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Nowt to do with fear of water though.Originally Posted by sabang
Last edited by fishlocker; 26-07-2015 at 10:40 AM.
I shower every Sunday, whether I need it or not!
More like it turdgen.Originally Posted by Kurgen
For pure stinkage, it's hard to beat Injuns (dot heads, not circle the wagons).
I agree. They're even worse whilst sitting in a sauna.Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
Love it ,, your a bit off with the maths though LT ,, the English cricket team consists of a couple of Englishmen these days mate ,, much the same as the excuse of a football team ,, the selectors have to been seen to be very inclusive + PC these days don't you know old boy ?
How many days is it till Xmas
I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs
This Sunday thread could get fun as the day goes on as I'm guessing as its around 12.30pm now in tieland LT is well on the old sauce in some beer garden by now
Putting up a ceiling over the top of my pool at the moment Nige.Originally Posted by nigelandjan
Tricky business even when sober.
By the way every day's Sunday for me mate.
I'll have a beer around 5.00pm.
What used to piss me off when living in the UK was some houses only had baths,
come home dirty from work and had to get a bucket to wash the crap off whilst kneeling in the bath,then have a bath,bugger me, used to wish for a shower.
Lived with a lot of poms who used to do the old APC shower every day then have a bath at the end of the week.
For those who don't know APC, it is deodorant on armpits and crotch.
Done a bit of research and have found out why to OP is gobbing off again.
Seems complaints were made about him recently on a Jetstar flight,you fat smelly convict get under the shower and was away that rancid smell.
A man is slamming a low-cost airline after he was seated next to a fat person who smelled really bad.
Rich Wisken of Australia, is demanding compensation from Jetstar "for physical pain and mental suffering caused by being squashed in human fat for four hours."
Wisken was upset about paying an additional $25 for an emergency seat that he thought would give him ample room, only to find himself next to "what appeared to be a baby hippo" smelling "like the behind of a decomposing homeless man."
"Shortly after I managed to dig into my seat, I was hit with a bad body odor. It smelled like blue cheese and Mumbai slums, with hints of sweaty flesh and human feces sprayed with cologne. Considering that I was visibly distressed, I found it odd that the cabin crew didn’t offer me another seat,” Wisken said.
Weskin decided to demand another seat, but his request was denied.
"I went back to me seat where I drowned in side-boob and cellulite, taking shallow breaths to avoid gas poisoning," he wrote.
Man slams Jetstar after being ?squashed by smelly human fat for 4 hours?
Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
It's much better - not as wet.Originally Posted by Luigi
Only dirty people wash.
^^Leave the jokes to the English, Stroller
Originally Posted by strollerPissed myself laughing.Originally Posted by Dillinger
And my pist don't stink!
I sat behind some Indians on a business class flight to London and we had to get the cabin staff to spray the back of our seats with air freshener they use in the toilets.
After I while they moved me up to first class it was so unbearable.
37 years without washing...I think we have a winner!
Loy Toy, you racist bastard. I will have you know I wash twice a year, dirty smelly poms... my arse
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