Thread: Man puts chilli on his birds tampon

I thought I was a prankster, but that's hardcore bro.

If I done (pommy accent) that to my missus - she'd 'ave me guts for garters.

I put Vicks in me mums Vasoline jar once.

I mistakenly drank a glass of water that had had me dear old nanas false teeth in...

thats a very nasty thing to do, but ignorant southern chav scum will do anyfink for a larf.

she could have suffered burns had the chilli been stronger.

that one probably rated about 2000 on the scoville scale that measures the capsinoid concentration in chillies.

the thai birds eye chilli is around 300,000 and the strongest south american chillies are 1,000,000+

Delete.

A little prik in the tampon never hurt anyone, yes.

Disrespectful.


Misogynistic undertones.
Expected from the same old crowd.

Yeah, taking the piss out of misfortunes of men is okay though.

a lot of TD members are like tampons....stuck up kuntz

I keep a tampon behind my ear to remind me of the cnut who stole my pencil

Originally Posted by baldrick

I keep a tampon behind my ear

I believe you.
And what about the chili, dare I ask?

I keep a tampon behind my ear to remind me of the cnut who stole my pencil

D'ya mean the bleedin' cnut who stole your pencil?

Fecking True

Originally Posted by baldrick

I keep a tampon behind my ear to remind me of the cnut who stole my pencil

Not bad...

A drop of Tabasco sauce on the end of a foreskin.

What a fucking asshole, that guy!
She should shove a chili peper up his urethra. See how he likes it!

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

What a fucking asshole, that guy!
She should shove a chili peper up his urethra. See how he likes it!

Yep. He's the kind of outright jerk-wanker-arsehole that if you met him randomly at a pub, sooner or later you're going to deck him for something.

And filming his GF on the toilet and flushing out her vagina! What a dick.

I have a feeling it's all staged though...Grandma was not quite convincing, neither was GF. It's a troll video, hoping to go viral, or they're really sick fuckers hoping for a copycat.

^It's all staged. People are all hyped up from the 'reality' shit they watch on tv, and will do anything to be 'seen'. Dignity, like common sense is a rare commodity now.

That's good - a woman's scorn... &, she really enjoyed that too.

^ I don't use toilet paper.
Farang use Thai hose pipe toilet gadget, no dirty tricks there.

"This video has been removed for violating Youtube's policies on spam, deceptive practices, and scams." ?!