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    Best Headline Ever

    Drama, intrigue, 'deliberate poo attacks', and a mystery pooper...

    I hope they get to the, err, bottom of this.


    Mystery pool pooper set to be revealed

    8:29 AM Friday Feb 5, 2016
    Security camera footage is set to reveal the person who deliberately defecated in the Middlemarch Swimming Pool, forcing it to close.

    Middlemarch Swimming Club president Stephanie Macaulay said the pool was closed for cleaning after three "faeces incidents" in a week.

    The final incident was a "deliberate attack" and was disappointing, Mrs Macaulay said.

    The covered indoor pool, 23m long and 10m wide, on the grounds of Middlemarch School was "well used" and about 60 families owned a key to the facility. Casual users could hire a key to access the pool for a day, she said.

    A person defecated on a concrete area on the side of the pool on January 21.

    The next day, a person defecated in the pool but Mrs Macaulay believed it was accidental.

    "It was only a little bit and could have come out of a nappy."

    On January 28, a person defecated a "large amount" in the deep end of the pool.

    "I think the third one is deliberate because of where it was and purely by the amount ... it's annoying - there is no need for it."

    After such an incident, the Dunedin City Council required the pool to be closed for 36 hours for a cleaning treatment.

    The pool reopened on Monday and swimming lessons had resumed.

    Security cameras at the pool were recording at the time of the latest incident and the footage was to be reviewed.

    The person responsible would be trespassed from the pool but no further charges would be requested from police, she said.

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    one log or two ?

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    I have my suspicions, someone who moved to NZ recently.
    Has a Nic that rhymes with 'shat'
    Case closed methinks

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    one log or two ?
    Video log?

    Ahh I see what you've done there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    I have my suspicions, someone who moved to NZ recently.
    Has a Nic that rhymes with 'shat'
    Case closed methinks


    Dirty fecking 'immgrants!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    I have my suspicions, someone who moved to NZ recently.
    Has a Nic that rhymes with 'shat'
    Case closed methinks


    Dirty fecking 'immgrants!!!
    Cant trust them!

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    Those Chinese tourists are getting everywhere

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    Best Headline Ever


    Redded for starting Milkman like threads, full of superlatives.

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    Best Headline Ever... MEGATHREAD!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Best Headline Ever... MEGATHREAD!!!!!
    You are truly going to be redded into oblivion.



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    Pffft I don't care. Because MEGATHREAD!!!

    This will be my 7th century thread. Or 346th if you count TDH ones also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Redded for starting Milkman like threads, full of superlatives.
    Watch this video!

    (pastes random shit from youtube, but this time literally random shit.)

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    Right that's it!

    Cyrille goes for one week or I do!

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    I notice that recently Ant has made a half arsed attempt to contribute normally to threads in the news section, but lately he's slipping a bit again, adding personal insults into decent news threads and attempting to steer things off course.

    Where's Smeg when he's needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I notice that recently Ant has made a half arsed attempt to contribute normally to threads in the news section, but lately he's slipping a bit again, adding personal insults into decent news threads and attempting to steer things off course.

    Where's Smeg when he's needed.
    Has anyone told you that you're a bit fucking boring?

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    Mystery off serial fly tipper offloading in public pools.

    True story- The dirty fooker struck near us a while back, had to close the pool.

    short story..

    Remember a hotel pool in Bangkok a few years back.

    Dived in with me goggles on only to be met by a submarine turd at the bottom.

    Complained at reception saying the pool needed cleaning.

    They sent a couple off maids up to tidy the tables and chairs

    Explained that there was a turd in the pool and they walked off.

    Checked out that day as we where due up north.

    Returned two weeks later to stay for a night before returning home and decided on a refreshing swim.

    Dived in and noticed a strange metalic taste to the water, on further inspection the turd was still stuck at the bottom off the pool albeit a tad broken down.

    I do wonder if that turd every fully disintegrated into the water....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Best Headline Ever
    If it's headlines you want it's hard to beat The Sun in the UK. Different story if you actually want to read newspaper articles.

    Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious
    'Caley’ refers to Inverness Caledonian Thistle who beat Celtic 3-1 in 2000


    Elton Takes David Up The Aisle
    Announcement of Elton John's wedding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy As Larry
    Elton Takes David Up The Aisle
    That's a good one, was it in The Sun or The Mirror? Just checked, I should've known...


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    NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow
    Chinese not too keen, either
    NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow ? The Register

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    ^^ They spelled ass incorrectly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    ^ They spelled ass incorrectly...


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    Reminds me of the weekly school trip to the local swimming baths when I was a young kid.
    We had to share the pool with a bunch of kids with Downs, who used to regularly shit in the pool, and we'd have to evacuate the pool immediately.. (I think one of our class used to encourage them to crank one out, as he hated swimming..).

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    Great thread PeeWee, I see your scat obsession is alive and well.

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    Earl,

    You drink piss. And post utter nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy As Larry View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Best Headline Ever
    If it's headlines you want it's hard to beat The Sun in the UK. Different story if you actually want to read newspaper articles.

    Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious
    'Caley’ refers to Inverness Caledonian Thistle who beat Celtic 3-1 in 2000


    Elton Takes David Up The Aisle
    Announcement of Elton John's wedding
    Hmmm... Ok... Thread change:

    'Third Best Headline Ever'

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