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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94 View Post
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    Make eye contact, smile, then say the magic word 'Suay' while pointing to her smile, hair, dress, Mickey Mouse eared hair band, or whatever.
    Don't forget to start rubbing your cock at the same time and make a total fool of yourself.
    There was never a need to rub anything. Even if I did, at times things may have turned out differently.

    A guy standing on a street corner approached every woman he saw with ''Hey Lady, how about a blowjob?'
    His friend saw him one day and asked ''Don't you get your face slapped a lot?''
    He replied. ''Sure. But then again, I also get plenty of blowjobs''.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza View Post
    A guy standing on a street corner approached every woman he saw with ''Hey Lady, how about a blowjob?'
    His friend saw him one day and asked ''Don't you get your face slapped a lot?''
    He replied. ''Sure. But then again, I also get plenty of blowjobs''.
    I used to know a guy who was fond of asking women to get their tits out. I was always surprised how many women actually did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post

    Dragonfly was born in '94 so that makes him 22 (if my math is right).
    That's the year he retired after a lifelong career as a kitchen helper in the local chippy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    I have no clue as to the demographics of this forum mate...

    + age is no barrier to this issue bro... Thais dig older men anyway... they look at us 'younger' blokes with contempt.. cause they be thinking we got no danaro.. no money no honey na jaa...
    You talking "thais" or bar girls?

    Thais automatically defer to age, although farangs are not really in their social heirachy.

    Bar girls "prefer" older guys as three minutes of rumpy pumpy by a 60 year old beats getting their flowers smashed for 6 hours straight by a 20 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
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    A guy standing on a street corner approached every woman he saw with ''Hey Lady, how about a blowjob?'
    His friend saw him one day and asked ''Don't you get your face slapped a lot?''
    He replied. ''Sure. But then again, I also get plenty of blowjobs''.
    I used to know a guy who was fond of asking women to get their tits out. I was always surprised how many women actually did!
    Was he a Muslim? I find the whole idea of accosting strangers in the street quite reprehensible, something a gentleman just does not do. For low life scum it seem to be second nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94 View Post
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    A guy standing on a street corner approached every woman he saw with ''Hey Lady, how about a blowjob?'
    His friend saw him one day and asked ''Don't you get your face slapped a lot?''
    He replied. ''Sure. But then again, I also get plenty of blowjobs''.
    I used to know a guy who was fond of asking women to get their tits out. I was always surprised how many women actually did!
    Was he a Muslim? I find the whole idea of accosting strangers in the street quite reprehensible, something a gentleman just does not do. For low life scum it seem to be second nature.
    No, he wasn't a Muslim. It often happened in pubs, but not always. And it was in the eighties and nineties when 'avin a few jars and a larf wiv yur mates and sum random birds was acceptable. Changed days now, of course, but I'm sure it still 'appens wiv da yoof when day 'ad a few, like. Innit.

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    Only read the first two pages.... but hey going to a broad for some action in those neck of the woods I considered no more than a service no different than taking the car to the garage and getting the oil changed.

    I had one of them soapies once and after they finished with me in the bath I asked if they could wash my hair - Had a right fluffy bonce when I turned up for work that afternoon.

    Clean the pipes out and carry on.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post

    Dragonfly was born in '94 so that makes him 22 (if my math is right).
    That's the year he retired after a lifelong career as a kitchen helper in the local chippy.
    Don't look down on other professions. It's well known that if you hadn't lied about your height, you would have not enjoyed your stunning basketball career!

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    Just done one of my exes , fuckin horrible, I text her when I was pissed
    No it's definitely the way to go is to save it for those nubile pattaya hotties with no strings
    Fuckin murder getting her to go home, cost me more than 1000b to pay for her taxi 2 ways,,,,,never again she's 37 now and gone right down the pan

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    Nothing turns me on more than bonking one of my ex's... they beat gorgeous 20 somethings any day... it's a psychological thing for me (or psychotic) one of the 2...

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    She wouldn't piss off tho mate
    She got gobby as fuck and started saying all kinds of shite that I couldn't be arsed listening to
    No way give me thick whore with money on her mind anyday
    She still had great tits tho

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    Damn! that's my weakness... big boobies.. nice round arse is good too!

    Yeah, they do have a habit of 'poot mak' talking too much... wish there was a fuck switch that would stop their gob shite when we are in the mood for sum hot lovin'...

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    When I revisted exes they would act like they'd done me some great favour and I'd pay taxi & phonecard money. I'd also have to take her out for breakfast.

    No bother though, as most bring me a bag of beers if I called her up at 11pm-1am
    And a quick meal if I asked, bbq moo yang or a simple krappow gai/fried rice

    One ex came all the way from Phuttamonton to Ratchayotin for a good fuck, taxi cost almost 400 Baht
    Last edited by DJ Pat; 21-01-2016 at 03:51 AM.

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    Now that's what I call good room service, DJ... I'd get mine to score me some dope too... then it's play time!

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    ^^I used to know a taxi driver, Raan, who always had weed, good stuff. 700 Baht for a healthy size bag, I'd always give him about 1100 for his trouble, and that also meant he would always turn up every time. He'd turn up an hour after I called. He had a Uzbeckistanian freelancer GF who sometimes was with him, she was really nice, and I mean personality wise too.

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    When I was living in Korat, I'd send my bint to bangers, Kaosan Rd (Reggae bar) to buy it for me... 2,800 for an ounce... last me about 6 months.. so cheaper than beer (and probably better for me)

    I'd get her to buy pad thai or burger king on the way back... (pad thai from kaosan rd) was wicked good, it's only redeeming feature

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    Dear oh dear, using your 'bint' as a drug runner. If caught with an ounce how long would she have got in prison? about 2 years I think

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    Nah, not Thais.

    Must have been the most expensive grass in the Kingdom, safe passage probably included.

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    Supply and possession with intent to supply (10kg or less) is punishable with a stretch of 2 to 10 years and/or a fine of 40,000 to 200,000 baht. If you are caught with more than 10kg then you'll be looking at 2 to 15 years with a fine of 200,000 to 1.5 million baht (Section 76/1).
    Straight possession is a maximum of five years inside and/or a fine of up to 100,000 baht (Section 76).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94
    Dear oh dear, using your 'bint' as a drug runner. If caught with an ounce how long would she have got in prison? about 2 years I think
    Yep, my bad...was a bit dodgy in hindsight...of course, living with the bitch was a bit like prison.. although probably get better food inside..

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    ha ha yes they can be a pain in the arse

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    Yeah, but I was wrong to get her to do that, regardless of how much of a bitch she was...

    But how come many Farang end up with controlling, bitchy Thai females?? mine was all nice and dandy until we shacked up together, then she changed into a farking farang woman... what's up with that??

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    Biggest myth about Thailand is that the women are submissive, like in the lakorns Mine is banned from visiting NZ again by my mates due to her moods and stroppiness. Don't know what the answer is, but not easy to make them happy.

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    Are you a Kiwi, bro?

    My current missus/wife couldn't be more opposite... she's a keeper... I'm gonna be faithful and good to her (cause she's so good to me and deserves it).

    Can't believe I put up with my Thai ex's tantrums, etc.. I could tell you stories mate...

    Do good receive good.. do bad receive bad... you know the score...

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    If I were a Kiwi there's no way I would be living in shitty Thailand, NZ is like heaven compared to here. Well, apart from them black fellas that is, not so keen on them moaning buggers

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