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    Provincial spittin': TD raps

    Once we have all provinces covered I'll record it as a single and release it (on to Youtube at least).

    One line at a time gents


    Nakhon Ratcha seems a good place to start

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    Roi Et. No sec ret. See my av ya surin twit
    Last edited by Norton; 18-03-2015 at 05:37 PM.

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    But best be wary, if you wanna fart

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    dont wanna shart queuing in the family Mart

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    Chaiya-boom, chaiya-boom, chaiya-chaiya-chaiya, boom-boom.





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    Last edited by Neverna; 18-03-2015 at 05:19 PM. Reason: added another chaiya and integrated it all into one line following guidance provided by our producer, Mr Somtam Slap.

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    Shartin, I be Shartin, what's a man to do?

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    yo nigga , we is black in the backsies
    we is surin and messin with our lao khow in da paddies

    who dat smokin in the chaing rai
    we is down and smokin out chaing mai

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    ^ Breathing in the haze

    Carn't focus on the gaze..

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    You lot are rubbish.

    One province. One line. One rhyme.

    Ex: Surin smells of urine.

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    Bear this beat in mind...


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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    You lot are rubbish. One province. One line. One rhyme. Ex: Surin smells of urine.
    Ahh.

    Got it now.

    Here we go then.


    Chumphon smells of urine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    You lot are rubbish. One province. One line. One rhyme. Ex: Surin smells of urine.
    Ahh.

    Got it now.

    Here we go then.


    Chumphon smells of urine.


    inability to manage talent, blames talent.
    Typical really.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Chumphon smells of urine.
    That would obviously be: Get ya hump on in da Chumphon


    Or just down the road:

    Get all pooey in Samui

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    Roi Et. No secret. see my av ya surin twit
    Ok got it.

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    Shootin brown down in Songkhla Town

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler
    Shootin brown down in Songkhla Town
    That's made the cut. Peace and love Homie.



    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    Roi Et. No secret. see my av ya surin twit
    I like it - but your av won't be visible while I'm flowing. If ya get me, bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    That's made the cut. Peace and love Homie.
    Fo shizzle yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    You lot are rubbish. One province. One line. One rhyme. Ex: Surin smells of urine.
    Ahh.

    Got it now.

    Here we go then.


    Chumphon smells of urine.
    There once was a guy from Phichit who know nothing of the local nits.
    He pray that it would pass, as he raised his glass....
    ...and wondered where he would fit.
    Last edited by thaimeme; 18-03-2015 at 06:50 PM.

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    I was getting high on the smoke in Chiang Mai
    When a dude in Chiang Rai told a god damned lie
    Said he was from Korat, but I smelled a rat, cha see ma blue cat?
    It’s called a sawat, ain’t none of dat cat in the hood of Surat
    I ain’t seen one yet in Gampengpet
    Nor a god damned vet in Si-saket
    Down town Kanchanaburi, saw a man in a fury
    I cooled him down in Lampang town
    And then again in old Khon Kaen
    I’m off just now, not to Sa-gaew,
    I got meself a room in Chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom-poom-poom.
    Nev has style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    I was getting high on the smoke in Chiang Mai
    When a dude in Chiang Rai told a god damned lie
    Said he was from Korat, but I smelled a rat, cha see ma blue cat?
    Itís called a sawat, ainít none of dat cat in the hood of Surat
    I ainít seen one yet in Gampengpet
    Nor a god damned vet in Si-saket
    Down town Kanchanaburi, saw a man in a fury
    I cooled him down in Lampang town
    And then again in old Khon Kaen
    Iím off just now, not to Sa-gaew,
    I got meself a room in Chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom, chaiya-poom-poom-poom.
    Fo sur

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    I'll try and sort this mess out at lunch time.

    Jeez.

    You people!

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    I have no creative juices flowing.

    Will be back after dinner.




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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post


    You people!



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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    I'll try and sort this mess out at lunch time.
    Have a drink. Cheers.


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    There's a bint in Chiang Rai who'll suck you dry

    For the price of a Pad Thai in Nong Khai.

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