Thread: Paying The Lawyer. WTF.????

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Na, No Family Crisis mate, All done and dusted 11 years ago really.

Just in for another crack, I like giving my money away to Faggots.

Suppose you would like some huh.

Originally Posted by GoldieNonce

I'm betting he is saying pretty much the same story to his wife.

I think his wife is called " Brian " and has a cock but if you call him his " Wife" who am I to argue.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Terence well you are the rockfeller in Thailand so a mere 700 bucks,should be beer money to you.

You will like this Jacky, Superfund report for July has just came in.

I lost 20K AUD in the last 4 weeks.

On a roll at the Moment.

^ Things will pick up mate... Good luck usually follows bad bro...

At least your lawyer was straight up with you, saved you heaps of money and stress of a court case you had no show of winning...

I'm sure you'll just get on with it... enjoying life, as is your motto - don't stress the small shit. Good luck mate.

Originally Posted by terry57

350 K AUD down the shitter, no big deal EH.

This is 350,000 AUD 'down the shitter'? Brave man that Terry. Losing 8,947,610 THB is actually a big deal.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Is goldienonce texpats new nic?

Abelour?

Terry why would I like that.?

You need all the money you can get for your travels with the handbag.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Terence well you are the rockfeller in Thailand so a mere 700 bucks,should be beer money to you.

You will like this Jacky, Superfund report for July has just came in.

I lost 20K AUD in the last 4 weeks.

On a roll at the Moment.

Tel. Who was the coont on here that told you to go for it?

I'd be wanting a bit of compo from the coont!

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Na,

Timing was perfect mate, Had to be done.

I was lucky I had the opportunity to consult the Lawyer for the final time or I would of always been wondering if there was a way to get some of that coin back.

I'm not the only person to be fuked over and will certainly not be the last.

My Lawyers have been brilliant with their straight up advice.

They all informed me it happens everyday.

At the End of the day I'm doing fine financially so what the fook EH.

So far anyway....

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Terry why would I like that.?

You need all the money you can get for your travels with the handbag.

[quote=Horatio Hornblower;3068225]

Well Jacky,

If things get real desperate I'll move to Yasothon and survive on 30K baht a month .

Na fuk that, I'll just jump from my 14th floor Balcony instead.

Originally Posted by terry57

Na fuk that, I'll just jump from my 14th floor Balcony instead.

Are you going to take the new mop with you?

Originally Posted by GoldieNonce

to his wife

fcuk you are a slow cnut - fcuk off back to posting on drummonds blog

You really need to write a book Tez.

Put all your threads into it, a la Slapster.

You have quite the gift of the pen.

Terry just a quick Lawyer story that's the opposite of your sticker-shock bill. Recently on the Gold Coast I wanted to update my Will, the lawyer I used making the last one 10+ years ago charged about $350 and I wanted to use him again but he's since dropped head from a heart-attack (and is probabaly trying to sue his parents for inferior products from the grave).

So a Google search showed a law firm that handled such matters close to where I was staying, an appointment was made and off we go. He and his PA spent around 50 minutes with me the first time, then another 20 or so minute the following day while the final draft was printed up and signed. I took $1000 in cash + credit cards expecting the bill to be in the same ballpark as what you shelled out, but there was no bill. No idea how this works unless the Government is paying or something . Never seen a Lawyer who works for free, more so in a private practice in a swanky building, but there was no charge for the service. Scores!.

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Interesting and very unusual story.

My will was lodged with the Public Trustee in Perth, I used to be able to Update it for $50 Buks.

3 years ago they changed their policy, any changes to a Will will incur a new will Fee of $350 .

Fookin Wankers, they get a massive wedge of the Will when they disperse it after the Punter Dies.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Terry just a quick Lawyer story that's the opposite of your sticker-shock bill.

Just an amendment to this story, I'm not having a cry about my Lawyers bill.

It's simply what one must pay in Perth to seek Council from an experienced Lawyer.

In my last case I had two of them dealing with me at one point. I was happy to pay.

Would of been much worse if some inexperienced turd took it to court and I lost a massive wedge for a zero result.