Thread: Well well well ,,,look who's pissed the bed

So even a blatant thread about an imbecilic scouser who pissed the bed can be turned into a fucking boring bitch fight amongst the usual suspects
This is comedy gold ,,,,,slag off the op
I despair

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Pissing the bed is one thing... nah, I don't believe you could shit the bed... impossible. This is a case for TD CSI squad!

Someone here (can't remember who) farted in bed, but it ended up being a shart. He was brave to admit this.

Jim, have you seen a urologist about your nocturnal pisssing ?
What did they suggest ?
(Seriously should have been done pre-teen.)

Nah bravery ?
My name's Jimmy I'm in Roi et (phon thong)
I'm not hard to find
Not many scoucers in this part of the world
I win anyways cos I'm a bad fucking man when bullied
'm'm'm''m'
Wake up
Have coffee
Relax and promise not to kill no one
Confirm to myself I won't kill no one
Have coffees
Go to work
Don't kill no one
Sleeping
Don't kill no one
Tomorrow
Don't kill no one
Easy life

Originally Posted by PeeCoffee

Jim, have you seen a urologist about your nocturnal pisssing ?
What did they suggest ?
(Seriously should have been done pre-teen.)

Hmmmm do you not understand that a man who blatantly admitted to pissing the bed would not know about urology
You really need to dumb down before you answer my threads

Causes of Bedwetting

Physical and psychological conditions can lead to bedwetting in some people.

Common causes of bedwetting among children and adults include:

small bladder size
urinary tract infection (UTI)
stress, fear, or insecurity
neurological disorders (e.g.: post-stroke)
diabetes
prostate gland enlargement
sleep apnea (abnormal pauses in breathing during sleep)
constipation


Hormonal imbalances can also cause bedwetting in some people.

Everyone’s body makes a hormone called antidiuretic hormone (ADH). ADH tells your body to slow down the production of urine overnight.

The lower volume of urine helps a normal bladder hold urine overnight. People whose bodies don’t make sufficient levels of ADH may experience nocturnal enuresis because their bladders can’t hold higher volumes of urine.

Originally Posted by taxexile

Causes of Bedwetting

Physical and psychological conditions can lead to bedwetting in some people.

Common causes of bedwetting among children and adults include:

small bladder size
urinary tract infection (UTI)
stress, fear, or insecurity
neurological disorders (e.g.: post-stroke)
diabetes
prostate gland enlargement
sleep apnea (abnormal pauses in breathing during sleep)
constipation


Hormonal imbalances can also cause bedwetting in some people.

Everyone’s body makes a hormone called antidiuretic hormone (ADH). ADH tells your body to slow down the production of urine overnight.

The lower volume of urine helps a normal bladder hold urine overnight. People whose bodies don’t make sufficient levels of ADH may experience nocturnal enuresis because their bladders can’t hold higher volumes of urine.

So how do I stop pissing other people beds?
It's not a problem to me but other people find it most upsetting

Just say it was already there...

A fucking mickey mouser, explains it all dunnit.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

A fucking mickey mouser, explains it all dunnit.

Mockney twat
Wyeth it exthllainsth a good deal thhh thh
I hate cock,,,,,neys

Originally Posted by taxexile

i think the problem lies with you, you cant take any criticism or adverse comments about yourself without resorting to dummy spitting and spraying red repo just like the child you are.

and it is most appropriate that you choose a bedwetting thread to do it.

Well of course you think that. But then you like to dish it out but can't take it.

And I didn't choose the thread, you did tax. You made an unprompted comment in public, I redded you in private, you're throwing another tantrum over something you claim to not care about.

So it's more appropriate that you're now venting your spleen yet again over something you started in a bed wetting thread:

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by taxexile

i couldnt give a fuck about my repo, i dont post here to gain approval or kudos so red me all you want.

but your hypocrisy regarding the repo system is there for all to see, as is your ridiculous denial of it.

You cry every time I red you. It's like clockwork: you make derogatory comment to/about me; I red you; you cry. Rinse & repeat. You very clearly give a lot of fucks.

Your old man tears are delicious. Salty, but delicious...

...

Do you actually believe you should be able to abuse others with impunity or are you just a deluded old fool that thinks he's entitled to respect and deference he hasn't earned?

In either case you're mistaken you cantankerous old fool.

Very odd. My mother used to have to change my bed every day until i was about six. Bed wetting - and she swore by the rubber sheet.

Would have cost a fortune in mattresses.

I would be quite worried about bed wetting at 45. Even if you are drunk - try and remember to piss before you pass out. Preferably in a toilet.

Yuck, imagine waking up all cold and clammy.

You just wouldnt want to offer this guy a bed for the night

^ I would put him up for the night but he would have to sleep in a hammock on the veranda,problem solved.

Originally Posted by Conche

You just wouldnt want to offer this guy a bed for the night

Yeh you would girl
I'm a fuckin Prince.
And a lying bastard if I fancy a bird I usually nail them
NowI'm losing my looks I pay 25 year old. Girls to make me feel good

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Just say it was already there...

Yep, that's what my cough cough, friend done when he farted that night in bed and followed through, apparently there was drink and drugs involved and her indoors was not best pleased. Got away with it by blaming a TD member climbed in the window and sharted in his bed because he was out of reds but still wanted to be a coont.
Sheise

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

It could of been worse Jim, you could of shat the bed.

Why would a grown man that pisses the bed go on a public forum to talk about it? You are in need of more serious help than you will find on here.

Just tie a knot in it job done ,

Originally Posted by tunk

Why would a grown man that pisses the bed go on a public forum to talk about it? You are in need of more serious help than you will find on here.

Oh great another muliti nic troll. Piss off you lout.

^^^And why not. Jim is a character, open and honest with considerable entertainment value.
Could do with more banter and honesty on here. At least he's up for a laugh, even if it is at his own expense.
Can I go back to my knitting now.

Originally Posted by tunk

Why would a grown man that pisses the bed go on a public forum to talk about it? You are in need of more serious help than you will find on here.

Hmmmm maybe I crave attention or maybe I don't give a fuck
Or both Psssssss

I pissed the bed 2 times as an adult, fortunately I was alone both times .
I blame weakish beer, and a growing capacity for the stuff .

First time I half woke up, a bit like Spud in Trainspotting, but wondering why it felt warm , wet and kind of sticky down there, my first thought ''was I bleeding ?''



I used to know an Irish guy, who had a friend with a problem , he never wet the bed, but he'd drunkenly stagger over to the wardrobe open the door piss in there