Thread: Anyone know this bloke?

^ Me Dad

^ I'm not fussy... as long as they be nice..

*and have big norks... I'm all good.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I'm not fussy... as long as they be nice.. *and have big norks... I'm all good

Typo ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Think I'd rather live next to a Mussie than an Aussie

A least they're not loud as fuck, out in the garden fucking sheep and blackening all your hanged out washing.

And most mussies I know know how to drink properly, can hold their beer, and not get all whiney and crying all the time.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Typo ?

bugger! I meant, as long as they have massive jugs...

Some blokes spun him a yarn at the bar about how he will sort him out work down in Oz whenever he fancies it. English fella rocks up out of the blue without doing the proper research, probably hasn't even spoke with the Aussie bloke since they were last pissed at the bar in Thailand. Spent all his money on the sauce before going to Oz, expecting his acquaintance to sort him out and get him graft from the get go. Life's never that simple.
Poor fucker, absolute school boy stuff.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Think I'd rather live next to a Mussie than an Aussie

Harsh but fair

Originally Posted by Lukey1979

Some blokes spun him a yarn at the bar about how he will sort him out work down in Oz whenever he fancies it. English fella rocks up out of the blue without doing the proper research, probably hasn't even spoke with the Aussie bloke since they were last pissed at the bar in Thailand. Spent all his money on the sauce before going to Oz, expecting his acquaintance to sort him out and get him graft from the get go. Life's never that simple.
Poor fucker, absolute school boy stuff.

He seemed to think Adelaide was a suburb of Brisbane.

I thought Adelaide was that fat singer that was always on the phone?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

They claim it is because the beer stays cooler, when what they really mean is that they drink too slowly.... because they are poofs

you went into a gay bar and decided that the rest of the blokes are like that ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

and blackening all your hanged out washing

just checking for the suspenders , rubber double ended black fist and bra to make sure you are not a two dads raving public school faggot

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by pseudolus

They claim it is because the beer stays cooler, when what they really mean is that they drink too slowly.... because they are poofs

you went into a gay bar and decided that the rest of the blokes are like that ?

All bars in aus are gaybars. Schooners of beer? Just fucking poof the whole place is.

As one poster point out astutely,

This now seems like a total scam.

The guy was doing this just to get back to the UK.


It makes sense.

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

As one poster point out astutely,

This now seems like a total scam.

The guy was doing this just to get back to the UK.


It makes sense.

Surely a ticket to the U.K. wouldn't be much if any more expensive than a ticket to Oz.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

All bars in aus are gaybars. Schooners of beer? Just fucking poof the whole place is.

it must have been the way you were dressed - the gimp suit would have only given you entry into the trendy metrosexual english and irish bars

Originally Posted by Cujo

Surely a ticket to the U.K. wouldn't be much if any more expensive than a ticket to Oz.

you answered milkman ? you fcukin idiot

Originally Posted by Cujo

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

As one poster point out astutely,

This now seems like a total scam.

The guy was doing this just to get back to the UK.


It makes sense.

Surely a ticket to the U.K. wouldn't be much if any more expensive than a ticket to Oz.

About the same

the bloke is a grafting jordie, and a bit thick basically. Some aussie agent told him by email "loads of jobs here mate, come interview we'll see ya right" so being a bit thick he has bought a flight, given some money to a drinking mate who said he would go (who whored the money away instead) and went to Australia hoping it would all be all right.


Sure he's a dick, but he is just thick that's all. Not exclusively an English thing.

Originally Posted by baldrick

it must have been the way you were dressed - the gimp suit would have only given you entry into the trendy metrosexual english and irish bars

They wouldn't let me into Australia any other way! Metrosexual is an aussie thing by the way - fuck all to do with Brits. Whole country full of man bag latte drinking pooftahs.

Australian men 'turning into metrosexual tossbags' | World news | The Guardian

Australian men 'turning into metrosexual tossbags'

Australia's male culture is in crisis, with "mates and good blokes" being replaced by "nervous wrecks, metrosexuals and nerds", a former prime ministerial candidate writes in a book published today.
Mark Latham, who left politics after leading the Labor party to defeat at Australia's general election in 2004, blames changes in the workplace and -families, a rise in leftwing feminism, and neoconservatism for creating "a crisis in male identity" and "debilitating" the language.

"Instead of calling a spade a spade, our national conversation is now dominated by weasel words and the pretence of politeness," Mr Latham writes in his collection of favourite quotes and political anecdotes, A Conga Line of Suckholes - a phrase he used to deride John Howard's centre-right government in its support of the US invasion of Iraq.....


...."One of the saddest things I have seen in my lifetime has been the decline in Australian male culture - the loss of our larrikin language and values," he writes. "Australian mates and good blokes have been replaced by nervous wrecks, metrosexual knobs and tossbags."

See? Bunch of fags.

I see that after many years Crocodile Dundee 3 has been released?

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Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by baldrick

it must have been the way you were dressed - the gimp suit would have only given you entry into the trendy metrosexual english and irish bars

They wouldn't let me into Australia any other way! Metrosexual is an aussie thing by the way - fuck all to do with Brits. Whole country full of man bag latte drinking pooftahs.

You need to get away from Oxford street duckie.