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    Man with bionic willy injured in car crash

    Man with bionic willy injured in car crash days before he was due to lose his virginity to prostitute

    A MAN given a bionic willy after losing his as a boy has had to shelve his first sex session after a horror car crash.

    Mohammed Abad, whose penis was torn off in a childhood accident, was due to test his £70,000 replacement with sex worker Charlotte Rose this week.

    But the 43-year-old security guard was rushed to hospital after a BMW in which he was a passenger collided with another car in a country lane.

    Mo was treated in Edinburgh for concussion, a broken ankle and two deep head wounds.

    His leg is now in a plaster cast.

    A pal said: “After everything he’s been through this is the last thing he needs. Luckily the middle of his body was fine.”

    Mo, from Huddersfield, had 118 ops before surgeons completed his new 8in penis, which inflates using two tubes.

    He said last night: “I have waited long enough so another couple of weeks won’t make much difference.

    “I just want to get better and then take it from there. I am in touch with Charlotte.”

    Man with bionic willy injured in car crash days before he was due to lose his virginity prostitute
    I would post pictures but life's too short.

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    An inflatable penis for 70,000 pounds...Must've been an inflatable prossy...

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    nearly 9 grand an inch !

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    Been what, 43 years?...Sure to blow a head gasket...

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    God really doesn't want this guy to get laid!

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    I dont see why he needs to postpone the, erm, procedure....

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