Thread: Show us your impulse buy

as kids we used to drink up the way. start on pish stella and work up to Scotlands finest, messy afternoons and even worse evenings if you made it.

Super T is popular in Italy too. And I was wrong, it used to be 9.3% then 8% now 7.5%.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Where's the Capri Sonne/Sun?

It was when Dirk opened the second free mint sauce, that he realised that something wasn't right.



Is that enough Capri-sun for you?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Is that enough Capri-sun for you?

Where's the cherry one??????


Yes, that's enough.

I dumped half of them in the bar. My 6yo Son was drinking one the other night and I'm like:

Hey, you wanna see the coolest thing about drinkin these?
Uh-hu

So I blow the empty bag back up, throw it on the floor and stomp on it. BOOM! Everyone in the bar shits themselves and all the girls scream.

I forgot how loud that could be and with the acoustics of the bar it really sounded like a gun shot.

I think he's gone through 2 boxes already.

Anyway, today I ordered some Bombay mix and Carolina Reaper plants, since I could never get my seeds to sprout, I'm curious if I could keep one alive.

The gang is celebrating the arrival of a new comrade. Just jumped out of his Stuka cockpit and still in his bomber jacket, its Hans-Ulrich Rudel, the Eastern Front Ace and most highly decorated combatant of the Axis powers

Are you pulling out hero's chain Hans-Ulrich or is that a standard set of 3rd Reich stainless steel anal beads?

Hans is sporting his famous Knights Cross with Oak Leaves Swords and Diamonds.

Jurgen is looking a little despondent having his wilting Oak Leaves double-trumped in front of the ladies.

But don't worry Jurgen you are young and handsome and there is plenty of time yet for swords and diamonds glory.

In that right hand, he's just missing a bottle of Ginger Cider

You've gotta give Dil that one.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Ginger Cider

Beer . . . Ginger Beer . . . you'll set Joe off again . . . too late.

Catch some rays, Eat some cheese and drink some wine.
How can someone living in a tropical paradise like you be so miserable and cantankerous?
Have a Merry Christmas you ladyboy gobbling twat!

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Well, at least he doesn't have a problem with falling!

I fell down exactly zero times today on a 8km roller-dating run with a leggy lady from Palm Beach

I was trailing her miserably most of the way in my wobbly tri-skates but had a nice view of her derriere. Unfortunately operating a mobile phone camera while skating is not yet within my skillset

Being as she had size 8 feet, the same as my own dainty plates, she kindly offered to swap rides for the return leg - and then humiliated me by easily keeping up on the tri-skates, which I had not managed to do. So I am forced to admit that the root of my wobbly problem may be partially in my neuronal wiring and not in the skates.

Did you cut off your leg's blood circulation or are you an albino, Looper??????

^

Originally Posted by panama hat

Did you cut off your leg's blood circulation or are you an albino, Looper??????

Indeed, that's the oddest pair of legs I've ever seen.

I suspect loops doesn't partake in ballroom dancing with two left feet or right feet as he's an Aussie

Originally Posted by Looper

Unfortunately operating a mobile phone camera while skating is not yet within my skillset

Go-Pro.

Originally Posted by Looper

Unfortunately operating a mobile phone camera while skating is not yet within my skillset

I'm the same with snowboarding, I eat snow every time I try.

First impulse buy in a heck of long time. I am a very methodical shopper. But was just delivered. Now to get it up the stairs to the new deck, unbox it and put the damn thing together.

Originally Posted by aging one

First impulse buy in a heck of long time. I am a very methodical shopper. But was just delivered. Now to get it up the stairs to the new deck, unbox it and put the damn thing together.

How much and where from ?

Originally Posted by aging one

First impulse buy in a heck of long time. I am a very methodical shopper. But was just delivered. Now to get it up the stairs to the new deck, unbox it and put the damn thing together.

Nice you wont regret it. But pay someone to put it together!

Originally Posted by panama hat

Did you cut off your leg's blood circulation or are you an albino, Looper??????

That is leggy lady's tan throwing off the shonky colour balance on my cut-price Chinese phone camera

But that has teed up my next impulse buy...

It is time to shit-can my chinky spyware garbage phone and go pro with a spanky wanky non-chinko flagship.

I have never been one to spend big on phones (I like not having to worry about breaking/losing/scratching a more modest model) but I realised that I am looking at this the wrong way.

I have been throwing money at cameras for years, some of which I have hardly used. So I am now thinking of my prospective phone purchase not as a phone but as a shit-kicker camera that will just happen to have a smart-arse-phone function on it.

Those calves were definitely sponsored by Homepride.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Those calves were definitely sponsored by Homepride.