The straight thread... no poofs allowed

[NZdick1983]

*before you say it... I'm so allowed (cause I am well straight innit)...

So... to counter-balance all this cringe-worthy poofery of late...*puke

A thread for the straight man (who seem to be in the dwindling minority on TD) sad...

No LB talk.. no homo-erotica... and no Dick bashing!! (wishful thinking, I know)...

All manly topics open for discussion:- Girls, guns, UFC, girls, investments, beer, boxing, shagging...busty babes, sport...yada yada... did I mention women?

Knock yer-self out...

[snakeeyes]

^
Up your jacksie ,

[NZdick1983]

^ You wish.. eiei

Next...

[Neverna]

So a bloke goes into a pub.



A pint of lager mate.

Oy. Lagers are for poofs. You're a bloke, you should drink beer.

OK then mate. Have you got any real ale?

Real ale. You must be a soft southern twat .. or a poof. Fcuk off. We've got 5 beers on tap. No bottles, cuz there for..

Poofs.

Oy. Who are you calling a poof?

I wasn't ... oh never mind. A pint of, err, stout.

Stout, you ain't farkin Irish are you?

Err, no. I'm a Kiwi.

KIWI!! Fark off outta here, sheepshagger.

[thaimeme]

Crashing the party.

FABULOUS!!!!

[PeeCoffee]

Is this the next installment of your "I think I'm stoned" thread ?

Just kidding Kiwi.

My dad was straight and I had three brothers and no sisters. For whatever I was never turned. In hindsight, I'm happy.

So which are your favourite movies for straight men ?
For me Breaker Morant , Cool Hand Luke and Grey Fox for starters though the opening scenes presenting Jake the Muss in Once Were Warriors is over the top "guys just having fun" , eh. The balance of the movie is gut-wrenching and brutal displays the worst side of straight males.

Assuredly there are a hundred John Wayne movies that are seriously straight role-model flicks.
All Bogart movies are straight shooters too...Casablanca and The Maltese Falcon at the top.

What are your thought regarding best straight movies ?

[kingwilly]

This thread

[nidhogg]

This thread

Word.

This board is becoming more gay by the post.

Sheesh.

[Iceman123]

NZDick seems fascinated by ....well....dick.
It is patently obvious that he is camp as tits.

[stroller]

[Looper]

All manly topics open for discussion:- Girls, guns, UFC, girls, investments, beer, boxing, shagging...busty babes, sport...yada yada... did I mention women?

Spanking the monkey?

The oldest and finest manly pursuit in the world.

[Stinky]

I don't know if I qualify for this thread, it's a borderline thing I suppose, you see I was once brutally fisted by a German lass and I secretly enjoyed it. Now I'm pretty sure it was a girl on account of her stretch marked belly and her constant moaning but at the very least I was her bitch that night,,,, and again in the morning.

[Looper]

^Not gay.

Mike Milligan in Fargo Season 2 took a finger up the ass (<--- spoiler alert) and professed to enjoy it and he was well hard.

A whole fist makes you seriously not to be fucked with.

[Stinky]

Thx, I was worried that id not be accepted here

[stroller]

I just want to post in this thread so that my absense won't be misinterpreted.

[Stinky]

Stroller your German it's taken for granted that you bat for both teams, not that it matters

[snakeeyes]

There's something fishy about this thread ,

[stroller]

I don't know if I qualify for this thread, it's a borderline thing I suppose, you see I was once brutally fisted by a German lass and I secretly enjoyed it.

I see.

It all falls into place now... the little stretching exercise went a little too far (or was that the 300 lbs momma in Rio after you snorted a few lines off her melons?) and you've been stinky ever since.

[kingwilly]

^Not gay.

Mike Milligan in Fargo Season 2 took a finger up the ass (<--- spoiler alert) and professed to enjoy it and he was well hard.

A whole fist makes you seriously not to be fucked with.

Not to be fucked with? Rather quite the opposite I would have thought.

[stroller]

^
That would be gay though, wouldn't it.

[kingwilly]

One finger not gay.

Whole fist gay.


When does it become gay? 2 fingers? 4 ? The closing of this fingers into a fist?

[stroller]

If the finger has male DNA, it's gay.


Definitely.

[Stinky]

I don't know if I qualify for this thread, it's a borderline thing I suppose, you see I was once brutally fisted by a German lass and I secretly enjoyed it.

I see.

It all falls into place now... the little stretching exercise went a little too far (or was that the 300 lbs momma in Rio after you snorted a few lines off her melons?) and you've been stinky ever since.

It was in fact a revenge fisting, the worst of all possible motives as the aggrieved wench obviously intended to cause harm pain and humiliation, something I'm ashamed to say that backfired on her, well partially any ways.

[stroller]

She broke a fingernail?

[thaimeme]

If the finger has male DNA, it's gay.


Definitely.

Close your eyes - never know the difference.
Sit back and enjoy.