Thread: What about this " Brew" then. Get into it.

Now I like to drink a beer that has a bit of a kick to it. This Gay stuff that Poms like which is 3 % just ain't my go. I reckon if ya going to have a beer there is no need whatso ever to drink 15 pints of Gay shite but just have a few good bangers that do the Job innit. Same as if ya going to smoke the mull, get on the good gear from the get go. So Punters, I had the good fortune a few weeks ago to be in Sangklaburi on the Burma Border, the Handbag and I were on a road trip. Dude at the Hotel slings me one of these babies and informs me they are not available in Thailand but can be bought at the Three Pagoda Pass in Sanglaburi. I'm off like a shot to hunt the good stuff out. 7.9% Special Dark Beer imported from Holland. I scored a carton ( 24 cans ) for 620 Baht. Fok me, I was a very happy punter. The kicker is, if one has a three foot long cock you can not buy this stuff in Thailand except for the three Pagoda Pass in Sangklaburi. Get some of this up ya.

Just go the sail and anchor in Freo Terry some great beer there

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Last time I was there Jacky my mate and I got into " The Dog Bolter " , it was the strongest brew on the menu. Came home at 7.5 %.

At $ 11 a Pint it needed to be good.

I'll stick with the above brew thanks.

Ye well when you dink there,you know you've had a drink,us Poms keep on drinking you Aussies go for coffee and a slice of cake.

This Gay stuff that Poms like which is 3 % just ain't my go.

Some people drink beer for the taste and the accompaniment of mates, rather than simply getting blotto.

Then again there are the people still accustomed to the six o'clock swill.

Each to their own.

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Jesus Jacky, you feeling alright.

Terry Never better, though you got my taste buds going now,bit of Banana Beer would go down a treat now.

You could always have a muffin and a latte.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Some people drink beer for the taste and the accompaniment of mates, rather than simply getting blotto.

Oh don't be silly Neal,

It's not about getting blotto, it's about consuming a quality beer which means less is more and not ending up being a fat fuck because of consuming way to much liquid.

An example may be the throttlers who drink pints at the happy hour to get there swill up against the punter who pays a premium price for a quality strong beer and consumes less.

Terry ain't your life one long happy hour

Originally Posted by klong toey

If you ever come to Blighty try a bit of Roger And Out I tried some when i use to live in Sheffield comes in at 16.9%.

Some people may think you are taking the Piss with this post but I know you speak the truth.

I've just come through Malaysia and they have Imported brews around the same strength. Unfortunately I had no Camera with me or for sure I would of shot it.

I actually shied away from giving it a crack.

That is one serious powerful fookin brew innit.

Next trip maybe.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Terry ain't your life one long happy hour

Well Jacky,

Considering the amount of Money I go through I figure that I must continue on as usual and forget the cost.

I certainly did not move to Thailand because I needed to save money and thank fook for that as I seem to be burning through the cash.

Whatever, I'm not saving the shit up Jacky.

Road trip # 360 comin up on the 10Th of August, Handbags Birthday, May hit her up for the fuel.

Have you ever had the pleasure of visiting Handbag's home place/family, Tez?

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Yes I have Jeff,

Handbag has a Mother, Father and Brother. They have their own farm and land, no dept and live a contented life.

They are alright in my book and I am no easy touch.

What about you Jeff. ?

I had a couple of beerlao dark tonight from the ma and pa shop at the end of my soi cost me 8000 kip per stubby, cheap as chips and runs 6% good stuff the dark

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Actually Jeff,

The Handbags People are well solid. Working people, respectable, getting by, working their land, OK house and never asked me for shit.

Because they are like this if I ever feel they need a bit of financial help I would gladly sling them some cash.

Number 1 rule is that they will never Know it came from me but they will think it has come from the Handbag.

I will never be viewed as a ATM.

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The thing I like about you Lao is that you are a real fukin person, no wanking felching bullshit but a straight taking Guy.

Top it off , you are a Family man which just adds to it.

Onya.

Where i reside, they sell that 8.6 or even 8.8 crap to drug addicts and alkies. It's called amsterdaam and tastes like syrup. Not the sort of beer that i would take to a party.

I tried to explain to a friend of mine that with the alcohol content in one can of his shit beers - I could drink a decent bottle of wine which probably cost less too and lasts longer!!

Not that all my friends are drug addicts and alkies - just a few. The rest work in banking... or something!!!

I'm just waiting for the moobs in the new pool pic...!!!

Terry do you take or give.?

Originally Posted by terry57

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The thing I like about you Lao is that you are a real fukin person, no wanking felching bullshit but a straight taking Guy.

Top it off , you are a Family man which just adds to it.

Onya.

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Yes Well Pats,

I could never or have never been an Addict to anything on this Earth.

I simply can not do it, my body revolts after a certain amount of substances and just shuts down.

I then must detox before going hard again.

Brilliant it is because I can just go on forever but not day after day.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Yes I have Jeff,

Handbag has a Mother, Father and Brother. They have their own farm and land, no dept and live a contented life.

They are alright in my book and I am no easy touch.

What about you Jeff. ?

Nope, Jeff has never met your handbags family.

I think you're all piss heads

at least you don't have to worry about keeping warm at night eh Tel.?

Originally Posted by terry57

Terry, this is a drink for alkies and down and outs. Did it not occur to you that piss available in the asshole of nowhere at less than a dollar for 500ml may just not be the best accompaniment for fine dining.
The sad fact is you are fuckin serious!

The blonde version is available in bottles from Wishbeer.com, same strength but smaller volume and 120thb + Vat