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    I'm heading down to the big smoke

    I am leaving the insecurity of my hideout in the north and will be in the big smoke soon (if I make it like innit bruv)

    If anyone wants to meet up and buy me a few beers, maybe pay for a barfine also, and a few drinks for the wench I'll be chatting horse-shit to, I'd be well up for that like innit bruv.

    Any of you boring fuckers fancy a beer with a complete bell-end tomorrow night? I have no mates like innit. Not getting my hopes up like innit but I'll put it out there anyway innit bruv no wot I mean?

    Peace.

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    Can you wait while I buy my air ticket ?





























    To Lanzarote

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    Lanzergrotty. What u doin there mate, and how much for luv u long time?

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    Wednesday is a working day FB, and so tuesday is an "at home with a cup of tea" evening....

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    Anyways, I've got one member brave enough to meet me, and I will shout him a beer for that. I am actually a really normal person, but the internet turns me into what I would describe as a massive kunt.

    But to be fair I am fuking solid, and no one messes with me. Especially after they witness me drop armed multiples with roundhouses.

    The original keyboard warrior right here like innit bruv, u get me blood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Wednesday is a working day FB, and so tuesday is an "at home with a cup of tea" evening....
    Proper hardcore stuff there bro. I'm off to get the clap like innit bruv u get me?

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    Say no to the clap. Anyways, not posted on here 4 a while. I've just woken up from a self induced coma, and I find myself here in this stinking hot foreign land full of different looking, and sometimes very nice people.

    I'm not quite sure what to do, where to go, or how to do it. I think I'm alive and with it, but maybe this is all a dream.

    So what should I do, any suggestions? For the last few hours I've been blasting this masterpiece on repeat, dunno why, but I shall share it with u my virtual friends.

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    Can I still change this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang
    So what should I do, any suggestions?
    The Emporium has a very nice tea room on the ground floor. They also do slices of cake too if you wanna push the boat out?

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    the cake is a lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon
    The Emporium has a very nice tea room on the ground floor. They also do slices of cake too
    The Penrith Tea Rooms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    The Penrith Tea Rooms?
    Close, but no cigar Withers...

    Here...https://www.twgtea.com/location/details?store=162


    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    the cake is a lie
    I never lie about cake!




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    Went to a TWG here in KL, Sunway Pyramid, a few weeks ago. Very nice ambience, tea and acceptable cakes.

    Definitely the place to take Flashbang

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