Thread: I was strutting down the street...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

More flatulence anecdotes please.

I farted in a meeting yesterday, with two ladies present. Neither batted an eye lid and we all ignored it.

Fortunately it did not smell bad.

Now I have a "Walking down the street" song in my head that i can't remember and it is not Chicago.

as i was reading the post, i was convinced you was going to say you ' you followed through'...

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Now I have a "Walking down the street" song in my head that i can't remember and it is not Chicago.

Originally Posted by Stinky

Slaps you should have smiled back at her and fired another one off, its not like it could get any worse so just enjoy the moment

yep the best advise. you never know, you could have struck gold. or some thing. lol

turtle's head maybe.

Possibly the flip flops and half empty bottle of Lao Kow in your hand made her remember that hot night in Issan. You may have forgotten, but an impression was made on her.

Shoulda stated loudly: "Better an empty house than a lousy tenant, lass!"

Originally Posted by barrylad66

as i was reading the post, i was convinced you was going to say you ' you followed through'

It smelt like it, Bazzer, after having lunched on a jacket spud with chilli.

I've been advised, begged and finally forced to 'Go Shiiit!!!!" this morning



I'm not even halfway through that Veggie Pakora yet

3 flies are now present in the bedroom

This is the breakfast of the trumpet professional.



Although veggie pakoras and flies is probably quite good.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

This is the breakfast of the trumpet professional.

I've just knocked out half of Land of Hope and Glory in one go. I can feel a film of Eau de Achmed all over me.

There are now 4 flies and a vulture

Originally Posted by Dillinger

There are now 4 flies and a vulture

I think there's a hyena lurking behind the fridge too.

^ That'll be the Missus taking in some air, bless.

had a shower, back to bed and wondered where the flies had gone.

Just went in the bathroom for another dump and there they are camping out on the scrundies I've been dropping my bat in all day

^
no need dil..

I'm going to report Dollinger to the RSPCF.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I farted in a meeting yesterday, with two ladies present.

I've got one or two bad habits but I would never fart in front of a woman, been with my (long suffering) wife for about 10 years and never dropped one in front of her.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I farted in a meeting yesterday, with two ladies present.

I've got one or two bad habits but I would never fart in front of a woman, been with my (long suffering) wife for about 10 years and never dropped one in front of her.

Love making farts....??

Originally Posted by Kurgen

I've got one or two bad habits but I would never fart in front of a woman, been with my (long suffering) wife for about 10 years and never dropped one in front of her.

Yes, I always let my wife fart first as well.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I'd just put in a hard hour down the gym and was feeling rather fucking pleased with myself. Jeans and t-shirt back on, I pop in the headphones, crank up the audiobook and strut down the road, cool as a fucking cucumber. I mean, I've got a real confidence about me; I am swaggering - at this moment in time, I'm walking the walk - I own this town.

Just like this you mean?

Somtam still has the original copy of that shirt

The Queen of England does not fart. Never been recorded.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

I would never fart in front of a woman, been with my (long suffering) wife for about 10 years and never dropped one in front of her.

I've never been in a lesbian relationship, what's it like?

nowt wrong with eating pussy, although that would probably make you a cannibal

That's not cannibalism it's cuntabalism and its more than acceptable in cultured society