Thread: Show us your impulse buy

^ If someone gave you a bunk up, you could use it as a bar stool with a foot rest.

Hmmmmmmm, couldn't resist

You fat koonta

^ takes me right back. Me mum used to give me a tablespoon of malt extract every day too, loved that stuff.

^I put a teaspoon of malt extract in my Schofferhoffer Cloudy Weizen yesty.

It really pops the hops for a sweet tooth like me.

^ There's gonna be some fainting on here.

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Originally Posted by Looper

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Impulse buy.

Perhaps it’s the right thread.

Originally Posted by Looper

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I'm intrigued. Given the level of secrecy surrounding (pun intended) submarine propellers how do model suppliers know what propeller to put on a model nuclear submarine?

They obviously need to be careful, so probably choose the one which makes the less waves.

Originally Posted by Edmond

They obviously need to be careful, so probably choose the one which makes the less waves.

Ouch.

Reading that hurt, teecha.

I thought it was clever.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

I'm intrigued. Given the level of secrecy surrounding (pun intended) submarine propellers how do model suppliers know what propeller to put on a model nuclear submarine?

So you would be able to put a couple of short Lulu legs on it and no one could prove it wrong

A couple of small Lulu hands should allow for waves

A Kilo of peanut butter....why fucking not!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Hmmmmmmm, couldn't resist

Wife is a massive fan of Soreen but she gets the little bars for work, narak

Two years these have lasted and there's still plenty of life in them, impulse bought a new pair as they were on offer at £22.50.

Comfy, stylish classic..

^ look great...until you pee on one.

What suede protector do you use

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What suede protector do you use

I don't, I'm just a careful urinater

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

A Kilo of peanut butter....why fucking not!

one of those useless facts you amass, peanut butter never goes mouldy due to the extremely low water content, it will go rancid eventually

Originally Posted by malmomike77

one of those useless facts you amass, peanut butter never goes mouldy due to the extremely low water content,

Bullshit

I knew a bird who put peanut butter on her front garden and got her dog to lick it off, drove her wild.
Trouble was the dog got into the habit of sniffing Everybodies crotch that went in her house .

Why is it that everyone you know seems to have been involved in an urban legend?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I knew a bird who put peanut butter on her front garden and got her dog to lick it off, drove her wild.

Did she get that from "My Secret Garden" by Nancy Friday back in the 70's?

Something I vaguely recall from my youth...although it may not have been peanut butter.

Originally Posted by Troy

it may not have been peanut butter.

I think it was Sauerkraut

Splendid and lovely dog, King Charles' Spaniel ?, I trust you the nut butter and fluffy are not involved in anything instagrammable