Thread: Are the English the unwashed race on this planet?

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I sat behind some Indians on a business class flight to London and we had to get the cabin staff to spray the back of our seats with air freshener they use in the toilets.

After I while they moved me up to first class it was so unbearable.

Ive noticed this too with a minority of indians... ive assumed its down to the enthusiasm for Asafoetida in their cooking and traditional herbal treatments. Horrid stuff.

I had noticed a strong smell of body odour just as you pass Bush Garden along Sukhumvit rd.
Used to be a load of fellas sat drinking at some tables near to the road around 7pm.Can anyone guess their nationality?.
Quick clue they were not poms.

Originally Posted by klong toey

Quick clue they were not poms.

But to be fair you have to wash your crutch daily not spray deodorant on your bollocks.

Maybe you lot get off on that sensation?

Originally Posted by klong toey

I had noticed a strong smell of body odour just as you pass Bush Garden along Sukhumvit rd.
Used to be a load of fellas sat drinking at some tables near to the road around 7pm.Can anyone guess their nationality?.
Quick clue they were not poms.

Israelis...??

I wash my hair every two days as I sweat a lot and work with a lot of dust.

Maybe that's why a lot of Poms now have number one hair cuts not only to hide their receding hairline but limit the need to put water on their heads?

Originally Posted by hazz

Ive noticed this too with a minority of indians

I once landed at KL airport and took the train back to the immigration counter.

On the train walked these two Indian beauties that took my breath away.

Stunning beauty, dressed superbly, smelt like Bombay rats had climbed up their legs and died.

From having a pink pencil to wanting to vomit in less then 5 seconds is quite painful.

Originally Posted by klong toey

hows that spray can of Axe you brought down 7/11 working out with the lady boys on beach rd,have you been offered a free blow job yet.

Never done that type of thing Toey but if a fee blow job is on offer?????????

Worked out for you obviously!

I shower twice a day , shampoo my hair once a day

( cough ) a bottle of shampoo usually lasts me a year

Originally Posted by hazz

Asafoetida

You mean the English spray this stuff on their genitals?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asafoetida

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

shampoo my hair once a day

Not good Nige!

Keep it clean but dont soak up the oils that nurture your follicles!

^^No idea, after we exported all of the unsuccessful petty criminals... it just left the nutters.... so we are capable of just about anything... so nothing would supprise me even Asafoetida on the togger.

This whole thread is flawed.

Portuguese "shower' with talcum powder and Arabs "shower' with sand. But yet the Brits are burdened with being unclean!

I'm calling foul! Or prejudice or at the very least whimsical.

^ So what nationality is Earl because he showers in piss.

Yes, it's racism against the natives of the foggy isles, nothing less!

Originally Posted by stroller

Yes, it's racism against the natives of the foggy isles, nothing less!

Yes, but well deserved.

Twice a day. But not my hair. That i wash every two or three days. It's long so is a hassle to wash and dry.

But, I'm Irish.

Also, we have had a heat wave. It got up to 37 degrees last week. So, it was three showers a day then. In fact, if i could have just sat in the shower all day would have been great!!

Lot Toy is the man ! When his own smelly bits offend him he sets to with an angle grinder. Effective but tends to whittle him down a bit hence his slowed posting rate.

Originally Posted by patsycat

But, I'm Irish.

Same same The English.
Guilty...


This intriguing exemplary of personal stench and grotesque personal habits most certainly extend towards all English-speaking populations, less European societies in general.

You're a stinking rotten foul lot.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by patsycat

But, I'm Irish.

The English.
Guilty


You're a stinking rotten foul lot.

Guilty on one count of being Stinky, but rotten and foul, you cad!

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British Gypsies ,

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Worked out for you obviously!

Hate to disappoint fellow board members but have no bragging rights about receiving any kind of sexual gratification from a lady boy.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

but if a fee blow job is on offer?????????

But at least your willing to give it a go braver man then me on that front that for sure.

^ I was actually asking you a question hence the question marks mate.

Your sexual preferences are of no real interest to me but if you wish to share don't share your BO. THANKS!