Thread: going to a restaurant alone?

Isn't that what those phone line hookers say to you Pat.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I sit proudly alone with confidence, looking about me with a smug face, as if to say 'I'm dining alone so what are you gonna do about it?'

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Originally Posted by DrB0b

errr, why the need to point that out? Do you worry that people think you're gay?

I'm a quick learner... I have learned to cover my ass on this forum... any opening for a gay joke, and I'm toast...

*even my innocuous use of ass and opening in the same sentence, may spell trouble...

Heh, got you now but I'll save it for later

On the original topic, I often go to restaurants on my own, I prefer to eat alone in general, that way I can read while I eat. I won't got to some Michelin starred place alone, that's an experience to be shared with others, but I have no qualms about eating anywhere else alone. If I go alone to some "event" restaurant, of the kind most European cities are infested with, I generally end up meeting people and eating with them anyway.

Being mindful of your food is a Buddhist thing. Monks usually eat alone, if together they aren't chattering like silly songbirds.

which Temples do you go to Earl.?

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Being mindful of your food is a Buddhist thing. Monks usually eat alone, if together they aren't chattering like silly songbirds.

Every temple I've ever been in, and that's far too many, the monks always ate together in silence.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

which Temples do you go to Earl.?

I spent a month at wat sriboonruang, twas an excellent experience.
wat sriboonruang - ¤é¹ËÒ´éÇ Google

What you go and do that for.?

Was there good skunk in there.?

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

which Temples do you go to Earl.?

I spent a month at wat sriboonruang, twas an excellent experience.
wat sriboonruang - ¤é¹ËÒ´éÇ Google

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

which Temples do you go to Earl.?

I spent a month at wat sriboonruang, twas an excellent experience.
wat sriboonruang - ¤é¹ËÒ´éÇ Google

Been there many times, good place. I've got a few hundred photos from there, taken over 10 or so years, may post them some time.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

What you go and do that for.?

Was there good skunk in there.?

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

which Temples do you go to Earl.?

I spent a month at wat sriboonruang, twas an excellent experience.
wat sriboonruang - ¤é¹ËÒ´éÇ Google

No skunk just clean living and meditations.

Why? Well I reckon it was better than being drunk! Well just barely.

That's a good enough reason.

Got some very good reviews there Somtam.

Just out of interest how many copies have you sold.?

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I sit alone on park benches with a gingsters slice and a thermos of Bovril. Any fucker foolish enough to walk within a metre of me is met with a snarl followed by a buttock cock and several long seconds of sustained flatulence. If this fails to see them off, I promptly go about pulling out my penis and maniacally tugging on it. I then have a little snooze before heading back to the office. it's all good.

Gentle hint, slap. You write some funny stuff but only when you're sober.

Nonsense. I'm jober as a sudge.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Just out of interest how many copies have you sold.?

Seven, including the copy you're about to buy.

Post on my "shit, I'm drunk" thread Slap... I'd be greatly honored.

Merry Xmas bro!

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Being mindful of your food is a Buddhist thing. Monks usually eat alone, if together they aren't chattering like silly songbirds.

Every temple I've ever been in, and that's far too many, the monks always ate together in silence.

" Well, brother, how have you spent your day?"
" Got up early, went out and collected what I could and now I'm just hanging out and eating rice and may mooch around a bit before hitting the sack."
"And you brother, how have you spent your day?"
" Got up early, went out and collected what I could and now I'm just hanging out and eating rice and may mooch around a bit before hitting the sack."
" And you brother, how have you spent your day?"
" Got up early, went out and collected what I could and now I'm just hanging out and eating rice and may mooch around a bit before hitting the sack."

"And you brother, how have you .......aw, fuck it, kin khao, phuut maak."

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Being mindful of your food is a Buddhist thing. Monks usually eat alone, if together they aren't chattering like silly songbirds.

Those ungrateful monks don't realise how much of a good deal they get. they walk about each morning collecting meals from people, sit communaly munching huge spreads of food whilst starving kids get hungry around the kingdom

If I decided to do the same, I'd get scowls from the locals

Once again it's a case of one rule for robed disciples of some imaginary deity and another rule for poor slum dwelling kids

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I sit proudly alone with confidence, looking about me with a smug face.....

..wondering which door I will do a runner out of.

Everyone has an excuse to pop out now, for a smoke. At the Black Swan I was so fast and quickly up the skytrain that I would only have been caught if I was a cripple

Plus, most places just wouldn't expect mr rich white man to even bother. It's the owners fault for defacing my CDs and not even offering me a pint for it

I soon showed them the error of their ways

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Nonsense. I'm jober as a sudge.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Just out of interest how many copies have you sold.?

Seven, including the copy you're about to buy.

You're clearly drunk, because you're blurred around the edges and going in and out of focus.

In Switzerland they have the Stammtisch for people who don't wish to be alone.
Salesmen eat alone mostly all the time.