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    Alive and well - no crowdfunding required.

    Having read a few recent threads about missing people and internet scrounging, i have been prompted to let my family know i'm ok.
    They may have been worried as i set off travelling in 2003 and aint seen most of them since.

    I would have let them know via facebook, but:-
    a) I'm not 16 years old.
    b) My facebook account was hacked, and the hacker posed as me to declare my undying love for Robbie Williams, Port Vale FC and Brokeback Mountain. I'm too ashamed to use it now.

    Hope this little note finds you all in good fettle,
    Yours lovingly,
    withnall.

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    Its okay Stoker we already knew your whereabouts.
    Down in the dungeon having a jolly good pegging session.

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    I will pass it on to your folks and see if your forgiven. Especially for the broke back mountain thing. But I think they still reckon your a coont

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Robbie Williams


    (I was gonna send you tuppence before you mention RW... )

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    I was going to send him 3 Bitcoins, but I don't know what they are...and he'd spend it on lager anyway.

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    Due to the incredible kindness of the TD readership, i might do a funding thingy.

    Sept i am too stoopid.

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    Oooh. They look rather alluring.

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    No need for crowd funding i have gone off goats.
    How much is it short time for the swine in the middle.

    I can see Betty's business losing a lot of loyal customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    My facebook account was hacked, and the hacker posed as me to declare my undying love for Robbie Williams, Port Vale FC and Brokeback Mountain

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    Alive, well, and soddomising anything with four legs and a pulse. Pulse not essential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Alive, well, and soddomising anything with four legs and a pulse. Pulse not essential.


    ??

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    He's just called you a necrobestialogyst.

    that's fighting talk there withnall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    He's just called you a necrobestialogyst. that's fighting talk there withnal
    I've been called worse.

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    How's your monthly publication 'The Beastialitist' going, withnall?

    I was unfortunate enough to catch a glimpse of last month's centrefold. How on earth did you manage to put that poor pig in a pinafore?

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    I have just set up at Goatfunding page for Withers.

    You can donate a goat using the link below...

    www.goatfundwithersthegoatbummershifter.com

    Please remember that each goat, no matter the age or size will be greatly appreciated and handled with care.

    It's great to see the TD gang pull together.
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    ^ The links bust.

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    ^ Possible site down due to overload of traffic?

    Proof of how much you are loved on this forum.

    Well done members.

    *Please remember we are looking for live goats only.

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    Glad that he was found safe and well. A happy ending.

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    The lying b'stard....


    A prize-winning herd of goats that disappeared from a Staffordshire farm just days before a busy show schedule has been found safe safe and sound after being missing for about 16 years.

    Stoke-area breeder Mr Withnail didn't know whether his nine goats had been stolen, or had simply wandered off.

    But either way, he was panicked.

    Some goats are worth up to £1,000 each. And his Welsh pure-bred Alpines were named the Best Dairy Herd in 2003.

    "It's not just losing the income that you might get from pimping and pumping them, it's losing your hard work and all the years of genetics and working so hard to breed the ideal goat," said Withnail, the owner of Mai Arse Dairy Goats in Longton, Stoke.

    ​He discovered the goats were missing on a Tuesday morning when he went out to his garage-turned-barn to milk them.

    After an extensive search, Withnail and his family turned to social media for help.

    "It is my worst nightmare come true, yesterday I was planning the upcoming classification & show season, and today I'm filing RCMP reports on our entire SR doe herd missing," he posted on Facebook around 4 p.m., along with pictures of the goats, their names and tattoo numbers.



    "If you see these animals, please contact ASAP."

    Withnail says his plea resulted in several neighbours offering to join the search, an offer from friends in Koh Samui to provide reward money if the goats had been stolen, and calls of concerns from as far away as Isaan, Thailand.

    A fellow breeder even brought over some goat milk to feed the kids that were left behind, said withnail.

    "The outpouring of support from [everybody], whether they had livestock or not, was amazing," he said. "The neighbours worked all day searching, were on Facebook updating everybody. It's truly amazing to see how in-bred our community is."

    An appeal via the justgiving website has raised over a million pounds in less than 24 hours!

    His mother, Iva Nail, agrees. "It just gives you a good feeling knowing that you're living in a place that people are still kind. They're still going to help you. It is a great place to live."

    Erin, Sassafras, Something Royal, Vivid, Romance, Applause, Donatella, Affair and a buck named Fever, were all located recently in the Welsh Borders, just before a severe thunderstorm called Betty hit the area.

    Unfortunately Mr withnail could not be located to comment on the find or fund and his justgiving account had been emptied.His family and goats where unavailable for comment.

    www.goatherdersmostwanted.org

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    Another form of begging..sorry, I mean crowdfunding

    Transgender woman crowdfunding for £20,000 treatment - BBC News

    Transgender woman crowdfunding for £20,000 treatment






    So with no operation, they are now referred to as ''she''..how trendy and PC of them...Thailand doesn't do that!



    If I dressed in a skirt and queued at my local leisure centre for women only sauna night, I'd be allowed in?
    If I wasn't I could sue for transphobia!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
    Erin, Sassafras, Something Royal, Vivid, Romance, Applause, Donatella, Affair and a buck named Fever, were all located recently in the Welsh Borders
    I would just like to point out that Donatella had her name changed by deed poll.

    In line with her gender realignment therapy, she now likes to be called "Meat and Two Vegetables".

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    I thought donatella's brother was called Gianni Versace.

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    He was gunned down, wasn't he?...

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