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    Why I Changed My Name.

    No not me though i have thought of changing my name in the past.

    I can just imagine the look on an immigration officers face when he looks at this guys passport.

    'Why I changed my name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger'





    A gas consultant who officially changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger today said: "I’ve got no regrets at all".
    Sam Smith, from Muswell Hill, changed his name by deed poll to reflect his love of the food after a night in the pub.
    He told the Standard that the Burger King favourite was the first thing that popped into his head when friends convinced him to do go ahead with the stunt.
    Mr Cheeseburger explained: “It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names.
    “Bacon Double Cheeseburger was pretty much the first thing that came up. Everyone loves bacon don’t they?


    “It was largely the most ridiculous thing we could think of. My friends were quite supportive of anything that makes me look silly, as good friends are.”
    He made an application to the UK Deed Poll Service and, perhaps unfortunately, was drinking with the same friends when the paperwork arrived a few weeks later for him to sign, making the name change official.
    Mr Cheeseburger added that he was lucky his colleagues had a sense of humour.
    The 33-year-old, who said he proudly signs off his work emails as "B D Cheeseburger", said he particularly got a kick out of booking into hotels on business trips.


    “What people call me is up to them but that's my name legally speaking now. My mum was furious but my dad thinks it’s hilarious. He’s more than happy to use my new name.”


    'Why I changed my name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger' | London | News | London Evening Standard
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Surely, a cultural generation thing.

    Sad state.

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    If he can carry it off with humor good on him.

    What a larrykin.

    Good man.

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    He's gonna regret it.
    Just ask this guy....Haengjobshappylife Makelifebetter

    https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asi...s-no-more.html

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    Why I changed my nik(s)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    He's gonna regret it.
    Maybe.
    Maybe not.
    Up to him.
    If the humour dies he's fuked but somehow i think it won't

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    Everyone loves bacon don’t they?
    probably not everybody

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    Or just change it again to IUD......Infantile Unemployable Dildo.

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    Probably didn't wanna share the same name as his singing mincing namesake

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=tqtZIyN_Alg

    Here's a little known fact, Bettyboo's real name is Marc Almond

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy Breezerboy Mercury
    Here's a little known fact, Bettyboo's real name is Marc Almond
    True that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy Breezerboy Mercury
    Here's a little known fact, Bettyboo's real name is Marc Almond
    True that is.
    Bloody hell Dillinger's changed his name as well.

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    said he particularly got a kick out of booking into hotels on business trips.
    I very much doubt this cumstain does much "business travelling".

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    Reminds of the basketball player who changes his name to 'Meta World Peace' ... Or the football player who changed his name to 'Ochocinco'. And I think there was another who changed his name to 'He Hate Me'.

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    Honourable mention....TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsPrince.

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    How does he cope when he gets pulled over by the police?

    Name?

    ........ Oh fuck they are not gonna believe this. but my name is























































































    Broken Toaster ..... honest guv

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