Thread: Fuck Holy Week!

Bloody Catholic lunatics. Traffic is fucked, and it's only day one. Nobody working, so computer is crawling. Broken pipe in master bathroom - up to my ankles in water. Lost computer totally for two hours. And there's four more days of this shit. Then comes Easter Sunday....that's to be the big one when he surfaces to see if he sees his shadow and declares whether it's Spring or not. Filipinos ignore Sunday. He'll get stuck in traffic anyway. Fucking savages.....

I felt the same way about Chinese new year when my flight doubled in price.

"Why is my flight so expensive?"

"Because it's Chinese new year"

"Do I look fuckin' Chinese?"

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Bloody Catholic lunatics. Traffic is fucked, and it's only day one. Nobody working, so computer is crawling. Broken pipe in master bathroom - up to my ankles in water. Lost computer totally for two hours. And there's four more days of this shit. Then comes Easter Sunday....that's to be the big one when he surfaces to see if he sees his shadow and declares whether it's Spring or not. Filipinos ignore Sunday. He'll get stuck in traffic anyway. Fucking savages.....

Barbarians.
Extermination is the only answer.

Matthew 19:14
But Jesus said, Suffer fucking savages, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven

I'll raise ya....

She's a Buddhist.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Bloody Catholic lunatics. Traffic is fucked, and it's only day one. Nobody working, so computer is crawling. Broken pipe in master bathroom - up to my ankles in water. Lost computer totally for two hours. And there's four more days of this shit. Then comes Easter Sunday....that's to be the big one when he surfaces to see if he sees his shadow and declares whether it's Spring or not. Filipinos ignore Sunday. He'll get stuck in traffic anyway. Fucking savages.....

i hear ya,Bloody Lao lunatics. it's coming up to Lao new year here next month( songkran in Thailand) same same same, I usually try to flee the country before it kicks in , but I don't have the luxury now with the new job, I will still be working but I doubt I would achieve much anyway. It's a week or maybe 10 days when the locals don't give a flying fuk, gonna stock the fridge up with beer and fill the fridge with the goodies and ride it out. Pee Mai Lao was fun once or twice but it's now become fucking annoying.

Originally Posted by chassamui

I felt the same way about Chinese new year when my flight doubled in price.

"Why is my flight so expensive?"

"Because it's Chinese new year"

"Do I look fuckin' Chinese?"

the chinky New Years a pain in the arse to

Fuck holy week?. Sounds more like holy fuck week

Where's the little Scouser in the sailor suit?...

He will be along soon

Originally Posted by thaimeme

I'll raise ya....

She's a Buddhist.

Oh, it's like that is it!!!

Take one of these:
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& something a bit special for Davis in these difficult times:
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WOWZA!

Roll it in flour and wait for the felcher's response that that is "old as the hills"...

You know who you are, you cheating cnut...

^^ Lol. Burn. Poor davis.

"If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."

David Sedaris

Davis gone quiet. Ankle deep in water fiddling with an ungrounded computer.
Hope he's alright.

Well Davis,

I was scheduled to leave BKK on the 14 of April but after a good hard think about songkran kicking of on the 13th I binned my ticket and bought a new one down to KL on the 12th.

Fuck it, Songkran is so fuked.

^^ A plumber in a sailor suit arrived...

Originally Posted by terry57

Well Davis,

I was scheduled to leave BKK on the 14 of April but after a good hard think about songkran kicking of on the 13th I binned my ticket and bought a new one down to KL on the 12th.

Fuck it, Songkran is so fuked.

In relationship to what.....??

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

& something a bit special for Davis in these difficult times:
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WOWZA!

As if today wasn't bad enough already...........

Do Filipinos give each other chocolate Easter Eggs? It's not really Easter without them. I'd've thought not smart though in a hot tropical country.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Bloody Catholic lunatics. Traffic is fucked, and it's only day one. Nobody working, so computer is crawling. Broken pipe in master bathroom - up to my ankles in water. Lost computer totally for two hours. And there's four more days of this shit. Then comes Easter Sunday....that's to be the big one when he surfaces to see if he sees his shadow and declares whether it's Spring or not. Filipinos ignore Sunday. He'll get stuck in traffic anyway. Fucking savages.....

F*ck flips.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Then comes Easter Sunday....that's to be the big one when he surfaces to see if he sees his shadow and declares whether it's Spring or not.

We all have our crosses to bear Davis.

Roll the stone back from the cave door to roll the dice...

If he gets up and starts walking around you get your computer fixed...

If he stays in the cave under the shroud you are out of luck for another 6 weeks...