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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    they have to do it themselves

    their wives will not allow them to go to bars
    "I'm off to wash the car" is practically code word for "I'm away to get shitfaced I'll be home in time for the school run on Monday"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    What is wrong with you people?

    my local wash shop can wash and wax my bike for 150 baht and the can inside and out for 200 baht.

    Im talking about that full foam spray shit, then 8 people coming around and hand cleaning every square millimeter then drying and waxing the fucker in no more than 40 mins while I sit in my bar and catch up on Sky Sports News.

    How much time do you spend on this shit?
    Fucked if I'm letting Somchai the Car Wash Guy smear grit from a dirty mitt all over my paintwork. Have a close look at all those swirl marks on your car.

    And also this...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    I think you miss the point though. I like doing it and usually have a few beers in the process and my dogs love getting sprayed from the hose. It's relaxing.
    ...other than the dogs (but only cos I don't have any)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Fucked if I'm letting Somchai the Car Wash Guy smear grit from a dirty mitt all over my paintwork.
    Detailing and cleaning a car takes a brain, for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Got me one of those snow foam lances:
    It does look like fun. I washed my car exactly once last year. That is the beauty of silver cars. You can't see the dirt until they are caked.

    For my latest impulse buy the New Years Honours List has been unveiled and Hans-Ulrich is proud to present Greta and Ingrid with the Blue Max for being a proper little pair of champion Nazi Party minxs

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    The Pour Le Merite medal was nicknamed in honour of Max Immelman who was the first aviator to be awarded the honour.

    It was also won during WW1 by an exclusive list including Manfred Von Richthofen, Erwin Rommel and Herman Goering

    The German award has a French name as it was instituted in 1740 when French was the the preferred civilised language of the Prussian court

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    Greta and Ingrid must have done something special to be awarded the prestigious Blue Max!

    That's the British equivalent of the VC!

    I bet Keeping up the moral of the German Army is not all they keep up

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    ^Manfred von Richthofen pulled a few cunning stunts in his red Fokker D1 to earn the Blue Max

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    I don't know what derring-do Greta and Ingrid got up to to earn their nominations, but Hans-Ulrich looks like he could tell a story or two about their no-holes-barred heroic deeds...

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    We'll see how long this lasts before I fuck my back getting it on the roofracks, get a frozen shoulder from paddling or fall off and drown/ eaten by shark...

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    ^ Be careful of any TD stalkers who live around the Bibra Lake area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ukan Kizmiaz View Post
    We'll see how long this lasts before I fuck my back getting it on the roofracks, get a frozen shoulder from paddling or fall off and drown/ eaten by shark...

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    That looks ace. I want one. How much and where from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    That looks ace. I want one. How much and where from?
    just look for second hand sold by people with fcuked backs , frozen shoulders or missing arms

    Quote Originally Posted by Ukan Kizmiaz View Post
    fuck my back getting it on the roofracks, get a frozen shoulder from paddling or fall off and drown/ eaten by shark...
    gumtree seems to have them often for sale - not sure what the local version of that is for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    ^Manfred von Richthofen pulled a few cunning stunts in his red Fokker D1 to earn the Blue Max

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    I don't know what derring-do Greta and Ingrid got up to to earn their nominations, but Hans-Ulrich looks like he could tell a story or two about their no-holes-barred heroic deeds...

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    Won't red you Baron but what sort of people have retro toys , Really I ask you, there's some weird Fokkers out there Loopy and the Red Baron?
    Now back in the Tripe Lane , enough to make a Malteser cross?

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    I think I'm having an Immelman turn

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    Chocs Away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    That looks ace. I want one. How much and where from?
    $699 Aussie from kayaks2fish.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Pffft women! They'll never understand the joy of a freshly detailed vehicle!

    Q.Why do men like women in leather skirts?

    A. Because they smell like a new car

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    That looks ace. I want one. How much and where from?
    This one keeps popping up on my daily spam emails from Aliexpress

    About 16,000 baht with shipping. 1hp motor but battery not included.

    Looks alright actually and there are other models if you scroll down the listing.

    Single canoe electric propulsion accessories|Power Tool Accessories| - AliExpress

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    Lang may yer lum reek...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    This one keeps popping up on my daily spam emails from Aliexpress

    About 16,000 baht with shipping. 1hp motor but battery not included.

    Looks alright actually and there are other models if you scroll down the listing.

    Single canoe electric propulsion accessories|Power Tool Accessories| - AliExpress

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    Thanks for the link. Not sure my Neanderthal brain is ready for a battery driven canoe.

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    comes with oars though. I think the motor would be handy if a current keeps drifting you away from the middle of the fish pond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Not sure my Neanderthal brain is ready for a battery driven canoe.
    I am sure many of the trolling motors have built in GPS and you can set them to maintain your position when you are fishing

    and dirks canoe might only be a meter in length if he is buying it from lazada

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    and dirks canoe might only be a meter in length if he is buying it from lazada
    Aliexpress, 0.9m

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Thanks for the link. Not sure my Neanderthal brain is ready for a battery driven canoe.
    Recreation & fishing kayaks – Paddlesports Thailand

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    Thank you. The ‘Canadian’ is the closest to what I’m looking for.

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    Well......Not yet... On the fence still. Wife will definitely be up in arms about it. She already says I have way too many "Hobbies" as it is now. It will probably require me giving her some "Spending" money to avoid the tongue lashing........Gold maybe?

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    ^How much is one of those roughly?

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    Treated myself to a waterproof bomber jacket for doing the garden up, only 20.
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    Your names not down, you're not getting in!

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    You sure it didn't say bummers jacket?


    You off to that City bar, The Blue Oyster?

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    Shouldn't you be in bed now with that 4am start tomorrow?

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