Thread: The new couple in the flat upstairs

Originally Posted by patsycat

I would think Pearly Rain is like pearl necklace

I read the name as a spoonerism. Rearly Pain?

Originally Posted by ENT

No probs, balance a chair on a table, put stout box on chair, stand upright on box, one hand braced to ceiling, other hand gripping cup to ceiling, then by turning one's head,


anything could happen.

Words of caution - don't use a rope to support neck and cup against ceiling.

Originally Posted by Paddy Whackery

Originally Posted by Paddy Whackery

Originally Posted by taxexile

Woman handed Asbo for loud sex sessions after neighbours complained to police 25 times
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
UPDATED: 00:49, 18 April 2009

The couple’s partially deaf neighbour Margery Ball said she had not had a decent night’s sleep in two years because of the noise made by the couple.

‘You could have made efforts to minimise your vocalisation while having sex. You have not shown due respect for other human beings.’

do your civic duty slap and report the inconsiderate bastards.

"Partially Deaf" - that's the best bit!!!

There's such a richness in Uk English...words like 'dogging' and 'slagging'.
I had to google 'Asbo' to find out what that meant.

Just been on the trusty old urban dictionary to research this:
Worldwide Dogging championships are held in Rivington Lancs. Most popular categories are - Ten man train, Pearly Rain (?) and Biggest Slapper.

Pearly Rain is that like Bukkake? Biggest Slapper, Nora Batty's big sister perhaps?
I was looking on Lancashire Tourists Board's website, alas no link...

For what of something better to do, I have dutifully trawled the internet. I am both sadder and wider:

Pearly rain: An activity often practiced during dogging or other sexual gatherings whereby a man ejaculates from some height onto a participants head, as if "pearly rain" is falling onto them



Sheesh. Must be time for a beer....

And in recent developments, I'm happy to report that Richard's latest effort was a 10-second affair apparently lacking in passion. A real rush job that I'm hoping will ultimately end in divorce.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

from some height

Is there a minimum recommendation?...Like, say, 5 feet?...Do you need safety harness if at work?...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I'm hoping will ultimately end in divorce.

That's the last thing you want. Then the occupant will go out of their way to bring even more partners home and increase the number of sexual liaisons.

Less than 10-seconds of bedrock this morning. Methinks Dicky has an ailing cock.

Perhaps he struck the perineum...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Less than 10-seconds of bedrock this morning. Methinks Dicky has an ailing cock.

Hes simply fallen out of lust. Perhaps found a new lust mobile outside his domestic one?

Perhaps he's clocked on to the wee Thai hotty downstairs.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Less than 10-seconds of bedrock this morning

quick wank

^ Nowt quick about that.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

^ Nowt quick about that.

is if you're paying for it.