hehe... bugger! 2 willies think alike.. lol
What did the Cloned Sheep say to the other sheep?
I am ewe.
hehe... bugger! 2 willies think alike.. lol
What did the Cloned Sheep say to the other sheep?
I am ewe.
wasn't it a kiwi band that sang " always take the wether with you" ?
Yeah bro, Baldrick (that was Crowded house).
*I feel a cunning plan... or sheep joke coming my way soon... lol
Did you hear about the time KW was walking down the country lane and he spotted a bloke with a sheep that had it's head stuck in the fence wire and he was giving it a right old shagging so KW wanders over and says "mate what the fuck are doing?".
Guy says' "shagging this sheep, what do you think".
KW says "looks like fun, can I have a go?"
Guy says "well, I suppose"
So KW gets down and puts his head in the wire.
OK, Cujo mate... Ewe win the coveted sheep joke award, for best sheep joke..baaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
A friend of ours who apart from the usual critters keeps goats and sheep. He despatched a sheep last week and gave us a leg.
Cooked it Caribbean curry style, not funny but blooming delicious
Bet it was a yummy roast!
Last edited by NZdick1983; 12-08-2015 at 06:36 PM.
oooohhhh kow jai laew krup! hehe :-)
Opps... I better edit my man juice comment, as I originally thought you consumed it yourself (without seeing the family context)... my bad.. sorry, bro. I may be a slow 'n simple Kiwi boy, but I be a gentlelamb (oops man)... haha
^ yes , the difference between a kiwi and a computer
you only have to punch the information into a computer once
if there is an australian and a kiwi in grade one . which one has the biggest dick ?
the kiwi , because he is 16 years old
^ Good, I've met Baldrick... a fellow Kiwi!
Kia Ora mate! :-0
I just found out Rick Mayall died in 2014 (It must of escaped the news here)... oh, sorry.. random thought - looking at the guy from Blackadder triggered that..
Speaking of triggers, the one in my Benji Titan Nitro is shite...
Anyway, back to sheep lol... please continue...
^
Feck I missed Ricks passing as well. One of the greats of comedy. I'm off to you tube.
Back to sheep
Hey, I wonder what sheep count to get to sleep?
do they count humans?? (that's not a joke BTW)...
just a Kiwi brain fart...
Good night boys, sheep dreams... xxx
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