Thread: A day off

Productive? No, not really. But it kept me out of the pub.

Nice word Slappers. Nothing wrong with that for a day off!

However, the video needed a little work, so I hope you don't mind, but I made a couple of quintessentially English adjustments to it




Slaps Day Off - Non drum and bass version

twat.

But yes, it works nicely.

2 minutes to make it..... 3 hours to upload the fucker through a rural hotspot. That was a labour of love having been rejected by youotube, dailymotion etc.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

3 hours to upload the fucker through a rural hotspot

Sounds like the kind of speeds I get with Talk Talk - who are shite btw. Really fecking shite.

4G via my phone takes care of it in less than five minutes.

Zen and the Art of Bicycle Maintenance...

Burlesque style in the sequel...

Nice job...

What kind of lens do you use on your camera?
It makes your hands look like pig foots.

Heh...That would be feet...Or hooves...

trotters

SO no one got as far as the 2nd musical change then?

^^?

Well done Slaps.

I've decided to walk to the pub every day now which is about 4 kms.

2 -3 hours watching the Rugby channel with a few beers and then my missus picks me up and home for dinner and bed about 9.00 pm.

Not a healthy life style for most but a big change for me considering the furthest I have walked for years in one line is about 50 metres.

I would love to have a push bike here but too dangerous on the roads.

Originally Posted by lom

What kind of lens do you use on your camera?
It makes your hands look like pig foots.

I'm not sure that it's anything to do with the lens. My hands genuinely look like pig foots.

Anyway - the Two-minute Wanderer clearly isn't cutting it with the masses.

It's time to take Behind Bar productions into the actual bar.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I would love to have a push bike here but too dangerous on the roads.

It'll be klong paths for me when I return to Thailand - and a quiet road route or two occasionally. Not that I really fancy sharing the same stretch of tarmac as lau khao'd up tractor drivers.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

It'll be klong paths for me when I return to Thailand

You take your life in your hands just walking on the foot paths here in Pattaya mate let alone ride a push bike.

I have to cross the soi at least a dozen times during my trip to remain on a walkable surface.

I liked the camera shots from the side of the road, through what looked like a hole in the mud and from on top of a tree! That's dedication, Slap! Who was your 'wing-man'?

Did that egg butty have its crusts cut off?

no - he buys crustless to remind himself of his Thailand days

Originally Posted by splitlid

Did that egg butty have its crusts cut off?

It's a Kingsmill crustless 50/50 loaf. The kids eat it. So do I when the French stick's been gobbled.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

no - he buys crustless to remind himself of his Thailand days

Negative. I only remember theat sweet stodgy stuff in the green or red packaging. It'd suffice, I suppose, when complemented with a slice or five of 7/11's spicy luncheon meat.