The straight thread... no poofs allowed

[Stinky]

She broke a fingernail?

No my finger nails were fine but my arse was ripped to pieces.

[NZdick1983]

I give up... you guys are beyond redemption.. Teak door?... back door bandits, more like...

[kingwilly]

I give up... I am beyond redemption..... I am a raving back door bandit, like brokeback mountain...

Oooookay.

[Dillinger]

^Not gay.

Mike Milligan in Fargo Season 2 took a finger up the ass (<--- spoiler alert) and professed to enjoy it and he was well hard.

A whole fist makes you seriously not to be fucked with

One finger not gay.

Whole fist

Weren't it a thumb Mike Milligan took ?

I'm sure she said "that wasn't my finger, it was a thumb"

Where's Davis? He's watched it twice

[PeeCoffee]

^Not gay.

Mike Milligan in Fargo Season 2 took a finger up the ass (<--- spoiler alert) and professed to enjoy it and he was well hard.

A whole fist makes you seriously not to be fucked with.

Not to be fucked with? Rather quite the opposite I would have thought.

Concur. Sorry Loops , you've slipped a notch.

Possibly the KGB agent inserted some hardware without you being aware at the time

Wishing you a pleasant new year.

[withnallstoke]

Yoo hoo.

Beer is great.

[NZdick1983]

Yoo hoo.

Beer is great.

First manly comment I've heard on this thread...

[withnallstoke]

First manly comment I've heard on this thread...

[terry57]

It's to bad Socal has been Banned, he would be right into this thread.

[NZdick1983]

Say what you like about Terror, but at least we can rest assured he ain't gay.

[terry57]

^

Oh Bullshit to that one Richard,

I'm Gay as a butchers cock but only on Sundays.

Every fucker knows that.

3 days to go and I'm off to Soi 4 to meet Willy.

[NZdick1983]

Thank Christ for that! Sunday is God's day of rest and man love, so that's all good.

Watch he doesn't spike your drink 'n date rape you bud...

(Oh, if he says 'bottoms up' rather than 'cheers' - bolt for door with ass clenched).

[NZdick1983]

You never know.. you 2 might end up bestest buddies... at least he's buying you dark beer lao (lucky bugger)... me and my missus are chilling here drinking Tui ale...

Well, she's drinking shandy.. I'm gonna get her drunk if it kills me.

[baldrick]

this thread is brimming with homoerotic frission

[Neverna]

We are all being groomed by NZdick1983!

[NZdick1983]

hehe.. love yas!

[Neverna]

http://vine.co/v/hBAPTv32lYM

[PeeCoffee]

You never know.. you 2 might end up bestest buddies... at least he's buying you dark beer lao (lucky bugger)... me and my missus are chilling here drinking Tui ale...
Well, she's drinking shandy.. I'm gonna get her drunk if it kills me.

I hate to say it NZdick , but your posts have a certain whinging quality found among adolescents.

Possibly your wife can assist you "manning up." Best wishes to you in the new year.

[NZdick1983]

Dunno Pee, dare I say - I'm just trying to be nice (cause I'm a nice guy, not a cnut).

Sorry if I don't blend in... ya don't need to be an arse-hole to be a man bro.

I can do the arsehole thing just like 90% of the 'tough guys' on this forum, I promise you. I am a re-formed arsehole. I'm just trying my best to be a good husband, work hard, save money..

Anyway, you win...anyone know how to delete your own profile?

Best wishes to you as well, Pee.

[Neverna]

Anyway, you win...anyone know how to delete your own profile?

Only poofs flounce, NZdick1983!

[nidhogg]

^^ First flounce of 2016?

[Stinky]

That's too bad I liked Nicks fresh and positive attitude.

[peterpan]

is kissing on the mouth and the shagging a ram is ok then? plse confirm.

[Iceman123]

ya don't need to be an arse-hole to be a man bro.

Well you are an arse-hole! so are you still a man?

[PeeCoffee]

[QUOTE=kingwilly;3173025]

I give up... I am beyond redemption..... I am a raving back door bandit, like brokeback mountain...

Don't give up - it is a new year after all.