Thread: The 14 Weirdest Moments In The Bible

Originally Posted by Cujo

God tells Ezekiel that in memorial of the siege of Jerusalem, he needs to build a model of the city. Then he needs to lie down on his left side for 390 days, then his right side for 40 days. During this time he is only allowed to eat bread which he has baked over a fire of human shit.

Ezekiel protests at this last bit, so God lets him use cow shit instead.

interesting, so god's terms are negotiable.

You're thinking of negotiating the 'thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife' bit, Cujo?

^ No, he's merely tired of continually cooking over dogshit...