It is with great regret and sadness we have all witnessed the passing of the late great Somtamslap. Too many train journeys, crammed cheek to butt cheek with the great unwashed masses of UK have finally taken their toll.
The ravager of Issan, with bottle of Lau Kao in one hand and mighty throbbing member in the other is no more. Well known for his ability to crack out a sneaky one while watching Ma bend over to pound the pla rah, drink illegally brewed beverages with "herbs" and the famed buggerer of cats is no more. Weep, weep for Slap.
But Lo! a new poster arises from the ashes. With his first two threads : "Great British nosh -Cor what!" and "Young people f*cking - they should be stopped!" he has already been inducted into the venerable order of the British Flat cap society:
An allotment on which to grow amusingly shaped vegetables has been assigned to him:
and he is required, by law to purchase within the next three month either a whippet:
a ferret:
or racing pigeons:
So, although the famed "Somtamslap" brand is under new management, look out for great forthcoming threads:
"Look at the price of butter nowadays"
"Why are the trains always late"
and the most eagerly awaited:
"Finally bought my ticket back to Thailand"