You are such a pretentious cock,wake the fuck up.Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
You are such a pretentious cock,wake the fuck up.Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
A go-go dancer I once bar-fined informed me that the religious tattoos covering her back protected her from being penetrated by bullets or knives, etc.
I scientifically disproved this theory by doing her up the arse several times.
^ You should be on Myth Busters
I will say the WORST tattoos I've ever seen are those b/s thai script tattoos clueless foreigners seem to be driven to get so that when they go back to where ever they came from they can impress their friends who are unable to read thai too.
The ones with their name in thai on their bicep; possibly useful if your arm gets severed and there's a thai standing around so he can ask "is this your arm?".
The other ones are those meaningless conceptual tattoos which in engrish might read as witty or pithy but in thai read like total gibberish..
I read a thread once where some half-wit wanted, "the wind beneath my wings lets me fly higher and farther than I could ever dream of". Okay, now even in engrish that's a stretch and quite a wordy tattoo, but in thai it turned into a paragraph of just nonsense..
I have found those "kewl thai script tattoos" lose a LOT of value if you have to spend 10 minutes explaining to a thai what it means.
I always recommend foreigners get ไอ-แอม-เอ-รีทาร์ด as a meaningful thai tattoo.. It says "I am a retard" (it's just english words written in thai). I was warned by a moderator of an oh-so politically correct forum to stop recommending it for fear some foreigner would actually get it inked on..
I saw one I think in Stickman's weekly once where a go-go gurl had "love you for never" as a tramp stamp..
Good on her.Originally Posted by toddaniels
yes - because the tattoo will keep her trapped in her bar jobOriginally Posted by kingwilly
having tattoos will mean you are not able to be employed in many thai workplaces if they know you have them
Keyboard focked. Focking coffee everywhere. Priceless. 55555Originally Posted by kmart
^ Plenty but you wouldn't have your head out of your arse long enough for me to explain.
^^ If i bumped into you in the street and i had long sleeves on and we were having a conversation would your opinion of me change when i rolled up my sleeves.
If it did then you are a pretentious prick.
That's the wrong question.Originally Posted by bobo746
What you should be asking yourself is if you would stop to talk to some ranting and raving loon with an affected plumy accent who is using a string of sausages as a skipping rope in the first place.
My dear Bobo, it is not a question of you being defined by your tattoos at all. They are simply a product of your character, a symptom so to speak, which I am sure would be readily apparent from the moment you opened your mouth. The tatts are mere embellishments but useful nevertheless for the reasons I have already given.
Ant on the other hand is merely an arse.
Thank you.Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
Coming from you I shall take that as the compliment that it most surely is.
And for the first time ever I can now reveal genticle's tattoo:
It's his regret over the chosen design that spurs him to go into broken record mode in threads such as these.
^ green owed.
How many Thai workplaces require the girls need to strip down to show off their arse crack prior to getting a job?Originally Posted by baldrick
The gent under a more appropriate name,if i knew that i wouldn't have bothered.
Is that your wife's tattoo designed to remind you of your modest tumescence, Ant?
Har,har.
everyone of them that works for meOriginally Posted by kingwilly
but the first tattoo is unlikely to be the one above the crack
"And for the first time ever I can now reveal genticle's tattoo... "Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
Well whaddya know genticles is at least partly right!
At least one stupid (and apparently illiterate) person has a tattoo. Of a sausage.
Not enough, apparently.Originally Posted by kingwilly
...Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
Why bother when the bar was set so low?Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
Gf had her eyelids tated in a thin black line at the base of the hair follicles. Most gals use eye liner. I watched as this was being done. Needless to say she didn't bat an eye. Other than that she's tatless. I'm happy she's happy. This was 20 years ago and quite common then or so she said.
Oh and for the gal in the vid I think not but to each his own.
As for the hardwear I have two tiny screws that rejoined a broken finger. What she was holding together looked as though it had been blown out like a trumpet. No telling who put the screws to it.
I was out at Mochit last Sunday buying fish.
This young Thai guy walks past covered in neck Tatts. He also had his Eye Brows Tatted up.
looked real fokin stupid I'm sorry to say.
Jesus, he will be really pissed off once he wakes up and realizes what a complete fookin tool he looks like.
He has paid good money to make himself look like a proper retard.
Tatts, like puppies are not just for christmas.
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