Sez he who has never been there.Originally Posted by terry57
Sez he who has never been there.Originally Posted by terry57
Hey, Sabang, Terry's right, its a shit hole 10 months out of the year...to be specific. People are great for the most part, but the climate is shit!Originally Posted by sabang
So lets get this right Terry.... Britons leave the UK because it's a foooking shit hole [sic]
So why do all the Australians that live abroad leave Australia?
......and believe me there are thousands of them in London
Simple answer to that Bob.
boongs, gent. bongs are smoking implementsOriginally Posted by Seekingasylum
You mean 'hundreds of thousands'.Originally Posted by Bobcock
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australians_in_the_United_KingdomWikipediaIn 2005, the highest concentration of Australians in the UK was in south-west London with sizeable communities in Earl's Court, Kensington, Hammersmith, Fulham, Shepherds Bush and Putney. In 2007, there were 200,000 Australians in London. In 2008, there were 400,000 Australians in the United Kingdom.
Nah, you're not up to speed. The economic crash in 2007 onwards tore the guts out of the booming economy and when we changed the immigration rules to make it difficult for Aussies and other coons to migrate those numbers fell drastically.
We have only the cream of the crop now and the also - rans are presumably languishing in Woomerasheilabongoville waiting for their Super to kick in.
Like this;Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
Oh those would be British. Opps
Talking about Chavs, I watched a programme last night called Skint based in wales, it was a real eye opener.
Look Thegent, you need to get the " Bong " issue sorted.
Baldrick tuned you in but you still ain't got it.
A " Bong " is something one used when one has some great Hydroponic hoochie coochie and wants to get blasted out of ones mind.
The term you are looking for is " Boong " it's slang and derogatory.
It refers to the Indigenous Brothers who get on the piss all day, disturb the peace and suck the guts out of the welfare system.
Git it ?
Good boy Thegent.
^^^ They be the ones who stay at home or go to Spain for their holidays. Brits (resident) abroad are a much more handsome bunch.
Never going either, fuk that place mate.
It must be a living breathing shit hole considering all the white Poms are and have flounced from the place.
I've been trying real hard to get Thegent and Tax on a cheap flight back home but even these two ain't going.
Gota tell ya sumptin huh.
Really? Where are they hiding out then?The smart Aussies move to Thailand
While there is no denying some parts of the country or rather some areas of some towns and cities have been overrun that if it wasn't for the shit weather walking round them you wouldn't know you were in the UK. But saying that the UK still has many areas of breath taking beauty and the average tourist would never visit or go anywhere near the problem areas.
Bongs are what they are and bongs is how they will remain. I quite like the idea it's etymology is derived from onomatopoeia and redolent of the sound they make when bouncing off bull bars. In which case my spelling is more apposite.
You may well need an interpreter to understand this post Terry. Horses for courses, old chap, and yours was struggling with a fat unruly hose in your hands and shinning down a shiny pole.
Neighbours of yours? Congratulations on finding such a rare species.Silom.
Swanning about the rural dystopia that is Isaan and living in a third world cesspit of a capital city, populated in the main by cretins, as Terry does, one truly wonders how he defines a " shit hole ".
Poor chap simply hasn't a clue. I think he doesn't want to go there or anywhere in Europe because he would be just another insignificant tourist with a silly moustache and no one would give him a second glance whereas in Thailand his burgeoning Superfund buys him lots of admiring looks etc. etc.
Yep, that's it. Europe = Lonely Terry wandering around like a fish out of water and no one gives,a toss. Thailand= Ooooh, hansum man, lubbly hairy mou', mmmmm, love you long time, boom boom, you wanna noodle?
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I suppose I could go to Europe and have a sticky beak, France, Italy, Greece maybe .
Blow a bit of Super out.
Those countries are in Europe huh.
Na, fuk Engerrland mate,
To cold, to many chav's, way to many fat ugly slappers and nasty Poms wearing socks with their sandles.
It's Thailand for me mate.
I like being a handsome man, even though the Handbag don't agree.
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Todly goes from Soi 4 Nana to Soi 12 so I suppose he gets around.
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