Are the English the unwashed race on this planet?

**patsycat** · 27-07-2015, 07:41 AM

Sometimes its not the washing of the body, but the washing of the clothes.

Some people seem to think that if their bodies are clean it's ok. And then they go and put on the same t shirts etc. that they have been wearing for a week.

Usually men.

I watched that Jayswick thing - in fact the only one that looked decently clean was the alco that drank 30 cans a day!! Or perhaps it was only for the telly.

Anyway, back on topic. Today i had my two showers and did two loads of laundry.

I smoke alot, and over the years have become very astute about smoke smelling clothes and take the necessary steps to make sure that my whole being smells good. But, to others i probably smell like an ashtray!!

**Loy Toy** · 27-07-2015, 07:46 AM

^ Absolutely.

I know one english fellow who can clear out a bar due to his BO.

Nicest bloke you could meet but cannot take a hint.

**Dillinger** · 27-07-2015, 08:05 AM

^You will be telling us you Aussies don't turn your underpants inside out to get 2 days wear out of them next

**Loy Toy** · 27-07-2015, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

You will be telling us you Aussies don't turn your underpants

Who wears underpants?

**Cujo** · 27-07-2015, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^You will be telling us you Aussies don't turn your underpants inside out to get 2 days wear out of them next

And then back to front to get 3 days, amateur.

**patsycat** · 27-07-2015, 07:32 PM

I had a work colleague, decades ago, she stank to high heaven.

The other bastards gave me the job to tell her about her problem. Turns out she had some sort of gland problem and couldn't help it.

Well, that's what she told us.

I go mad in the Body Shop, White Musk everything. It is a smell that just makes you feel good!!

Also Johnsons baby powder. Which i also used to rub on my cats bellies after they had had an operation. The vet told me it was good for the fur re-growth.

Another thing that men do - they spray themselves in horribe cheap aftershave thinking it will hide the BO smell. Makes me nauseous.

**withnallstoke** · 27-07-2015, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Another thing that men do - they spray themselves in horribe cheap aftershave

That's disgusting.

Only need to spray the bollocks.

**Dillinger** · 27-07-2015, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Also Johnsons baby powder. Which i also used to rub on my cats bellies after they had had an operation. The vet told me it was good for the fur re-growth.

I use that on my gonads after a shower

If you like stroking smooth skin , give me a shout when you get to Phuket

**Pragmatic** · 27-07-2015, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Another thing that men do - they spray themselves in horribe cheap aftershave

Which men do you go with? Aftershave only comes in facial spash. Personally, I only use cheap EDT spray on.

**Bettyboo** · 27-07-2015, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Sometimes its not the washing of the body, but the washing of the clothes that excites.

I agree with you 100%, Patsy. Could you send me a pair of your unwashed panties please, and in return I will send you a pair of my soil Y-fronts. In case you can't wait, here's a picture:

**Neo** · 27-07-2015, 09:11 PM

Best place to hide money from an Aussie..?

Under the soap

**Bettyboo** · 27-07-2015, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

But, to others i probably smell like an ashtray!!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ Absolutely.

A bit harsh, LT.

We should try to be kind to the ladies...

**patsycat** · 27-07-2015, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by patsycat

Also Johnsons baby powder. Which i also used to rub on my cats bellies after they had had an operation. The vet told me it was good for the fur re-growth.

I use that on my gonads after a shower

If you like stroking smooth skin , give me a shout when you get to Phuket

That probably won't be until March next year, so you have time to exfoliate numerous times.

**patsycat** · 27-07-2015, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by patsycat

Sometimes its not the washing of the body, but the washing of the clothes that excites.

I agree with you 100%, Patsy. Could you send me a pair of your unwashed panties please, and in return I will send you a pair of my soil Y-fronts. In case you can't wait, here's a picture:

I did two loads of washing yesterday, give me a couple of days and we may be in business. How much are you willing to pay! 500 Swiss Francs? Little red ones with a Swiss cross on them.... chocolate residue and that fucking Austrian cookoo clock blasting out every fifteen minutes...

**Dillinger** · 27-07-2015, 09:33 PM

Ex what ?

This ?

**Bettyboo** · 27-07-2015, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

How much are you willing to pay! 500 Swiss Francs?

Let's not pussy foot around with small numbers... I'll pay 5,000 Korean won; you pay the postage. How much are you willing to pay for my McCririck's? For a little extra, I'll leave a testicle in there - I don't use them nowadays...

**Dillinger** · 27-07-2015, 09:45 PM

But will you exfoliate it?

**Neo** · 27-07-2015, 10:16 PM

contractors shower

**patsycat** · 28-07-2015, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by patsycat

How much are you willing to pay! 500 Swiss Francs?

Let's not pussy foot around with small numbers... I'll pay 5,000 Korean won; you pay the postage. How much are you willing to pay for my McCririck's? For a little extra, I'll leave a testicle in there - I don't use them nowadays...

Why don't i pay on arrival. I shall await with baited breath for your package to arrive. I shall look and give my nay or yay.

Will it be pickled? Nothing like a good pickled ball to go with my pasta. Adds a bit of je ne sais quoi to the whole meal.

Then i can do the reversal postage. They shall of course been sitting in the box for a few days in the heatwave, gaining pugnancy. 700 swiss francs. Or just round it off to a thousand.

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