Thread: Mo-cy Taxis

Which ones do you hate the most ?

For me it's the ones with the slanted seats where you're spending half your journey trying to inconspicuously push yourself away from those pert little olive butt cheeks only slide back into them again and again.

Then there's the cont who drives too fast who stinks of booze.

After the journey I've just been on though, I'd take the Lao kao and yabba'd up speedster any day.

My worst backy ever. He was a fat Fock with a scooter with that inclined seat I mentioned. He rode really slow. He never used the brake I don't think. He'd just open and close the throttle. His back tyre felt flat too. I felt every speed bump. I have these tight jeans on as well so I couldn't open my legs any wider

My back is in rag order now and I feel like I've been raped. Think I'll get a taxi back or drop a Viagra

Never use them other than as delivery or fetchit boys when in the moobahn...

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Sometimes when I'm pissed up I take a Tuk Tuk back to Soi Ten.

I walked back tonight though and ate a SubWay.

Nearly pissed myself by the time I got home but what the fok Eh.

Fok those Moto Sai dudes huh.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Which ones do you hate the most ?

Every fcn one of 'em

Simply and reasonably resolved.
Don't patron their services.
Won't have to hate 'em.
One less trivial item to bitch, whing, and carry on about.

I couldn't live without them to be fair.

Although new year and songkran were great here in Bangkok with the roads empty.

Now if they'd all fuck off back to where they came from on a permanent basis, Bangkok would be a much better place to live.

Joking aside, i think that's what Thailand needs, to shift factories out into the sticks, especially the big ones like Toyota. It could only help the infrastructure and promote family values

Any 4 stroke hate them,happy to wait for a nice 2 stroke to turn up.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I have these tight jeans on

^Gay as fook!

Originally Posted by terry57

and ate a SubWay.

A man after my own heart.

Originally Posted by klong toey

Any 4 stroke hate them,happy to wait for a nice 2 stroke to turn up.

Mate - what you on about, 4 stroke are the don.

Unless like my mate Dave you love the smell of napalm in the morning

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I worry about my knees in the traffic, and the fact that I am a large mammal being propelled down a precarious road, with somchai as the helmsman on a Honda dream , but still I have to admire there skills , espececially considering I've got 50 kg,s on them, I sure as fuk wouldn't like to be carting fat conts between soi 4 and cowboy for a living. It's all good though. So far so good.

Dill on his ride home..

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I see that fuker every-time I'm at the Weekend Market, he has been there forever.

The ones puffin' on a fag. Always light up at the first red light...

Don't take them that often.