I farted in a meeting yesterday, with two ladies present. Neither batted an eye lid and we all ignored it.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Fortunately it did not smell bad.
I farted in a meeting yesterday, with two ladies present. Neither batted an eye lid and we all ignored it.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Fortunately it did not smell bad.
Now I have a "Walking down the street" song in my head that i can't remember and it is not Chicago.
as i was reading the post, i was convinced you was going to say you ' you followed through'...
Possibly the flip flops and half empty bottle of Lao Kow in your hand made her remember that hot night in Issan. You may have forgotten, but an impression was made on her.
Shoulda stated loudly: "Better an empty house than a lousy tenant, lass!"
It smelt like it, Bazzer, after having lunched on a jacket spud with chilli.Originally Posted by barrylad66
I've been advised, begged and finally forced to 'Go Shiiit!!!!" this morning
I'm not even halfway through that Veggie Pakora yet
3 flies are now present in the bedroom
This is the breakfast of the trumpet professional.
Although veggie pakoras and flies is probably quite good.
I've just knocked out half of Land of Hope and Glory in one go. I can feel a film of Eau de Achmed all over me.Originally Posted by withnallstoke
There are now 4 flies and a vulture
I think there's a hyena lurking behind the fridge too.Originally Posted by Dillinger
^ That'll be the Missus taking in some air, bless.
^
no need dil..
I'm going to report Dollinger to the RSPCF.
I've got one or two bad habits but I would never fart in front of a woman, been with my (long suffering) wife for about 10 years and never dropped one in front of her.Originally Posted by kingwilly
Yes, I always let my wife fart first as well.Originally Posted by Kurgen
Just like this you mean?Originally Posted by somtamslap
Somtam still has the original copy of that shirt
The Queen of England does not fart. Never been recorded.
nowt wrong with eating pussy, although that would probably make you a cannibal
That's not cannibalism it's cuntabalism and its more than acceptable in cultured society
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