Thread: Slap vs the car insurance people

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I have the telematics device and do not know where to fit it in my Citreon Berlingo. I have tried both creating an account and logging in to Direct Plus and was met with "you cannot do this" or something equally infuriating on both occasions.

Be prepared to be inundated now with exceptionally accurate spamming adverts from now on. Everywhere you go, they know, and how long you are there, and this information is sold to the marketeers. Best not take the berlingo to the knocking shop!

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Best not take the berlingo to the knocking shop!

He'll have one of those fold up bikes in the boot

If I was working at this insurance Company and noticed said Norverner getting all irate over plugging a box into a cigar lighter socket, without even starting the engine, I'd be ticking the number 9 on the Road Rage Potential box on my screen, just before exclaiming 'We've got one here Maureen"

Right all round to Slaps place to have a go on this. Fuck, this is nothing but a challenge to flat line to top three.



but it says "for under 21's". Did you tell them you were 20, slap?

As for where to fit it

Google

obd citroen berlingo 2014 (or the year of your berlingo).

You will see lots of pictures of where the slot in. Usually in the glove compartment.

On tDirect Line's website

DrivePlus FAQs

Before calling or emailing us, please take a look through our most frequently asked questions about DrivePlus telematics insurance, DrivePlus Plug-in, DrivePlus App and DrivePlus Portal.
Just click on a question to drop down to the answer.

So click on.....

Where will the device be fitted (location on car)?
The DrivePlus Plug-in is fitted on to the On-board Diagnostics socket (OBD). To find the location of the OBD socket in your car, please visit the DrivePlus Portal on www.mydriveplus.com

When you click that link you have to log in Slapper, you fik Norvern Monkey

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Be prepared to be inundated now with exceptionally accurate spamming adverts from now on.

But it saves me about 400 notes and I don't even use the poxy thing. Have no intention to either. Trains and bicycles are the way the great slap operates.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

When you click that link you have to log in Slapper, you fik Norvern Monkey

That was the problem - I could not log in or create a fuxing account. And yes, I could just stick the device in the motor but would it work without logging in to it. Anyway, it's in their hands now. I've had enough of this insurance bollocks - from top to bastard bottom - to last me a life time.

Cars are the scourge of the planet. I hate them more than I hate cats. They are well and truly on the list. As are most of their fucking drivers - the lazy fat-asred impatient cunts.

Gosh - I'm all a fluster.

Did you download the App to your wifes phone yet? Or better still, yours, so youo know where she is all the time?

Got the app - can't log in. IT IS BOLLOCKS.

stick the tracking device into the car then.

then have a go.

Do a John Cleese on her car, you'll feel much better

Suckers.
Continue to give into the systems that exist for the base of repression.


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