Thread: Do any of you still go whoring

Pee coffee I have to say that is the most unbiased and concise answer I have ever had to a thread on TD
I did say most not all come here for women and I know what you mean about settling down I'm a completely different man now I'm a dad
But I do still throw a mix in
I hope your last 30% is all you hope it to be
Good luck mate

Paying a prostitute for sex is like giving money to somebody to laugh at your jokes, does not really count does it.

^ Agree..

Of course, in an ideal world - we would have our cake and eat it..

I mean... have 1 really solid girl to stand beside us though thick or thin...

AND shag the fanny off our giks (unbeknown) to our main squeeze...

Seeing some of the half arsed dancing on stage isn't a turn on at all, they are just bodies, not people.
Most of the time nowadays I can't be bothered.

One bargirl met me after work at 1am from soi cowboy, and I didn't pay anything. She left a bag at my place and I rang her to say I can drop it off. She gave me directions and it was a slum, horrible. Some of the homes were built from old advertising hoardings.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

^ Agree..

Of course, in an ideal world - we would have our cake and eat it..

I mean... have 1 really solid girl to stand beside us though thick or thin...

AND shag the fanny off our giks (unbeknown) to our main squeeze...

That's all very well if you do not mind your main squeeze shagging somebody else as well behind your back

No, shit no! that was hypothetical of course...

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Many birds in the UK require more effort than I'm prepared to put in

Does that include cousins?

^Believe it or not that wasn't that easy, but the lust soon took over after a few cocktails in the Hippie Bar. We rushed back to mine and...well, you can picture the scene

You must understand we hadn't seen eachother since we were about 12 and when we saw how much both of us had grown attractive & sexy we just couldn't help it

Anyway enough about incest, back on topic.

My first ever whore was barfined from the Best Corner bar in Pattaya. The first time we fucked in a room upstairs she really made an effort to fuck me good, riding on top etc
Then when we arranged to have a ''girlfriend experience'' for a couple of weeks she soon changed her tune. No fingering or kissing was her rule and I may as well been fucking a dead chimpanzee. The final straw was her turning up at 4am, still expecting me to be enthusiastic, and pay her for that night.

I told her to fuck off and went down the corridor shouting, calling me a ''fucking c*nt''

I originally came to Thailand to get drunk and go balls deep on as many woman as possible,

I very rarely ride a bird back in the UK now unless it's one of my exes because the only birds I can get now are that ugly

I think it's great I can smash the pussy of a good looking 20 odd year old for less than I earn an hour,

fat ugly wives

I have 3 failed relationships in the UK

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you may enjoy shagging, but it is obvious you hate women.

i strongly suspect you drool over the thought of your cock down a ladyboys throat or its cock up your arse, your type often do, but you would never let on to your "mates" about it.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

That's all very well if you do not mind your main squeeze shagging somebody else as well behind your back

Yep, some seem to think their woman do not know that they are banging whores.

It's all good as long as they accept it when their mate or mates are chonking it up the wife.

Fairs Fair and all innit.

I assumed many ladyboys only received, as being the giver would be a bit too masculine for these prancing fairies with hands so big that they almost resemble a bunch of bananas

Come to think of it, anyone who lusts after them would happily recieve I'm sure

Originally Posted by terry57

Yep, some seem to think their woman do not know that they are banging whores.

My wife active encouraged it, saying as long as i use a condom she wouldn't mind. It was after this that I smelled a rat. My instincts were correct, she was getting boned by some Thai somchai character (you know the one I mean)

A former poster here use to insist he preferred easy sex with BGs because he 'hated regular Thai girls because they ''weren't raunchy enough'' and he hated the dating, dining, movies or romantic walks by the river.
Personally I love the chase, the chemistry, the romantic-ness

WTF?

The real meaning was of course that he's an ugly f**ker, anyone who doesn't lust after normal girls needs their heads examined...they're everywhere!!!

^ Yes, the thrill of the chase... new skin, new sensations...brilliant

My wife active encouraged it, saying as long as i use a condom she wouldn't mind. It was after this that I smelled a rat. My instincts were correct, she was getting boned by some Thai somchai character (you know the one I mean)

That's fucking classic.

And I bet for a while you were telling your mates what an understanding wife you had.

^ Have to admire his honesty though.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Paying a prostitute for sex is like giving money to somebody to laugh at your jokes

I thought paying to go with a prostitute was so they don't laugh at your joke

Originally Posted by boloa

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Paying a prostitute for sex is like giving money to somebody to laugh at your jokes

I thought paying to go with a prostitute was so they don't laugh at your joke

I thought you paid prostitutes to make sure they went away afterwards.

Originally Posted by jimbobs

it's the same as dating but you know you will bury the red feller

That is what makes it so shit. There is no sense of achievement by you and no passion by her. It's fake, an actress being paid to do something she doesn't want to do.

^
How do you know Henrie? You stated you had only been in LOS for a couple of weeks.
Have you been dipping your wick in other countries whores.

Personally I think Jimbob is on the money. I doubt he will get many truthful answers here.

I first hit Patts in '89 - fucking best sweetie shop for adults I had ever seen.
I could always pull the Europeans but like Pat said the hunt effort was rarely worth the kill.

I am married to a Thai girl now, after 2 divorces. - now they cost me money the Thais are for bugged all in comparison.

Alas my whoring days are behind me but I had great times and have great memories.

Amusing to see people still referring to women as 'birds' shows their age. Sex is so overrated, as are women in general

You aren't stalking me closely enough Ricegirl https://teakdoor.com/3185354-post56.html

What happens in Phuket stays in Phuket.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Paying a prostitute for sex is like giving money to somebody to laugh at your jokes, does not really count does it.

Bloody hell your right about something!!!!

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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How do you know Henrie? You stated you had only been in LOS for a couple of weeks.

Henrie is quite right - hookers are just that 'actresses', and there is plenty of information available whether you reside in Thailand or not.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

A former poster here use to insist he preferred easy sex with BGs because he 'hated regular Thai girls because they ''weren't raunchy enough'' !

My experience has been the opposite, the regular office girls are way bigger freaks, and much better company as well.