Thread: Driver stopped with sheep in car tells police 'I was taking it to McDonald's'

hehe... bugger! 2 willies think alike.. lol


What did the Cloned Sheep say to the other sheep?

I am ewe.

wasn't it a kiwi band that sang " always take the wether with you" ?

Yeah bro, Baldrick (that was Crowded house).

*I feel a cunning plan... or sheep joke coming my way soon... lol

Did you hear about the time KW was walking down the country lane and he spotted a bloke with a sheep that had it's head stuck in the fence wire and he was giving it a right old shagging so KW wanders over and says "mate what the fuck are doing?".
Guy says' "shagging this sheep, what do you think".
KW says "looks like fun, can I have a go?"
Guy says "well, I suppose"
So KW gets down and puts his head in the wire.

OK, Cujo mate... Ewe win the coveted sheep joke award, for best sheep joke..baaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

A friend of ours who apart from the usual critters keeps goats and sheep. He despatched a sheep last week and gave us a leg.
Cooked it Caribbean curry style, not funny but blooming delicious

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

A friend of ours who apart from the usual critters keeps goats and sheep. He despatched a sheep last week and gave us a leg.
Cooked it Caribbean curry style, not funny but blooming delicious

Yes, our family devoured the ribs of a young sheep a couple of days ago.
Rubbed with salt and rosemary then rosted untill slightly pink and serven with a goodly dollop of mint jelly.
Delicious things they are.

oooohhhh kow jai laew krup! hehe :-)

Opps... I better edit my man juice comment, as I originally thought you consumed it yourself (without seeing the family context)... my bad.. sorry, bro. I may be a slow 'n simple Kiwi boy, but I be a gentlelamb (oops man)... haha

^ yes , the difference between a kiwi and a computer

you only have to punch the information into a computer once

if there is an australian and a kiwi in grade one . which one has the biggest dick ?

the kiwi , because he is 16 years old

^ Good, I've met Baldrick... a fellow Kiwi!

Kia Ora mate! :-0

I just found out Rick Mayall died in 2014 (It must of escaped the news here)... oh, sorry.. random thought - looking at the guy from Blackadder triggered that..

Speaking of triggers, the one in my Benji Titan Nitro is shite...

Anyway, back to sheep lol... please continue...

^
Feck I missed Ricks passing as well. One of the greats of comedy. I'm off to you tube.

Back to sheep

Hey, I wonder what sheep count to get to sleep?

do they count humans?? (that's not a joke BTW)...

just a Kiwi brain fart...

Good night boys, sheep dreams... xxx