Thread: If you won millions on the lottery would you leave Thailand

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

With those millions it wouldn't be hard to recruit a decent team of ex military for protection, especially if you're setting out from Pattaya

Obviously don't hold the interviews too early, as they'd all have hangovers

My brother knocked an X special forces guy out on soi bacauw the gobshite would not leave him alone, we moved from one bar to get away from him ,him and his 2 nugget elite crack squad followed us, he took exception because one of my brothers used to box for the royal engineers
The special forces guy was really special needs and a Dutch guy told me he had bullied his way around for years shouting the same old shit from his bar stool
I seen him not long ago he didn't recognise me and he was still chatting the same shite
There's your 1st recruit for your boat eh Pat ha ha ha

Originally Posted by jimbobs

My brother knocked an X special forces guy out on soi bacauw the gobshite would not leave him alone,:

Yes Thailand is full of those X special forces drinking in bars and spouting shite, in fact there is one in most bars

Originally Posted by PeeCoffee

Originally Posted by Rigger

I enjoyed living in Thailand for 15 years and had a lot of fun but towards the end l would cringe with most the Thai bullshit really couldn't be bothered. It's all a load of smoke and mirrors.
Since returning home l am not sure why l bothered leaving in the first place

Rigger, your last sentence is brutally honest.
Every time I pass through Customs to get on a plane to visit family in the States , I stop and ponder as to why I'm really making the trip. Why am I leaving ?
Essentially I'm just going through the motions of being a good son, brother, uncle and father.

After three weeks or a month it feels great when the aircraft sets down at Suvarnabummi (sp...ugh) and I pass back through Customs into a waiting Toyota taxi to my hotel and a night out in BKK.
The crazy vibe as an 'older individual' being among youthful masses 'feeling alive' without any real or perceived 'threat'.
That feeling is something very special and tough to put into concrete words that can no longer be felt by an older individual walking on the streets of NYC, Miami, Seattle or LA without being in group of friends or without 'protection'.
The busy night-time areas have a noticeable police presence that is not on display in BKK. Assuredly none of those cities has anything that compares to the 'knowingly' vibe on greater Sukhumvit.

Albeit top-shelf museums and such will not be among the local fare. We do give up quite a bit when we reside here but somehow don't dwell on what is missing. If we do we should not choose to reside here.

Have you got the right end of the stick?

I've probably got it wrong but I read it as he got sick of Thailand, left, and since arriving home he hasn't been sure why he bothered leaving home to go to Thailand in the first place.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Originally Posted by jimbobs

My brother knocked an X special forces guy out on soi bacauw the gobshite would not leave him alone,:

Yes Thailand is full of those X special forces drinking in bars and spouting shite, in fact there is one in most bars

I think the odds are usually pretty good that those spouting this shit were probably cooks or yeoman. If they were ever even in the military.

I do like pattaya for a couple of days
I just have a blow out and leave
I spent a couple of years there when I 1st arrived in Los but the life become tedious and not good for my physical and mental health
Still a fun town though

If I won a million on the lottery I wouldn't be leaving Thailand but staying there for good, at least as our main base. There are a few more places I want to take my wife to see in Europe and I want her to visit USA, then I would be more than happy to stay in our home in Thailand.

That's exactly as id do Troy I would even stay in my present home in the sticks but buy a holiday apartment by the beach
I would stay in Thailand tho

^

There is the exact reason why many farang fall, fail and leave Thailand totally disillusioned.

To work here and retire here is two completely different animals.

Not in 1 million years would I ever consider working full time here , I learned 30 years ago that it is a fucked idea at the very best.

But to retire here with cash in the pocket is sensational.

Yeh I could imagine having to do Buisness with some of these imbeciles would send you over the edge
It's hard enough getting your house built or dealing with suppliers and workers etc
No your right there eliminate and terry
To sit on your arse and deal with odd person who is serving you food and drink
Is the way to do it

Yeh I could imagine having to do Buisness with some of these imbeciles would send you over the edge
It's hard enough getting your house built or dealing with suppliers and workers etc
No your right there eliminate and terry
To sit on your arse and deal with odd person who is serving you food and drink
Is the way to do it

so what you are really saying is that thais are basically imbeciles and difficult to deal with and it is best to restrict ones dealings with them to the bare minimum.

