Thread: Tattoos. What do you think.

Always hated them on women. Don't even like tarty make up. Natural femininity is much better.

Originally Posted by Switch

Natural femininity is much better.

Don't you root blokes and suck cock for breakfast?




Not that there's anything wrong with it.

This is Switch's idea of femininity :



Onya, Chas boy...

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Onya, Chas boy...

You really need stint in the clink you sandals and socks wearing vegan interwebs wannabe tough guy.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Don't you root blokes and suck cock for breakfast?




Not that there's anything wrong with it.

... only on days with a 'Y' in it, and only one at time. Blokes? Plural? What do you think I am? Some kind of pervert?

Originally Posted by Latindancer

This is Switch's idea of femininity :



Onya, Chas boy...

You realise you've just given BSnot his first woody since he took the bus to the Tesla showroom.

Originally Posted by Switch

Blokes? Plural?

You have to respect a man who fucks other men's arses for a recreational pastime.

Lovely ladies' vaginas are soft and inviting. It is par for the course for a fella to try his luck with the lovely ladies.

But it takes a solid brass pair to try and fuck another man's arse - properly hardcore!

Originally Posted by Switch

Always hated them on women. Don't even like tarty make up. Natural femininity is much better.

So presumably you are not big on clitoris hood or nipple piercings either?

Back in the day, chat up line at the bar after a couple of drinks; "i like your tattoos" - thanx, - "you know i've got piercings", - really? - "yeah, had my clit done and i'm constantly wet and horny", - wow! - " and my pierced nipples are always rubbing on my t shirt". Grab yer coat darling - you've pulled!.

Believe me, get a girl with the above and you are in for a wild night of joy...

^ theres me thinking the era of Romance was dead

Originally Posted by thaiguzzi

So presumably you are not big on clitoris hood or nipple piercings either?

Back in the day, chat up line at the bar after a couple of drinks; "i like your tattoos" - thanx, - "you know i've got piercings", - really? - "yeah, had my clit done and i'm constantly wet and horny", - wow! - " and my pierced nipples are always rubbing on my t shirt". Grab yer coat darling - you've pulled!.

Believe me, get a girl with the above and you are in for a wild night of joy...

hahahahaha I still laugh when i remember my 14 year old son, asking if I ever had a blow job from a bird with a pierced tongue. Then I remembered, I was 14 when I lost my cherry. lol

Apologies for being a bit boring and traditional, but I don't really see the point in female piercings, apart from ears.

Originally Posted by thaiguzzi

So presumably you are not big on clitoris hood or nipple piercings either?

I'm not big on anything that ain't natural either mate.

Plastic noses, tits and other body alterations OR ATTACHMENTS are definitely turn-offs IMO.

Anyway everyone to their own.

A woman's body how mother nature created it is the way to blow.

Originally Posted by Looper

You have to respect a man who fucks other men's arses for a recreational pastime.

Lovely ladies' vaginas are soft and inviting. It is par for the course for a fella to try his luck with the lovely ladies.

But it takes a solid brass pair to try and fuck another man's arse - properly hardcore!

Feel free to assign me with any fantasy you like mate.

My reality will likely differ somewhat from your own, as the above comment proves.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

A woman's body how mother created it

I'm pretty sure the inputs percentage and the outputs percentage may vary, but it still takes two to conceive, even if you use a turkey baster.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

For an ex-serviceman tattoo's are reminder as to where and when they served. When I look at mine it brings back memories of long ago. Being an ex-soldier Chas I'm surprised your dislike of them.

was it obligatory.

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Historically tatts have been associated with criminals, low-lifes and sailors, nothing has changed. (apologies to the sailors)

the list is far larger/wider than ur list, broad brush = lower class people.

Originally Posted by bobo746

^^ If i bumped into you in the street and i had long sleeves on and we were having a conversation would your opinion of me change when i rolled up my sleeves.
If it did then you are a pretentious prick.

pretentious,, umm,, if i met u in the street id make an instant accessment of u, based on wot u supply as info, its instant, u,,, you,,, cant get away from it,,,, were u roll up ur sleeve , provide more info, id be reaccessing u as we went. u,, you,,, cant avoid it its in the dna.. stop the shit ref tats or coming accross as thick... only lower classes have tats only lower classes enjoy bullying etc

Originally Posted by lob

pretentious,, umm,, if i met u in the street id make an instant accessment of u, based on wot u supply as info, its instant, u,,, you,,, cant get away from it,,,, were u roll up ur sleeve , provide more info, id be reaccessing u as we went. u,, you,,, cant avoid it its in the dna.. stop the shit ref tats or coming accross as thick... only lower classes have tats only lower classes enjoy bullying etc

How do you think others assess you for your semi-literate posts, lob?

Originally Posted by lob

Originally Posted by Pragmatic
For an ex-serviceman tattoo's are reminder as to where and when they served. When I look at mine it brings back memories of long ago. Being an ex-soldier Chas I'm surprised your dislike of them.

Sorry Prag, I missed this earlier post.
I joined up in 1975 and it was mostly the older guys who had them. Iwas aware of the popularity of them then but just didn't see the point for me. To busy.

There's a newer more artistic lot around these days. Some of it is 'look at me' but some have a more thoughtful foundation. Suppose I'm not thoughtful or artistic in that way.

The Lance Jack who was best man at my first wedding had to have a forearm tatt removed when he was getting commissioned.

In short I suppose it's ok for blokes, but not for women, in my opinion.

ah ,, a bite

Originally Posted by docmartin

now those tats make sense. 55

Kelly should really get those tats done in mirror writing as well to cover all situations.

NZ gang 'culture'

NZ: DEVAST8

^ Wasn't this the fellow who was in the news, complaining that he couldn't get a job?