The Terrible Chinese Tourist Picture Thread

[Cujo]

Yeah i've been busting myself but i don't hang my tool out and piss anywhere.

Come on you can't tell us you haven't squatted in a flower bed in a busy park and taken a dump.

[bobo746]

Not a good look mate.

[bobo746]

[Maanaam]

The BBC made a big news story today about how the Queen of England was overheard in describing the Chinese officials as "Rude"

Very rude was what she said.

[Cujo]

I don't have a problem with any of those. They're all just toddlers and they're peeing in a gutter or drain and as you know if a little kid like that has to go they have to go and public loos are few and far between in some places.
Whaddays gonna do?

[VocalNeal]

remember some abbos from aussi visiting europe i think and it was their first time in a hotel. they shit in the corner of the main room.

A mate of mine when drunk took a local home in PNG.

In the small hours of the morning she squatted and peed in the corner of the living room.

[OhOh]

But were you laid underneath her with your mouth open or closed?

[billy the kid]

Have known a few brits who have pissed in the wardrobe at 4 am.

Here in the UK some brits are left to marinate in their own piss and shit c/o NHS.

[BaitongBoy]

555...Marinate...Great choice of words...

[Maanaam]

I don't have a problem with any of those. They're all just toddlers and they're peeing in a gutter or drain and as you know if a little kid like that has to go they have to go and public loos are few and far between in some places.
Whaddays gonna do?

You teach them to prairie dog it or take them somewhere discreet.

"My kid needs to shit. OK, shit away son." Who cares it's the plane carpeted floor, who cares it's main street downtown...you gotta shit, you shit, right?


(I do in a small way take your point, however our mothers never needed to let us toilet in public, and we never needed to let our kids do their business in public....how did our mums and us manage that?)

[thaimeme]

Yeah i've been busting myself but i don't hang my tool out and piss anywhere.

Come on you can't tell us you haven't squatted in a flower bed in a busy park and taken a dump.

That's what home gardens are for...

[Chittychangchang]

greeb-us bodily harm.

[Latindancer]

Hideous but funny.

[Kurgen]

a bird in the hand.......

[OhOh]

^,^^, ^^^

Never been fishing, with cormorants eh.

[Pragmatic]

The greedy bastards.

[bobo746]

[VocalNeal]

But were you laid underneath her with your mouth open or closed?

Sorry missed that!

[OhOh]

No problems it's a regular part of my life. Taking the piss

[patsycat]

My mum would hide us behind a car door to piddle on long journeys, or tell us to find a bush. Nettle stings...

[OhOh]

My mum would hide us behind a car door to piddle on long journeys, or tell us to find a bush. Nettle stings...

Try doing that on the M25 whilst in the usual 3 lane traffic jam. Headlights flash, horns are tooted and when walking back to the car cheers are heard all around.

[stamford]

Have known a few brits who have pissed in the wardrobe at 4 am.

Here in the UK some brits are left to marinate in their own piss and shit c/o NHS.

I remember my older brother coming back from the pub when he was 18 and going into my sister's room and pissing on her radiator.

[Pragmatic]

I remember my older brother coming back from the pub when he was 18 and going into my sister's room and pissing on her radiator.

Similar happened to my suitcase with a guy who I shared a room with way back.

[Gazza]

My brother used to piss occasionally into our bedroom wardrobe. Same wardrobe where I stashed my porn.

[BaitongBoy]

Doubt he was pissing...