^ ^

There was a guy posting on here who now hates Thailand after living and working in Bangkok for 10 years.

He was a teacher here in a university.

He had this god awful fuking winge and cry regards how fuked it was to drive around in Bangkok traffic.

Yet it was his choice from the get go to work here in Bangkok, buy a fuking car and drive in Bangkok Traffic.

Now this is exactly what I'm on about regards people making their own fuked choices.

I made a choice long ago to work in Australia, earn my wedge and then retire in Happiness.

Very good move by the way.

Originally Posted by taxexile

Yeh I could imagine having to do Buisness with some of these imbeciles would send you over the edge
It's hard enough getting your house built or dealing with suppliers and workers etc
No your right there eliminate and terry
To sit on your arse and deal with odd person who is serving you food and drink
Is the way to do it

so what you are really saying is that thais are basically imbeciles and difficult to deal with and it is best to restrict ones dealings with them to the bare minimum.

SOME of these imbeciles
I would not call a whole nation
We have all had our share of having to deal with a dead brain Thai it's like pulling teeth
Even a dentist asked me to go to another dentist because I dared to ask him what he was going to do, and he is an educated man.
He left the room and my wife had to tell me,

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

With those millions it wouldn't be hard to recruit a decent team of ex military for protection, especially if you're setting out from Pattaya

Obviously don't hold the interviews too early, as they'd all have hangovers

My brother knocked an X special forces guy out on soi bacauw the gobshite would not leave him alone, we moved from one bar to get away from him ,him and his 2 nugget elite crack squad followed us, he took exception because one of my brothers used to box for the royal engineers
The special forces guy was really special needs and a Dutch guy told me he had bullied his way around for years shouting the same old shit from his bar stool
I seen him not long ago he didn't recognise me and he was still chatting the same shite
There's your 1st recruit for your boat eh Pat ha ha ha

Met a smililar bloke in The Old Dutch, who boasted of doing 'high end' close protection and was a Falklands veteran.
Handed me an MBK-produced business card


When you get to a certain age, getting a huge cash injection ain't gonna make me jump up and rush around the world catching up. I'm gettin' too old for that shit.

I'd make a few tweaks, improve a few things close to me, smile smugly then contemplate my next move, whilst reclining by my pool.

I sure ain't gonna be dishing out charity along Beach Road to a bunch of ungrateful sex workers who already get WU payments from Hans, Gary or Sven. And no, I ain't having a dig at anyone. Jus' sayin' that's all.

Here's an oldie but a goodie...What to do if you won millions :

THE PERFECT DAY

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job and tongue bath by 3 different wenches
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude, who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news-Iran and North Korean presidents assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job and tongue bath
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

So I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that this thread's full of the usual whiny old goats bleating the usual whiny old nonsense?

Anyways if I won the lottery I couldn't see much reason why it would precipitate a sudden shift.

Plenty of reasons why I could get my dream car collection under way though.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Of course I'd live in several locations worldwide. I'd have permanent jet lag, which isn't healthy.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

getting a huge cash injection ain't gonna make me jump up and rush around the world

Err, OK.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Here's an oldie but a goodie...What to do if you won millions :

THE PERFECT DAY

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job and tongue bath by 3 different wenches
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude, who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news-Iran and North Korean presidents assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job and tongue bath
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Never seen that before ,funny that mate

^I'm not gonna win the lottery anyway as I don't play it.

I did win two ringside seats to see Nigel Benn KO Gerald McClellan in '94

^
As a matter of interest, were you aware at the end of the fight the condition of McClellan?
It started off as a great fight and looked like one of Benn's comebacks was underway - sadly it all had a rather bitter ending.

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Here's an oldie but a goodie...What to do if you won millions :

THE PERFECT DAY

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job and tongue bath by 3 different wenches
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude, who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news-Iran and North Korean presidents assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job and tongue bath
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Never seen that before ,funny that mate

It's posts like these that make one realise the utter futility of evolution.

Just thinking that when I win the lottery I will be too busy to post on here.

My ex wife used to tell me that her mum won 25k Baht and was the envy of the neighbours

She made merit by buying then donating kitchen equipment to the local school if I recall correctly