Thread: Help needed from Bangkok based bretheren.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Bollski. Has your genitalia just been manhandled? By a flip-flopped Asian octogenarian? To the point of scrotal combustion?

I had to take matters into my own hand in the end.

Bit like having too many kebabs, you horrible bastard

Originally Posted by klong toey

Sorry can't help today i am stuck to my bar stool.

No worries mate - some poor bastard has to do the drinking.




Bloody hell slapper - what did you have for your main course?

Alka seltzer

I really, really, really miss those mixed kebab specials on midweek football and beer nights... Bastard.

£12.50*, Botsy.


*Offer doesn't include chips


Hey! I've got it. I'm gonna set up a bona fide kebabery.

In Isaan?

Would it work?

Nah, scratch that idea - it's shit.

Theres a place called The Kebabry in Bangkok as it goes

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Hey! I've got it. I'm gonna set up a bona fide kebabery. In Isaan? Would it work?

probably a better idea than trying to flog baltis and oatcakes to burmese fisherfolk in all honesty.

Ebeneezer's Kebabs & Pizzeria

I would copy this place in pattaya, bangkok, chiangmai

Does it all - kebabs and curries to a high standard. Simple taste filled menu.

Where down south? I'm down south and have all the Indian spices you could need.
I have black mustard seeds, jeera seeds (cummin), haldi powder (tumeric), aijwan, hing (asafoetida), elaichee, cloves, cinnamon quills....Malaysia is only 45 minutes away.
And Macro has many varieties of Pakistani masalas.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Where down south? I'm down south and have all the Indian spices you could need.

Cheers.
I'm in Chumphon.

I have the spices, it was one particular herb (methi) that i was after.
All they have around here is fenugreek seeds.

^ It's the same thing, isn't it?

What is Fenugreek | Health Benefits of Fenugreek | Chef In You

^ there is the seed and then there is the leaf - different uses

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Where down south? I'm down south and have all the Indian spices you could need.

Cheers.
I'm in Chumphon.

I have the spices, it was one particular herb (methi) that i was after.
All they have around here is fenugreek seeds.

Methi bahji.....I love it as a green, but it makes my perspiration stink for a day or two.
You can always try to sprout them from the seeds for yourself.

Where's me crotchless panties?

^

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Actually, sterling work today mate.

Very much appreciated.




"Arise, Sir Dillinger".

If you're cooking something that involves methi leave/sprouts, and have all the other spices....my hat off to you, and I am envious of the forthcoming feast.

Do you have a passion for the bedtime squitsi?

^ so thats why you want the crotchless panties

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ so thats why you want the crotchless panties

I'm sure it's not the only reason.....

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Where does the Bentley fit into the picture? Please explain.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Actually, sterling work today mate.

Fuck yes! What a thoroughly decent chap Bollinger transpires to be.

Where do I fill in the application form to become one of your friends, Boll?