Thread: Offensive Erdogan Limerick Competition- win£1000

Merkel knelt down on the floor
Licking Erdogan's arse, such a whore
He straddled his goat from behind
As he entered she screamed do you mind?
Your hairy arse is rubbing me raw

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

When Johnny Turk Mustafa Kunt,
He screams like a James Hunt
And won't settle for any pussy,
But Erdogan loves a Hun and will take anything juicy
Which is why Merkel fancies his punt.

Excellent imagery, The Gent. I'm not sure about the attempt at rhyming pussy and juicy?

Good first effort.

Try again using a French accent - works fine.

But the gent is a Bormuffian

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

When Johnny Turk Mustafa Kunt,
He screams like a James Hunt
And won't settle for any pussy,
But Erdogan loves a Hun and will take anything juicy
Which is why Merkel fancies his punt.

Excellent imagery, The Gent. I'm not sure about the attempt at rhyming pussy and juicy?

Good first effort.

Try again using a French accent - works fine.

But the gent is a Bormuffian

Borwhat?

Is that something to do with barebacking soi 6 birds?

From Bormuff. Dorset. Where people have to drive 50 miles when they want a decent restaurant meal and the cultural highlight is the Bormuff Symphony Orchestra performing Lloyd Webber hits at the BIC

Originally Posted by DrB0b

what a limerick actually is. It's painfull to watch the struggles of these Croatian retards as the y come out with stuff like

didn't expect to win the £1000 Dr.Bob as know nowt about limericks
Just threw it in to side with the Turks and their twisted leader.

Never was a rugby fan even tho Ravenhill was my neighbour.