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    Kittens

    So, the missus found an abandoned litter of new born kittens, slowly baking to death in the heat.

    I got a line message with photo saying "which one do you like". To which the answer was "which ever".

    So, when i got home in the evening, i found i am now the proud owner of whisky, vodka, gin, tequila and "fuck it i am done".

    They are maybe a week old. Missus is sleeping downstairs eye drop feeding them every two hours on special formula milk.

    Kind of reminds me of what i saw in her in the first place.

    No frigging common sense.

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    Bless her.

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    She's an angel -


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    Make sure you de-flea them.

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    And de-worm

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    And sterilise once old enough. My missus is the same, if it's got.a.pulse, she'll take care.of.it. Probably what she saw in me........

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    You're surrounded by pussy, talk about living the dream!

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    Nidhogg does not deserve such a woman.

    Lucky and Money, after years of care from me (the Thais are a clusterfuk when it comes to animal care), years of monies paid for treatments, love, more love and endless cat love (taking away, on occasion from goat love), died - virtually the minute I left the country and left it to the Thais to look after them.

    You are in for years of pain and agitation. Enjoy...
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    I have just received word from Somtamslap that he wants to adopt one of your furry critters.

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    ^ Don't let that kebabery fuker anywhere near those cute little bundles of fur!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    So, the missus found an abandoned litter of new born kittens, slowly baking to death in the heat.
    I hope she flushed the little fuckers down the toilet.

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    Been there unfortunately. It's a heart-warming experience until the little fuckers grow up. Then it's all you can do not to accidentally kick them over the fucking fence.

    A green to Mrs Nidd nonetheless.

    Edit: when I can - I don't bother with the green button all that often.

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    When I lived at Baan Suan Ton, there were always kittens hanging about the gardens. I took two, and we all got on like a house on fire.

    When I drank beers, I'd dab some on their coats, and they'd lick it and fall asleep. Not sure if it really was the beer that did it.

    I had these pics stuck on the noticeboard at a club I worked at. It got lots of big laughs, of course.





    Hopefully you'll all be roaring with laughter as well

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    Pinch of paprika, smidgen of thyme, 24 hours at 40 degrees Celsius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Pinch of paprika, smidgen of thyme, 24 hours at 40 degrees Celsius.

    Lovely with Nam Phrik Num....

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    Khao phat miao


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    Oi! leave the bloody kittens alone. They are preforming an extremely valuable service.

    The boy is now of an age where he can be allowed to do things alone - go for his tuition, go to the cinema with his friends - all tasks his mother previously supervised. She is also at that "dangerous age" whereby child bearing years are slowly ticking away.

    I am perfectly content with her channelling all her maternal instincts into a litter of kittens. The alternative is too dreadful to think of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Missus is sleeping downstairs eye drop feeding them every two hours on special formula milk.

    Kind of reminds me of what i saw in her in the first place.

    No frigging common sense.


    We've got cats. And when I say 'got' I mean free-loading useless feckers who come for free food and then feck off back to wherever it is and whoever actually owns them.

    Furry little feckers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    No frigging common sense.
    Wait till they are older, and then she wont want them anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    I am perfectly content with her channelling all her maternal instincts into a litter of kittens. The alternative is too dreadful to think of.
    Very good point.

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    I hate cats!

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    No one owns cats. My dads cat comes in when it feels like it, eats or turns its nose up at the food then fucks off again. When it rains he comes in with muddy feet.

    Keeps the rats away from his shed and garden though


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    Das maus!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    I hate cats!
    Me too. Drown them in a bucket.

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    In the good old days any unwanted kittens would get tied up in a bin bag with some rocks, then chucked into a canal.

    I'm sure that'll be back in fashion soon

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    Over the last 6 months we have expanded our dog family by two by adopting one stray soi puppy and a cross pitbull, cross staffy, cross ridge back monster.

    Bruno the monster is only 9 months old and has already made our home his but he is a handfull to say the least.

    We used to have a number of stray cats enter the yard and to eat the dog food but no more. In fact we used to have a number of local dogs bark at the gate but not any more.

    Furthermore we used to have a number of Thais visit us but not any more.

    Cats are not for me and dogs rule.

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