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    kuyhtgdkluhtluydfl;uydj.gdc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    I fondly remember my days in naval college- maximum 90 seconds per shower!
    Nowt to do with fear of water though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    you lot ignore advice telling them to fuck off and sit on their face!
    We like to guess the weight of people.
    I do recall back in school I would ask the young girls If they wanted to play carnival. If a yes response I would ask her simply to sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

    Thanks for the memories. Oh to be that young again. Priceless.

    But that's another thread.
    Last edited by fishlocker; 26-07-2015 at 10:40 AM.

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    I shower every Sunday, whether I need it or not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    I shower when the missus tells me to, whether I like it or not!
    More like it turdgen.

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    For pure stinkage, it's hard to beat Injuns (dot heads, not circle the wagons).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    For pure stinkage, it's hard to beat Injuns (dot heads, not circle the wagons).
    I agree. They're even worse whilst sitting in a sauna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky View Post
    It started in the Second World War when soap was rationed, the fat arsed yanks came over (two years late) and started whinging about our women they were shagging were a little ripe for their taste, shouldn't have gone down on them then eh.
    Says the guy whose nick is Stinky!
    Truth be told I can be a little whiffy in the mornings


    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    His finger is even more smelly.
    You wouldn't want to pick your nose with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    I cannot imagine going ito the English Cricket teams changeroom with these smelly fuckers including a Paki or 2 pilling their shit in the corner ready to nucleat as it is totally obscene! Don't you have environmental rules in England?



    Love it ,, your a bit off with the maths though LT ,, the English cricket team consists of a couple of Englishmen these days mate ,, much the same as the excuse of a football team ,, the selectors have to been seen to be very inclusive + PC these days don't you know old boy ?

    How many days is it till Xmas
    I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs

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    This Sunday thread could get fun as the day goes on as I'm guessing as its around 12.30pm now in tieland LT is well on the old sauce in some beer garden by now

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    This Sunday thread could get fun as the day goes on as I'm guessing as its around 12.30pm now in tieland LT is well on the old sauce in some beer garden by now
    Putting up a ceiling over the top of my pool at the moment Nige.

    Tricky business even when sober.

    By the way every day's Sunday for me mate.

    I'll have a beer around 5.00pm.

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    What used to piss me off when living in the UK was some houses only had baths,
    come home dirty from work and had to get a bucket to wash the crap off whilst kneeling in the bath,then have a bath,bugger me, used to wish for a shower.
    Lived with a lot of poms who used to do the old APC shower every day then have a bath at the end of the week.
    For those who don't know APC, it is deodorant on armpits and crotch.

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    Done a bit of research and have found out why to OP is gobbing off again.
    Seems complaints were made about him recently on a Jetstar flight,you fat smelly convict get under the shower and was away that rancid smell.

    A man is slamming a low-cost airline after he was seated next to a fat person who smelled really bad.

    Rich Wisken of Australia, is demanding compensation from Jetstar "for physical pain and mental suffering caused by being squashed in human fat for four hours."

    Wisken was upset about paying an additional $25 for an emergency seat that he thought would give him ample room, only to find himself next to "what appeared to be a baby hippo" smelling "like the behind of a decomposing homeless man."

    "Shortly after I managed to dig into my seat, I was hit with a bad body odor. It smelled like blue cheese and Mumbai slums, with hints of sweaty flesh and human feces sprayed with cologne. Considering that I was visibly distressed, I found it odd that the cabin crew didn’t offer me another seat,” Wisken said.

    Weskin decided to demand another seat, but his request was denied.

    "I went back to me seat where I drowned in side-boob and cellulite, taking shallow breaths to avoid gas poisoning," he wrote.
    Man slams Jetstar after being ?squashed by smelly human fat for 4 hours?
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    If god wanted us to wash, he wouldn't have invented deodorant.
    I thought that putting on deodorant was considered washing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    I thought that putting on deodorant was considered washing.
    It's much better - not as wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    If god wanted us to wash, he wouldn't have invented deodorant.
    I thought that putting on deodorant was considered washing.
    Thats what's know as the Turkish wash, not to be confused with the Indian wash which is washing off the old sweat with fresh sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    I thought that putting on deodorant was considered washing.
    It's much better - not as wet.
    Best of all: you don't have to open the pack of soap your gf gave you for Christmas.

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    Only dirty people wash.

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    ^^Leave the jokes to the English, Stroller

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    Best of all: you don't have to open the pack of soap your gf gave you for Christmas.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Leave the jokes to the English, Stroller
    Pissed myself laughing.

    And my pist don't stink!

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    I sat behind some Indians on a business class flight to London and we had to get the cabin staff to spray the back of our seats with air freshener they use in the toilets.

    After I while they moved me up to first class it was so unbearable.

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    37 years without washing...I think we have a winner!

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    Loy Toy, you racist bastard. I will have you know I wash twice a year, dirty smelly poms... my arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    For pure stinkage, it's hard to beat Injuns (dot heads, not circle the wagons).
    Pakis are a class above Indian Desis....

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