Thread: The night I punched a pig

Originally Posted by thaimeme

A typical tolerant Farang lad....

Another red and a blistering message
I am getting the feeling you really don't like me Jeffrey

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by jimbobs

If I would have fucked the pig she may have had reasons for divorce

That reminds me of a Canadian chap who settled in the West Coast, New Zealand. Tough and insular lot, those West Coasters, and after ten years, he was still considered an outsider. One night at the pub he complained about it. "How the fuck do I get to become a West Coaster?" he asked.
Well, you have to be able to do 3 things: Skull ten pints of beer, kill a wild pig armed only with a knife, and be man enough to fuck one of our West Coast women.
"OK! I'll do it"
So they lined up ten pints on the bar, and the Canadian threw them all back within 20 minutes.
Quite tipsy, he said, "Right, give me a knife, and show me the bush". The bush was just out the back door.
An hour later, Canadian chap stumbles into the pub, blood all down the front of his shirt, still pissed as a newt.
"All right....I've done it, now show me this West Coast woman you want me to kill."

His name wasn't ENT was it?

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Originally Posted by thaimeme

A typical tolerant Farang lad....

Another red and a blistering message
I am getting the feeling you really don't like me Jeffrey

Don't take it personal. He's like that.

Is jimbobs the poster formerly known as missusmiggins? That guy was a nutter.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Originally Posted by thaimeme

A typical tolerant Farang lad....

Another red and a blistering message
I am getting the feeling you really don't like me Jeffrey

Don't take it personal. He's like that.

Jeff, the self hating farang.

Awful the way humans treat animals..

Best to have foreigners think you are fucking insane though, then they will give you a wide berth

This pig abuse goes right to the top of the establishment, effing shocking...

Welcome to last year

You are David Cameron and I claim my 5 quid!

Originally Posted by blue

Awful the way humans treat animals..

Best to have foreigners think you are fucking insane though, then they will give you a wide berth

...and then there's the whole of the plant kingdom to consider as well.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by jimbobs

If I would have fucked the pig she may have had reasons for divorce

That reminds me of a Canadian chap who settled in the West Coast, New Zealand. Tough and insular lot, those West Coasters, and after ten years, he was still considered an outsider. One night at the pub he complained about it. "How the fuck do I get to become a West Coaster?" he asked.
Well, you have to be able to do 3 things: Skull ten pints of beer, kill a wild pig armed only with a knife, and be man enough to fuck one of our West Coast women.
"OK! I'll do it"
So they lined up ten pints on the bar, and the Canadian threw them all back within 20 minutes.
Quite tipsy, he said, "Right, give me a knife, and show me the bush". The bush was just out the back door.
An hour later, Canadian chap stumbles into the pub, blood all down the front of his shirt, still pissed as a newt.
"All right....I've done it, now show me this West Coast woman you want me to kill."

His name wasn't ENT was it?

No, it was Dwayne Franks, currently in a NZ gaol for kiddy-fiddling.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by blue

Awful the way humans treat animals..

Best to have foreigners think you are fucking insane though, then they will give you a wide berth

...and then there's the whole of the plant kingdom to consider as well.

Fruitarians unite!

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by blue

Awful the way humans treat animals..

Best to have foreigners think you are fucking insane though, then they will give you a wide berth

...and then there's the whole of the plant kingdom to consider as well.

Fruitarians unite!

The whole vegetable industry is quite inhumane. Have you seen how they stack them in the trucks crammed in crates all stacked one atop the other? Quite shocking.

Jimbobs brilliant , thank you for sharing that with the group, did the group find that cathartic.
Jim I get where you are coming from, it's not the killing of pigs that bothers Me, it's the high pitched scream of a pig in distress that makes Me mad, and I just want to shut the pig up, by any means.

Heres a crazy Geordie punching a police horse

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OTsxZPJDcUY

Originally Posted by wasabi

Jimbobs brilliant , thank you for sharing that with the group, did the group find that cathartic.
Jim I get where you are coming from, it's not the killing of pigs that bothers Me, it's the high pitched scream of a pig in distress that makes Me mad, and I just want to shut the pig up, by any means.

Exactly but I think I might have handled it better sober
They are cruel bastards in the village tho

Being the President of being nice to pets and animals of the whole wide world fake foundation, î find your story a bit disgusting, you seemed a nice sort of bloke.

Your stories had a sort of fun side to them. Which is needed, but not that one.

Bragging about punching an animal in distress is sickening.

I'd rather read about Luigi's fuckathons.

How did i get that i with a chapeau on top?!!

"Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Bash her in."

Eerily similar to Lord of the Flies...