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    Car fucker loose in Phuket

    LiveLeak.com - Man caught on CCTV having sex with a Porsche



    ??????? ??????? ?????? ? ??????????? Porsche


    It may be time to turn off the Internet and walk away, for these eyes have seen too much.

    Despite considering ourselves savvy to all the weird things humans do, todayís footage of a man taking his pleasure from an unconsenting sports car is just too much to process.

    CCTV footage captured yesterday afternoon and posted to LiveLeak.com shows, as much as our eyes want to disbelieve it, an unidentified man clearly fucking a Porsche somewhere in Thailand.

    Dressed in all white, he stands at the entrance to the lot, peering in at the sleek bodies. A little shy, he hesitates, before tiptoeing back to a parking area where several cars sit. He lingers a moment, walks away, then returns.

    Doing a final check that no is watching (Hello, camera!) and perhaps trying to catch the car by surprise, first he tries to go doggy style in the German-made tailpipe.

    He backs off, clutching his junk. Itís entirely possible he burned his dick on the hot tailpipe.

    Undeterred, he moves to the front, sticks his rod in the grill of the hot rod, and just starts working it.

    It must have been awhile since he satisfied his auto-erotic needs, as he comes pretty quickly. Finally, in some kind of post-coital afterglow, he returns to the back to lay down and cuddle with the car.

    Warning: You canít unsee this. Ever

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    That guy is more confused than a box of frogs in a cement mixer.

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    I suppose it had the same , if not more, appeal as the Kwai he usually fucks.

    Third world auto- erotic satisfaction, literally.

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    He chose a good looking car to have a good time with. Gotta give him that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post

    Third world auto- erotic satisfaction, literally.
    Good one gotta be worth a green!

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    Her's another?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
    Third world auto- erotic satisfaction
    yes


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    Why Neal why????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    Why Neal why????

    He does deserve a RED . . . and baldrick deserves TWO REDS!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
    Third world auto- erotic satisfaction
    yes

    Is this Ant?

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    At least he wasn't doing a hybrid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Her's another?

    How did you do that without a selfie stick? A timer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    He chose a good looking car to have a good time with. Gotta give him that.

    True, it could have been worse


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    He chose a good looking car to have a good time with. Gotta give him that.
    But still have to deduct him points. He didn't indicate when he was pulling out.

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    I blame the cars. What do they expect, hanging round on street corners or under street lights. Flashing their headlights, showing too much wheel-arch, and leaving little patches of sweet slimey oil everywhere......yeah! they're just asking for it.

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    At least it wasn't a scarecrow with a big strap on, this time.

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    Well if the Porsche didn't give consent then it was rape.

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    Assault, but no battery.

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    Looks like he had a flat and ended up exhausted.

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    He wouldn't be so tired if he used lubricant.

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    at least it was screened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post

    How did you do that without a selfie stick? A timer?
    Not bad!

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    Looks to me more like he was having a quick ham shank rather than actually copulating with the car but I think you might be right that he could have burnt his Nudger on the exhaust pipe !

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebbu View Post
    LiveLeak.com - Man caught on CCTV having sex with a Porsche



    ??????? ??????? ?????? ? ??????????? Porsche


    It may be time to turn off the Internet and walk away, for these eyes have seen too much.

    Despite considering ourselves savvy to all the weird things humans do, todayís footage of a man taking his pleasure from an unconsenting sports car is just too much to process.

    CCTV footage captured yesterday afternoon and posted to LiveLeak.com shows, as much as our eyes want to disbelieve it, an unidentified man clearly fucking a Porsche somewhere in Thailand.

    Dressed in all white, he stands at the entrance to the lot, peering in at the sleek bodies. A little shy, he hesitates, before tiptoeing back to a parking area where several cars sit. He lingers a moment, walks away, then returns.

    Doing a final check that no is watching (Hello, camera!) and perhaps trying to catch the car by surprise, first he tries to go doggy style in the German-made tailpipe.

    He backs off, clutching his junk. Itís entirely possible he burned his dick on the hot tailpipe.

    Undeterred, he moves to the front, sticks his rod in the grill of the hot rod, and just starts working it.

    It must have been awhile since he satisfied his auto-erotic needs, as he comes pretty quickly. Finally, in some kind of post-coital afterglow, he returns to the back to lay down and cuddle with the car.

    Warning: You canít unsee this. Ever
    I have a friend who worked in Japan and who would regularly see a fella pumping away at the vehicles when she came out of her house early in the morning.

    I believe he's Rover it now.

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