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    My lazy boner

    After all of these years of getting off buses , trains and out of workmates cars, trying to hide a raging hard on, I decided to google the enigma today.

    Apparently I'm not the only one out here to suffer a blood rush to the nob after being tired or bored or reading about Withnall's sunbirds

    And there's even a name for it... A sleepy boner

    Anyone else suffer with the condition?

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    Hell yea. the struggle to keep it hidden. usually takes off on bus journeys.
    need to think of something ugly to sort it
    which is not too difficult in the uk.

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    When I was 12.

    Hows the leakage situation going?
    Got it under control, or are you just stuffing a maxi pad in your shorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    suffer a blood rush to the nob after being tired or bored or reading about Withnall
    You sick bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    And there's even a name for it... A sleepy boner
    I've always called it 'the ol' traveling hard ' or the ' Bus Boner '

    It is usually caused by the combination of fatigue, warmth, and the vibrations of the vehicle you're traveling in. Similar occurrences have also been reported in mini-vans ( Mini-hard ),riding Honda Waves ( Wave stiffy ) and tour boats ( also know as the Boat-boner ).
    Big Ol' Lucky Ol' Al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99
    Hows the leakage situation going? Got it under control, or are you just stuffing a maxi pad in your shorts?
    I now own 7 pairs of speedos

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    You sick bastard.
    That's not sick, check your PM, that's sick... and rock hard

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    I was on a crowded rush-hour train a few days back. The book I was reading took a totally unexpected hardcore-lesbian twist and it was all I could do not to actually ejaculate in my pants amid hundreds of other commuters.

    Lazy spunk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    speedos
    I now have a speedo semi.

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    I always thought it was called a 'personal'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    I always thought it was called a 'personal'.
    Probably is normally, but i'll warrant that perv Dillinger shares his.

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    The one thing about boners I can't under stand, is the morning boner. I can get up and have a piss normally about 3.am go back to bed and at 6 am I have a raging boner dead in the dot, 1st light, every time so already had a piss but then the 6 am boner appears.
    Does the bone have a clock?
    There canít be good living where there is not good drinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    After all of these years of getting off buses , trains and out of workmates cars
    You should fix up your car - it would save all the embarressment.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99 View Post
    When I was 12.

    Hows the leakage situation going?
    Got it under control, or are you just stuffing a maxi pad in your shorts?
    Must be embarrassing...
    To have this problem of such advanced years.

    Sleepy boner, indeed...
    Not what they called it when we were pre-adolescent.


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    ^^ trust you to bring a decent thread down a level Withnall

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    After all of these years of getting off buses , trains and out of workmates cars
    You should fix up your car - it would save all the embarressment.








    Fucking poove...

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    I get those pop-ups unexpectedly, even expectedly when fantasing about some nice bit of skirt I've just seen. No problem. I like them.

    It's hiding them that's problematic. I go commando everywhere so I usually have to sit somewhere until I get the flobby knobbies again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    suffer a blood rush to the nob after being tired or bored or reading about Withnall
    You sick bastard.

    Colloquially defined nowadays Withnall, 'sick' means awesome,cool, crazy, insane, really good etc

    Please clarify, do you consider Dillinger to be 'an awesome bastard' ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    That's not sick, check your PM, that's sick... and rock hard
    You queer bastard

    BTW don't waste your time , me inbox is full

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Does the bone have a clock?
    Sure does Pete ,, mabe yours needs a new battery

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    My lazy boner
    Sounds like a contradiction in terms...An oxymoron even...

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    I always just put it down to the depressurisation of the cabin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    I always thought it was called a 'personal'.
    Or Morning Wood that develops whenever I'm at the Mall ogling the eye candy in their stockings & short skirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    Or Morning Wood that develops whenever I'm at the Mall ogling the eye candy in their stockings & short skirts.

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    I had a boner when I opened this thread but lost it after the 13th post.

    Thanks Withnall.

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