still more room to go for going down like a nice ladyboy on your cock
still more room to go for going down like a nice ladyboy on your cock
My small gamble in Pandacoin is not reflected in any price in that list above - the fall has been too embarrassing even to get listed...
My Crypto gamble is worth about 30% of my initial (luckily modest) investment.
Bollox!
remember, if you can't handle 90% drop, you can't handle 1000% gains
Where has all that camaraderie gone fellas?
All the fun's disappeared from here this year for some reason.
Who came out with the one about either losing their car or winning a house?
Has anyone started a carpooling thread lately?
Someone needs to pull out the best quotes from this thread and start a best of , there's some proper gold nuggets tucked away.
None of youse fuckers is coming in my car.Originally Posted by Dillinger
Smeg's already collected and collated them. Well, all of mine at least.Originally Posted by Dillinger
Because he loves me and wishes he was a woman so that he could have my babies.
Hi Smeg!
Probably buying an MT-07 to keep in CM next month, did a 200k buy 300k sell a month or two ago. That'll pay for it.
2 wheels are better than 4 anyway.
Akon 'to build real life Wakanda' with its own cryptocurrency in Senegal
Grammy-nominated artist Akon is planning to build a futuristic city in Senegal and base its entire economy around a new cryptocurrency named after himself.
.... his proposed cryptocurrency - dubbed AKoin - could be "the saviour of Africa in many ways" because of how secure it would be.
It would all be based on a mobile app, which he said would allow citizens of Akon Crypto City "to utilise it in ways where they can advance themselves and not allow government to do those things that are keeping them down".
According to the official AKoin website, the 45-year-old - who has founded two successful record labels - has already been gifted 2,000 square-acres of land for his planned city by Senegalese President Macky Sall.
https://news.sky.com/story/akon-to-b...negal-11411642
Signed up.
Transferring.
A non-material currency based on a reproduction of a fictitious city from a comic??
I'm in! Where do I sign-up??
Just give 'em your bank account and passport details and they do it for you!
Ahh fuck!
Gonna have to wait then. Just Fed-Exed me passport and bankbook to Princess Oblebudalublubwanee of Nigeria in order to secure the release of her families livestock fortune.
For those looking for financial advice, you can contact me by PM, or www.luigithelegitinvestmentliaison.com/contact
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A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.
An online Guide to Cryptocurrency Addiction?
This online Digital Currency addiction guide is for:
- Anyone who is worried about their Cryptocurrency trading habit;
- The family, partner and friends of anyone whose cryptocurrency trading habit has become a problem.
Find out about the following:
- Is cryptocurrency addiction common?
- Is my cryptocurrency addiction a problem?
- How can someone lose control of their cryptocurrency trading habit?
- Potential harms of cryptocurrency addiction.
- Steps to reduce cryptocurrency addiction – helping yourself.
- What help can I get with cryptocurrency addiction?
- How to get help for cryptocurrency addiction.
- Living with a cryptocurrency addict – advice for family, partners, and friends
Answer ‘yes’ or ‘no’ to each of these 10 questions:
Do I spend a lot of time thinking about different types of cryptocurrency?
- Am I spending large amounts on cryptocurrency?
- Have I tried to slow down or completely stop cryptocurrency trading – but not been able to?
- Do I become restless or irritable if I try to cut down my screen time related to cryptocurrency?
- Do I jump on the computer and start trading in cryptocurrency to escape from life’s problems or to try to elevate my mood?
- Do I carry on trading in cryptocurrency after losing money – to try to gain it back?
- Have I ever fibbed to other people about how much time or money I spend trading in cryptocurrency? Have I ever taken money unlawfully to fund my cryptocurrency addiction?
- Has my cryptocurrency trading habit had an effect on my relationships or my job?
- Do I try to get other people to lend me money when I have lost on investment?
If you have answered ‘yes’
- Just once – may be a problem – this one thing may be enough of a problem to need help.
- Three times – Addicted to cryptocurrency – your cryptocurrency trading habit probably feels out of control – think about getting help.
- Five or more times – Pathological cryptocurrency addict – your cryptocurrency trading habit is probably affecting every part of your life – seek help."
More help at:
https://castlecraig.co.uk/resources/gambling/cryptocurrency-addiction/crypto-addiction-guide/
Now's your chance to come clean.
Those questions are shit.
Here's how to know if you have a real problem if you answer yes to any of these...
.Have you ever invested after looking at charts that you don't understand ?
.Have you ever invested without reading the whitepaper?
.Have you ever asked for financial advice from anonymous strangers on obscure Thailand travel and sex mongering websites?
.Have you ever lied to anonymous strangers on obscure
Thai websites about your portfolio?
.Have you ever joked 'if you can't take 90% losses then you can't take 1000% gains'?
.Have you ever physically peed in your shorts at 'has there ever been an easier way to make money without walking into a bank and saying stick em up'?
.Have you ever used masturbation emoticons whilst over-exaggerating your gains?
.Have you ever taken for gospel the words of a urine gurgling madman?
.Have you ever bookmarked Lamborghini.co.th?
.Have you larged it up on Gold Label and Ugandan prostitutes whilst on a bull run?
.Have you ever sucked out the remnants of a 5 litre Mont Clair box at 7am after a night of frenetic masturbation, f5 bashing and blatant deceitful posting about your portfolio to online strangers before crying yourself to sleep in a bear market?
brilliantHave you ever sucked out the remnants of a 5 litre Mont Clair box at 7am after a night of frenetic masturbation, f5 bashing and blatant deceitful posting about your portfolio to online strangers before crying yourself to sleep in a bear market?
Can't get any cheaper than this lads! Back up the truck!
The Aussie butthurt is strong in this one
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