Thread: Show us your impulse buy

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

That is a terrifying anal intruder

Memories of the Museum of Torture in Prague come flooding back.

They had one called the tulip. A wooden bulb with 3 holes in it. Bulb goes up the jacksie, screw is turned, 3 hooks come out, piercing the inner rectum. Rope is attached and the tulip bulb is removed at speed.


You'd need some antiseptic cream.

Originally Posted by Edmond

They had one called the tulip. A wooden bulb with 3 holes in it. Bulb goes up the jacksie, screw is turned, 3 hooks come out, piercing the inner rectum. Rope is attached and the tulip bulb is removed at speed.

That has created a very unwelcome mental picture that I might never erase.

Originally Posted by Shutree

That has created a very unwelcome mental picture that I might never erase.

And to think, LuLu bred and has offspring. Oh what a world we live in.

These beauties.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Memories of the Museum of Torture in Prague come flooding back.

They had one called the tulip. A wooden bulb with 3 holes in it. Bulb goes up the jacksie, screw is turned, 3 hooks come out, piercing the inner rectum. Rope is attached and the tulip bulb is removed at speed.


You'd need some antiseptic cream.

The Tulip, a famous beginners training device... &, why is it in a torture museum instead of a fun bondage club?

^ Same place, just before and after 6pm, Bets.

Originally Posted by armstrong

These beauties.

Look nice.


Actually kinda look like the kinda craft beer can you see in the 7-11 the last few years.

Claret & Blue boots.

Nah, couldn't be doing with those.

Game changer... A folding chopping board for £2.99!

One of my best purchases in a long time

I bet Looper can name all those plane silhouettes??

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Game changer... A folding chopping board for £2.99!

Most people are able to clean chopping boards the normal way. The hinge will catch extra food scraps and need extra cleaning.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I bet Looper can name all those plane silhouettes??

I'd put my house on it.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Most people are able to clean chopping boards the normal way. The hinge will catch extra food scraps and need extra cleaning.

Fvck off twat!

Bogon Tip #953

You see that big hole? That's where you push your food into the pan or a plate when you have finished chopping.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Most people are able to clean chopping boards the normal way.

Most people won't be using it just to funnel monster munch into their gobs when pissed.

Originally Posted by Bogon

Bogon Tip #953

You see that big hole? That's where you push your food into the pan or a plate when you have finished chopping.

I always wondered why chopping boards needed handles.

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

One of my best purchases in a long time

Nice

We need a plane spotting thread. I'm gonna do it

^^ That plane spotter guide would be quite handy in the Bristol area of the UK.

80 years ago.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

A folding chopping board

I bought some very flexible boards. I wasn't sure how well they'd stand up to daily use. A year in, they are fine. They make it easier to pour chopped veg into a pan, like that folding one.

(This place gets more and more like Mumsnet.)

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Keep getting ads for that on tiktok.

Great for cleaning up rolling tobacco, weed and Monster munch crumbs.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Keep getting ads for that on tiktok.

I thought he'd impulse bought a car.

^ I thought he'd got his nails done

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I thought he'd got his nails done