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    Cern - Whats that all about?

    Not messing about, because there is so much to do with this monster that does not make sense. Not least their selection for logo



    So that is 666. They could have chosen a million different logos with circles and representations of the circle of doom they are building and yet they go with the most blatant 666 mark of the beast you are likely to see.

    Some of the people working on it come forward saying "we have no fucking clue what we're doing"

    Trying to find dark matter or something like that? Something so unstable that if they do get it, there is a good chance if not contained could take out Europe.

    All the bible bashers are going crazy about it, opening a porthole to satin etc which does seem a little far fetched, and yet, that fooking logo! That wasn't an accident.

    Any ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    opening a porthole to satin etc which does seem a little far fetched,

    Any ideas?

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    The bastards! They are everywhere:













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    There are either 2 or 4 sixes there, not 3.

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    Like Disney it's obviously Subliminal


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    If you flip it backwards it plays a Cliff Richard song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    If you flip it backwards it plays a Cliff Richard song.

    If you flip Cliff Richards backwards he will play with your balls.

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    Flip him backwards off a cliff and he'll burn a hole 666 meters into the Earth's crust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    Not least their selection for logo
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    So that is 666.
    The Logo is a vain attempt to cover up the true purpose of CERN. The logo in fact reads a.p., which stands for .................... anti-pseudolus.

    The aim of the device is to create an anti-matter version of pseudolus, or a.p. for short. It is hoped it will be able to survive long enough to combine it with the real pseudolus in order to create an explosion that will fill the world with the light of knowledge.

    Now having told you, it is my duty to kill you......

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    Looking at the colours of the logo and the shapes in it, it's clearly a geo-strategic map of the world and greater Israel. The upper blue circle is the world - well most of it - the world Israel controls. The crescent on the right hand side is the Arab/Muslim world that Israel does not yet own or control. When the two circles align, Israel will be in total control of the world.

    Nev has style

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    It's the colours of the Israeli flag alright.

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    In principle, all physics (and practical applications developed therefrom) can be derived from the study of fundamental particles. In practice, even if "particle physics" is taken to mean only "high-energy atom smashers", many technologies have been developed during these pioneering investigations that later find wide uses in society. Cyclotrons are used to produce medical isotopes for research and treatment (for example, isotopes used in PET imaging), or used directly for certain cancer treatments. The development of Superconductors has been pushed forward by their use in particle physics.

    The World Wide Web and touchscreen technology were initially developed at CERN.

    Additional applications are found in medicine, national security, industry, computing, science, and workforce development, illustrating a long and growing list of beneficial practical applications with contributions from particle physics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    porthole to satin
    the chinese are building one also - it will be a porthole to silk

    I am amazed blue has yet to comment about the waste of money building such a gay device as a massive hardon collider

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    Not least their selection for logo
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    So that is 666.
    The Logo is a vain attempt to cover up the true purpose of CERN. The logo in fact reads a.p., which stands for .................... anti-pseudolus.

    The aim of the device is to create an anti-matter version of pseudolus, or a.p. for short. It is hoped it will be able to survive long enough to combine it with the real pseudolus in order to create an explosion that will fill the world with the light of knowledge.

    Now having told you, it is my duty to kill you......
    Sir, I did warn you that disguising our masters hidden purpose as two overlapping particle accelerator rings would not be enough to stop the truly free minds of the sceptically thinkers from discovering our masters plans. At least he has not worked out were building an antimatter bomb.

    As you have requested I have dispatched the men in black, the back helicopters to get him.... and just in case they fail the pizza boy.

    Regarding disposal of the body, do I need to send in the flesh eating lizard men as usual? I ask because they are currently busy stalking david ike; and I have just completed building the hell teleporter machine and it needs a test subject... its will send pseudolus and his soul straight to the master for suitable torment.

    I enclose a photo of the completed machine disguised as an installation near the cern staff canteen. As you can see... it looks completely innocuous.




    I await your wishes as to the disposal of pseudolus's body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    ...Cyclotrons are used to produce medical isotopes for research and treatment (for example, isotopes used in PET imaging)...
    Already have PET imaging:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Looking at the colours of the logo and the shapes in it, it's clearly a geo-strategic map of the world and greater Israel. The upper blue circle is the world - well most of it - the world Israel controls. The crescent on the right hand side is the Arab/Muslim world that Israel does not yet own or control. When the two circles align, Israel will be in total control of the world.

    They'll require permission first from Uncle Sugar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer
    In principle, all physics (and practical applications developed therefrom) can be derived from the study of fundamental particles. In practice, even if "particle physics" is taken to mean only "high-energy atom smashers", many technologies have been developed during these pioneering investigations that later find wide uses in society. Cyclotrons are used to produce medical isotopes for research and treatment (for example, isotopes used in PET imaging), or used directly for certain cancer treatments. The development of Superconductors has been pushed forward by their use in particle physics. The World Wide Web and touchscreen technology were initially developed at CERN. Additional applications are found in medicine, national security, industry, computing, science, and workforce development, illustrating a long and growing list of beneficial practical applications with contributions from particle physics.
    I think you forgot this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_physics

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    It looks like an angry pig with a side parting to me.

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    It looks like a post-modern line portrait of Gregor Fisher.



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    He is coming for you pseudo...


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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    I am amazed blue has yet to comment
    Will he be feeling moody?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Not messing about, because there is so much to do with this monster that does not make sense. Not least their selection for logo



    So that is 666. They could have chosen a million different logos with circles and representations of the circle of doom they are building and yet they go with the most blatant 666 mark of the beast you are likely to see.

    Some of the people working on it come forward saying "we have no fucking clue what we're doing"

    Trying to find dark matter or something like that? Something so unstable that if they do get it, there is a good chance if not contained could take out Europe.

    All the bible bashers are going crazy about it, opening a porthole to satin etc which does seem a little far fetched, and yet, that fooking logo! That wasn't an accident.

    Any ideas?
    the most blatant 666 mark of the beast you are likely to see.


    Yes , you're nuts.

    Or maybe they are demons trying to destroy gods creation. Yes, I think that's it. Demons.

    There's been some very interesting stuff to come out of this if you have an interest in sub atomic physics.

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    The study of particle physics and discovering their interaction is the key to understanding the universe. The logo is an excellent stylised depiction of what some particles do when they collide at great speed and alter course in unpredictable ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    Any ideas
    the 4 tangents to the front circle, four dynamic vectors based on PI, infinite in nature, no beginning, no end, the four horseman of the Apocalypse, lowering the circle onto the circle behind. The circle behind has one tangent vector pointing towards the normal of the first circle indicating a vector in a extremely exited state, pulling the horsemen lower and lower and lower until the uppermost circle is comfortably seated on the lower vector. After a tremendous build up of energy the lower vector will eventually explode and disperse particle matter to all corners of the universe.
    Maybe be a symbolic Nana Plaza.

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