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    Britain - A country of larger than life characters

    A fifth of overweight Britons say their size is healthy. A study of obesity exposes level of UK public’s denial about weight problems.

    The Association for the Study of Obesity, which commissioned the survey, said it underlined public ignorance about what represents a healthy weight.

    In short, they are fat but are ignorant of the fact.



    I can only speak for myself and say that I'm not fat. I have a BMI of about 23 and a quick 'mirror test' shows I'm nothing like the man in the picture above.

    So are you a fat bastard and know it? Or are you fat but think you are slim with a BMI of 45? Or are you really a 'healthy weight'?

    BMI healthy weight calculator - Health tools - NHS Choices
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    A larger size of wardrobe might assist in the appearance.

    As it's all about image.


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    In the UK disparaging comments about fat people will bring down the wrath of the thought police and others who are trying to promote the ridiculous idea that self inflicted obesity is a disability and the obese should be considered victims and receive special treatment and support.

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    and the obese should be considered victims and receive special treatment and support.
    ..which probably means extra food coupons for McDonalds, and a hefty discount to buy clothes at Lard Buckets R Us

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    No fat people in the UK, as the UK is a country of mass poverty where people can't afford to feed themselves and rely on food banks to stop them withering away and dying. But in all seriousness the UK is full of fat fuks that are a total eyesore, one good thing about the mass immigration from Eastern Europe to the UK is that their women are a lot easier on the eye that the native counterparts. But for some reason the obese size of the natives doesn't seem to prevent them from being sexually desirable judging by the amount of brats they produce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    A larger size of wardrobe might assist in the appearance.
    Works well for posh bastards.


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    But for some reason the obese size of the natives doesn't seem to prevent them from being sexually desirable judging by the amount of brats they produce.
    I dont think sexual desirability comes into it, its mostly the farmyard urges of the underclass and I would imagine that, like their porcine cousins, back scuttling (probably when drunk) is the preferred method of impregnation utilised by this demographic who make up the majority of the obese in the UK.

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    Smelly fat bastards ,

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    I've heard nige and Dillinger are tubby bar stewards, ?

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    And 50 per cent of the globe’s obese individuals live in just 10 countries: US, China, India, Russia, Brazil, Mexico, Egypt, Germany, Pakistan and Indonesia.

    So The Brits don't make the top 10

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    Quote Originally Posted by boloa View Post
    And 50 per cent of the globe’s obese individuals live in just 10 countries: US, China, India, Russia, Brazil, Mexico, Egypt, Germany, Pakistan and Indonesia.

    So The Brits don't make the top 10
    Pakistan, Indo and India.
    Lets see some evidence that you didn't just make that shit up.
    (you forgot somalia)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by boloa View Post
    And 50 per cent of the globe’s obese individuals live in just 10 countries: US, China, India, Russia, Brazil, Mexico, Egypt, Germany, Pakistan and Indonesia.

    So The Brits don't make the top 10
    Pakistan, Indo and India.
    Lets see some evidence that you didn't just make that shit up.
    (you forgot somalia)


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    who ate all the pies .... ?
    who ate all the pies .....?
    who ate all the pies ......?

    you did you fat cnut

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    First time i went to India was not expecting to see many fat bastards but the rich loved to show off they were rich by being fatties.
    Always amusing to see fat women with rolls trying to burst out of their saris force feeding
    fat boys,never girls,when you were on train trips,non stop gorging.
    Then they would hire some skinny porter to carry all the luggage,used to feel sorry for the poor bastard nearly buckling under the weight.

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    Chubby Brown knows what causes "larger than life characters" in Britain. [Welcome to the new ultra-PC TV mod!!]


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    I would put my hand up to admit I am a fat bastad , but i'm out of breath

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    What a surprise !
    a story about fat bastards in the UK and again every single media outlet uses photos of porky white people or to be more accurate indigenous folk.
    Why not show some gigantically fat brown or yellow 'Brits' or something -millions of then waddling about...
    Its pure racism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    No fat people in the UK, as the UK is a country of mass poverty where people can't afford to feed themselves and rely on food banks to stop them withering away and dying. But in all seriousness the UK is full of fat fuks that are a total eyesore, one good thing about the mass immigration from Eastern Europe to the UK is that their women are a lot easier on the eye that the native counterparts. But for some reason the obese size of the natives doesn't seem to prevent them from being sexually desirable judging by the amount of brats they produce.
    Brilliant, sums it up.

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    calling someone fat in the uk is an arrestable offence.

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    [QUOTE="buriramboy"] But for some reason the obese size of the natives doesn't seem to prevent them from being sexually desirable judging by the amount of brats they produce.[/QUOTE

    Tis a mystery. Can only be copious amounts of lager. They all drink fukin Fosters in Chavland Derbyshire ffs. Not just fat but hideously enormous some of them, wearing leggings and hot pants, too small so rolls of blubber are overflowing everywhere. Even their feet are fat. Real chuck up material. A wank's surely better value

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    Hate the fatties yeah hate hate hate! Throw the fat fukers on the fire! Throw the disabled on there too!! And the old don't forget what a drain those wrinkly saggy arsed fukers are on society!!! And the poor they're so fuking lazy burn them useless kuntz too!!!
    Fuk it lets just hate everyone that isn't us and burn the lot of them!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky View Post
    Hate the fatties yeah hate hate hate! Throw the fat fukers on the fire! Throw the disabled on there too!! And the old don't forget what a drain those wrinkly saggy arsed fukers are on society!!! And the poor they're so fuking lazy burn them useless kuntz too!!!
    Fuk it lets just hate everyone that isn't us and burn the lot of them!!
    You're right about the old, lazy fukers couldn't be bothered to save for their own retirement and healthcare costs and are a massive burden on the state, off them all at (insert age of your choice).

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    Just had my annual perspective-check back in the UK for a few weeks.

    One thing I noticed is that the women have got a lot fatter than the men. You see them traipsing around supermarkets; a skinny little guy meekly walking next to this hulking Amazon with an arse looks like a burst sack of fucking gravel. And the guy actually looking smug, like he's just won the the bleeding lottery. Looks a bit like something out of the insect realm tbh, a weedy little male spider inveigling himself past the defenses of his disproportionately-massive female species by proffering gifts of lardy food, before a quick-but-unsatisfying mating session after which she eats the poor bastard head-first. Ugh.

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    The thing is, Brits drink too much and they underestimate the calories in their booze. British women particularly are prone to tippling wine in the absurd belief it reduces the potential for fat arseness and is less injurious to their livers.

    Frankly, observing the British women disporting themselves on a weekend night it seems the median weight has increased to the point that the merely Rubenesque qualifies one as the new slim.

    It is disconcerting to witness first hand this phenomenon when one has been away a while. The wingman assumes particularly diminutive proportions and I'm forever losing track of her among the crowds of heifers.

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    I saw a creature similar to this with a helipad for an arse yesterday , taking her breadwinners to school yesterday .






    Now they console theyrselves with lines like

    " Those size 8's in the magazine pics are unhealthy , or if not photoshopped "

    " Were happy the way we are "

    " We are individuals not conforming to the magazines "

    Gross bastards , should be moved along with electric cattle prodders

    I wanna know who the sikkos are that shag these wilder beasts , what did they do in a previous life ?
    I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs

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