Thread: Provincial spittin': TD raps

Once we have all provinces covered I'll record it as a single and release it (on to Youtube at least).

One line at a time gents


Nakhon Ratcha seems a good place to start

But best be wary, if you wanna fart

dont wanna shart queuing in the family Mart

Shartin, I be Shartin, what's a man to do?

yo nigga , we is black in the backsies
we is surin and messin with our lao khow in da paddies

who dat smokin in the chaing rai
we is down and smokin out chaing mai

^ Breathing in the haze

Carn't focus on the gaze..

You lot are rubbish.

One province. One line. One rhyme.

Ex: Surin smells of urine.

Bear this beat in mind...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

You lot are rubbish. One province. One line. One rhyme. Ex: Surin smells of urine.

Ahh.

Got it now.

Here we go then.


Chumphon smells of urine.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by somtamslap

You lot are rubbish. One province. One line. One rhyme. Ex: Surin smells of urine.

Ahh.

Got it now.

Here we go then.


Chumphon smells of urine.

inability to manage talent, blames talent.
Typical really.......

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Chumphon smells of urine.

That would obviously be: Get ya hump on in da Chumphon


Or just down the road:

Get all pooey in Samui

Originally Posted by Norton

Roi Et. No secret. see my av ya surin twit

Ok got it.

Shootin brown down in Songkhla Town

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Shootin brown down in Songkhla Town

That's made the cut. Peace and love Homie.

Originally Posted by Norton

Roi Et. No secret. see my av ya surin twit

I like it - but your av won't be visible while I'm flowing. If ya get me, bra.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

That's made the cut. Peace and love Homie.

Fo shizzle yo

I was getting high on the smoke in Chiang Mai
When a dude in Chiang Rai told a god damned lie
Said he was from Korat, but I smelled a rat, cha see ma blue cat?
It’s called a sawat, ain’t none of dat cat in the hood of Surat
I ain’t seen one yet in Gampengpet
Nor a god damned vet in Si-saket
Down town Kanchanaburi, saw a man in a fury
I cooled him down in Lampang town
And then again in old Khon Kaen
I’m off just now, not to Sa-gaew,
I got meself a room in Chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom-poom-poom.

Originally Posted by Neverna

I was getting high on the smoke in Chiang Mai
When a dude in Chiang Rai told a god damned lie
Said he was from Korat, but I smelled a rat, cha see ma blue cat?
It’s called a sawat, ain’t none of dat cat in the hood of Surat
I ain’t seen one yet in Gampengpet
Nor a god damned vet in Si-saket
Down town Kanchanaburi, saw a man in a fury
I cooled him down in Lampang town
And then again in old Khon Kaen
I’m off just now, not to Sa-gaew,
I got meself a room in Chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom-poom-poom.

Fo sur

I'll try and sort this mess out at lunch time.

Jeez.

You people!

I have no creative juices flowing.

Will be back after dinner.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

You people!

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I'll try and sort this mess out at lunch time.

Have a drink. Cheers.

There's a bint in Chiang Rai who'll suck you dry

For the price of a Pad Thai in Nong Khai.