Show us your impulse buy

**BLD** · 09-12-2024, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Iceman123

You could use dice with numbers on them, those dots would fuck you up every time

sniff my finger sniff my finger
Fook off you wrongun

**Joe 90** · 12-12-2024, 11:53 PM

Unusual charity shop vinyl find for a couple of quid..

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Kerrrrching..

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**dirk diggler** · 14-12-2024, 01:28 AM

Good spy Joe

Approved.

**Reg Dingle** · 17-12-2024, 03:11 AM

This thing sucks up the piss faster than BLD on the morn after a peak night at the motel

**Joe 90** · 17-12-2024, 04:47 AM

You sprung a leak?

Try these....

Tena Men Active Fit Pants, Blue, Large/X-Large, Case Pack of 32(4x8) : Amazon.co.uk: Health & Personal Care

Saves on all those annoying trips to the urinal!

Top tip!!

My impulse buy today and early Xmas present for myself was some Turkey Teeth, for the bargain basement cost of £88!

A fine youngish Indian dentist gave me the full treatment called an "airflow" procedure.

I now have a full set of Klippoty Klopps, gone are the cig and coffee stains.
I have a Hollywood smile without being bodged up in Turkey!!

45 minutes I was in that dentist chair listening to her soft and soothing dialect, she even gave me some free Sensodyne samples and invited me back in 6 months.

Can't beat private healthcare , NHS used to be this good.
However, I diverse...this is not the Daily Cryall thread.

**Bonecollector** · 17-12-2024, 03:07 PM

Quite a fucking steal, all good and playable?

**Bonecollector** · 18-12-2024, 03:55 AM

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**Mendip** · 18-12-2024, 06:59 AM

^ Those window sunction bird feeders are great... until a dirty great wood pigeon comes along.

**dirk diggler** · 18-12-2024, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Mendip

until a dirty great wood pigeon comes along.

Replace the feed with potato flakes and a bowl of water.

**Bonecollector** · 18-12-2024, 03:07 PM

^^rarely see a pigeon around my house, must be some Haitians living nearby.

^Pop

**dirk diggler** · 19-12-2024, 07:41 AM

No ‘pop’, they just fuck off and die somewhere else when they start to suffocate

**Bonecollector** · 19-12-2024, 11:05 PM

and off the to local kebab shop they go; a pigeon nugget, Hassan swears by them, datty bastard

**malmomike77** · 31-12-2024, 04:23 PM

3614 THB or in real money £84

The Driller Killer part II coming up

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**Joe 90** · 14-01-2025, 02:30 AM

Suffering sausages, the motherload!

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**Reg Dingle** · 14-01-2025, 02:39 AM

^ Do you not feel a little shy queuing up for the till and dread the small talk from the cashier?

What if you have a car accident on the way home?

**Joe 90** · 14-01-2025, 02:43 AM

That's a Genticles wet dream right there.

Actually the old girl on the checkout always compliments me on my attire and gives me a lovely smile, if only I were 10 years older

**Reg Dingle** · 14-01-2025, 02:50 AM

^ What are their snags like?

**Joe 90** · 14-01-2025, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ What are their snags like?

Fvcking outstanding!

The foot longs are fulfilling.

The Cumberlands heavenly.

I need a bigger freezer and airfryer or I might just invite that fat bastard Hal around for a meal.

**Reg Dingle** · 14-01-2025, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

the old girl on the checkout always compliments me on my attire and gives me a lovely smile,
if only I were 10 years older

I heard great things on here about whale blubber....is there any lard on special?

**Reg Dingle** · 14-01-2025, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I need a bigger freezer and airfryer or I might just invite that fat bastard Hal around.

You could make the mother of all toads in the hole there

**Joe 90** · 14-01-2025, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You could make the mother of all toads in the hole there

Good one!

Imagine it...you could feed the 5000 or Hal for a day.

**Joe 90** · 14-01-2025, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I heard great things on here about whale blubber....is there any lard on special?

There's no lard on her, pretty fit tbh.

It's that grey hair that puts me off asking her out

**Simon43** · 21-01-2025, 02:04 PM

Now I am not one to make impulse buys! Impulse trips definitely. But buying consumer items' is simply not in my psyche.

I usually only buy things I need to 'survive' or to enable me to work. I don't buy items for entertainment or looks or..... I haven't done that for 20 years. That maybe either makes me a very boring person or a canny person. It certainly means that no woman or man or camel will give me the time of day in the hope of getting something from me... 'cos they won't!

But today, for the first time in yonks, I did make an impulse purchase, based on a FB advert which caught my attention and appreciation of the looks of the item.

So I bought a bamboo design Swatch watch. It fulfills a purpose (telling the time), although the last time that I possessed a watch was about 30 years ago when I had a gold Victorian pocket watch (costing 15,000 quid!). Times have changed, so 7,100 baht was an affordable price for me now

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**david44** · 21-01-2025, 02:31 PM

If you've got the time , Candy's got the experience!

Good to read from a sensible poster , well done Simon, where are you I lose track you cover a lot of ground Lao Turkey Pattaya Burma?

**Simon43** · 21-01-2025, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by david44

If you've got the time , Candy's got the experience!

Good to read from a sensible poster , well done Simon, where are you I lose track you cover a lot of ground Lao Turkey Pattaya Burma?

I'm in romantic Pattaya, waiting on completion/updating of my Android app. Then back to Myanmar

Why isn't the photo of my new shiny watch clear and sharp? Er... because I forgot to peel off the clear plastic covering the watch face. Duh!!

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