Margaret Thatcher.
Margaret Thatcher.
^I've got the horn now...
The fact that she's quite a little sort makes the whole scenario a little harder to endure - the lady doth stimulate mine testes.Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
^ A bit, she smarts Somtam's testicles.
So do root vegetables and fruits.Originally Posted by somtamslap
The butternut squash has mystery...Originally Posted by withnallstoke
I had neighbours like that once - every Sunday morning at 7 am they would start, grunting and screaming for hours.
The rest of the week - not a sound. They were really nice people, always a good morning etc. I never said anything. I think he worked away during the week. And she was my hairdresser.
Think yourself lucky you have a Thai wife slap.
If she were Falang.....For sure she'd have mentioned to you by now that she wished her useless lard arsed fukker would get out of wetherspoons and give her an orgasm for once
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Are you high?!
Just reminiscing of the fat ex wife
Japanese paper art, innit?...Originally Posted by Dillinger
Have you thought about taking up the Cello..?
Play dolphin music or buy a set of ear plugs.
then again you could play a porno loud after they've finished and see if they get the hint..
duplicate
Well we all know you have been trying to match his strokes, she's crying out for you baby.
Video the symphony and post it on here.
That's all well and good but when the finale of Peppa Pig Goes To Ballet ends in screeches of "Gimme more of that cock, Dickie you fucking animal" one has to explain to the children that the nice couple upstairs aren't butchering one another.Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Has potential.Originally Posted by wasabi
or that they are...Originally Posted by somtamslap
Surely Slap you were also once upon a time young and horny.
A modestly dressed photo of the woman, a video of of your bedroom lampshade wildly swinging and an audio tape of their verbals would convince any jury to convict the charge of torture.Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
You need to get down to the local counsel they will have specially trained inspectors for this job.
A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.
Originally Posted by OhOh
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