Thread: Show us your impulse buy

Originally Posted by Iceman123

You could use dice with numbers on them, those dots would fuck you up every time

sniff my finger sniff my finger
Fook off you wrongun

Unusual charity shop vinyl find for a couple of quid..



Kerrrrching..

Good spy Joe

Approved.

This thing sucks up the piss faster than BLD on the morn after a peak night at the motel

Quite a fucking steal, all good and playable?

^ Those window sunction bird feeders are great... until a dirty great wood pigeon comes along.

Originally Posted by Mendip

until a dirty great wood pigeon comes along.

Replace the feed with potato flakes and a bowl of water.

^^rarely see a pigeon around my house, must be some Haitians living nearby.

^Pop

No ‘pop’, they just fuck off and die somewhere else when they start to suffocate

and off the to local kebab shop they go; a pigeon nugget, Hassan swears by them, datty bastard

3614 THB or in real money £84

The Driller Killer part II coming up

Suffering sausages, the motherload!

^ Do you not feel a little shy queuing up for the till and dread the small talk from the cashier?

What if you have a car accident on the way home?

That's a Genticles wet dream right there.

Actually the old girl on the checkout always compliments me on my attire and gives me a lovely smile, if only I were 10 years older

^ What are their snags like?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ What are their snags like?

Fvcking outstanding!

The foot longs are fulfilling.

The Cumberlands heavenly.

I need a bigger freezer and airfryer or I might just invite that fat bastard Hal around for a meal.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

the old girl on the checkout always compliments me on my attire and gives me a lovely smile,
if only I were 10 years older

I heard great things on here about whale blubber....is there any lard on special?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I need a bigger freezer and airfryer or I might just invite that fat bastard Hal around.

You could make the mother of all toads in the hole there

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You could make the mother of all toads in the hole there

Good one!

Imagine it...you could feed the 5000 or Hal for a day.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I heard great things on here about whale blubber....is there any lard on special?

There's no lard on her, pretty fit tbh.

It's that grey hair that puts me off asking her out